Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

356 00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:19,686 Fine. 357 00:29:25,483 --> 00:29:27,694 Then I guess that's that. 358 00:29:27,902 --> 00:29:28,945 [mocking] 359 00:29:29,863 --> 00:29:31,948 Yeah, see 'ya. 360 00:29:33,283 --> 00:29:37,120 [guitar noise] 361 00:29:44,502 --> 00:29:46,588 Catch you later, babes! 362 00:29:48,548 --> 00:29:51,760 [squishing sounds] 363 00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:58,308 Ted, I have an idea. 364 00:29:58,558 --> 00:30:01,394 Tonight at the concert after we make De Nomolos' speech... 365 00:30:02,228 --> 00:30:04,189 ...let's waste them. 366 00:30:04,939 --> 00:30:09,152 Station. In the meantime, let's trash this lame little rathole. 367 00:30:09,402 --> 00:30:10,820 Stellar, Evil Ted! 368 00:30:17,452 --> 00:30:22,040 - Ted, we have got to stop them. - Yeah. But how? 369 00:30:26,419 --> 00:30:27,754 I hope this works. 370 00:30:27,962 --> 00:30:30,924 It worked in The Exorcist. I and Ill! 371 00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:37,514 Alright, Hirschfeld, 372 00:30:37,722 --> 00:30:41,684 you'll move downtown so DeLoach can take her maternity leave. 373 00:30:41,893 --> 00:30:45,188 Also, we need to make a few shifts. Anyone interested in moonlighting... 374 00:30:45,438 --> 00:30:48,858 ...we'll be stepping up security at the amphitheater tonight for the Battle of the Bands. 375 00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:52,320 I hear your son's band is playing? 376 00:30:52,904 --> 00:30:54,697 [laughter] 377 00:30:54,948 --> 00:30:59,160 Thank you for reminding me, sergeant. Also, Scott Frank... 378 00:30:59,494 --> 00:31:03,832 - So, how do we do this? - I don't know. 379 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,293 Why don't you try something? 380 00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:09,629 Okay. 381 00:31:14,217 --> 00:31:17,512 [stretching sounds] 382 00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:23,393 Whoa! 383 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:29,357 Okay, dudes. 384 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,360 I mean, fellow policemen... 385 00:31:32,944 --> 00:31:35,572 ...my son, Ted "Theodore" Logan... 386 00:31:35,822 --> 00:31:38,408 ...and his friend Bill S. Preston, Esquire... 387 00:31:38,658 --> 00:31:43,079 ...have been murdered and replaced by evil robots from the future. 388 00:31:43,288 --> 00:31:44,998 You totally did it, dude! 389 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,041 I totally possessed my dad. 390 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,920 [guitar noodling] 391 00:31:52,213 --> 00:31:53,339 Okay. 392 00:31:54,132 --> 00:31:56,426 You got to go over and arrest these robots 393 00:31:56,634 --> 00:31:59,178 so they don't ruin everything for me and Bill. 394 00:31:59,470 --> 00:32:01,931 I mean, my son and Bill. 395 00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:06,811 And, most importantly, they don't hurt the babes. 396 00:32:07,979 --> 00:32:09,439 The princesses. 397 00:32:11,983 --> 00:32:13,109 This isn't working. 398 00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:15,945 - Back me up, dude. - You got it, dude. 399 00:32:19,699 --> 00:32:22,368 [stretching sounds] 400 00:32:28,082 --> 00:32:30,668 I totally believe you, dude. 401 00:32:30,877 --> 00:32:32,170 - Yeah! - Yeah! 402 00:32:32,378 --> 00:32:36,633 - Whoa! Doughnuts! - Whoa! Excellent! 403 00:32:36,841 --> 00:32:38,509 Savory cruller. 404 00:32:39,177 --> 00:32:42,639 - I got really hungry being dead. - Yeah! 405 00:32:43,473 --> 00:32:44,432 Bill? 406 00:32:44,641 --> 00:32:47,060 I don't think they believe us. 407 00:32:48,061 --> 00:32:50,939 We'll have to find somebody who will. 408 00:32:51,856 --> 00:32:54,484 Catch you later, cop dudes! 409 00:33:00,698 --> 00:33:03,076 Ted, we can't go like this. 410 00:33:03,409 --> 00:33:05,870 Oh. Yeah! 411 00:33:06,913 --> 00:33:09,540 [stretching sounds] 412 00:33:15,463 --> 00:33:17,465 Thanks, Dad. 413 00:33:19,509 --> 00:33:23,179 - Good morning. - Sergeant. 414 00:33:28,309 --> 00:33:29,227 Gandhi. 415 00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:33,439 Anne Boleyn. 416 00:33:34,482 --> 00:33:35,942 Aristotle. 417 00:33:36,693 --> 00:33:39,529 - President Chester A. Arthur. - Yes! 418 00:33:41,030 --> 00:33:42,782 Clark Gable. 419 00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:45,118 Charlemagne. 420 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,495 And I would like to contact Ty Cobb. 421 00:33:54,585 --> 00:33:57,839 - Has this séance stuff ever worked? - No. 422 00:33:59,382 --> 00:34:01,676 But it will today, dude. 423 00:34:01,884 --> 00:34:04,387 [speaking gibberish] 424 00:34:09,225 --> 00:34:12,353 O great spirits from the netherworld... 425 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,441 ...leave your celestial abode and speak upon us... 426 00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:19,902 ...with your life lessons. 427 00:34:24,073 --> 00:34:27,702 [whooshing] Whoa! 428 00:34:30,621 --> 00:34:32,957 I feel the spirits have arrived! 429 00:34:33,124 --> 00:34:34,959 How's it going... 430 00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:38,087 ...New Age dudes? 431 00:34:38,838 --> 00:34:41,799 Spirits, can you hear me? 432 00:34:42,008 --> 00:34:43,134 Yeah! 433 00:34:44,927 --> 00:34:47,138 And we can totally see down your... 434 00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:50,224 Ted, it's your mom, dude! 435 00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:55,229 Whoa, you're right! Move over...