Grand Theft Parsons

00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,597 The first part. 330 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,071 OK, would you go ahead and tell me what the hell‘s going on? 331 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,312 I don't care if it is first thing in the morning! I need a drink! 332 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,118 Never signed so many bits of paper! 333 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,558 To hell with Vietnam! Paperwork is slowing this great country down! 334 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,551 Morning, officer. 335 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,836 Morning. 336 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,471 I was just saying how people with work to do like yourself, officer... 337 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,517 ..are engulfed by paper. 338 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,557 Grab the end, will you? 339 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,110 - Doesn't that just drive you crazy? - Yeah, I guess it does. 340 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,556 One casket six sheets of paper to sign. Six! 341 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,395 - Does that sound right to you? - No, it sure don't. 342 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,599 Whew! Last thing I want to do is hold you up further with my chatter. 343 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,798 You have a good day now, officer. Thanks for your help. 344 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,230 Come on, let's go, let's go. 345 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,072 Whoa, just a moment, boys. 346 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,631 My sidekick just told me about you picking someone up from the terminal. 347 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,472 A surprise, he said. 348 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,235 And here you are loading a coffin into your vehicle. 349 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,711 You see, the gentleman we're meeting at the airport... 350 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,509 ..doesn't yet know about the said passing of his aunt. 351 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,116 And you're gonna meet him off of his flight with her coffin? 352 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,670 Yeah, we're doing it this way for the avoidance of all doubt. 353 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,400 That's a real nice touch. 354 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,670 The, uh, ignition‘s a bit temperamental. 355 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,319 Right. 356 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,358 - You have to use a screwdriver. - I see that. 357 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,080 You have a good day, now, officer. 358 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,677 We did it. We did it! 359 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,116 - What was all that babbling about? - I didn't babble. 360 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,951 Goddamn hippies. 361 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,236 - You hit the wall. - I clipped it, I clipped the wall. 362 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,393 The gap's 50 yards wide, you aim for the gap. And you missed the gap! 363 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,437 I was distracted. 364 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,593 We are supposed to be picking someone up and you arrive with a coffin. 365 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,637 I just woke up. 366 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,994 You on drugs, boy? 367 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,869 Helle, officer! Yes, they make these hearses wider than they need to. 368 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,798 Shut up! You on drugs, boy? 369 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,759 Not at this time. 370 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:03,437 You just missed a gap of 50 yards and hit a wall in daylight! Why was that? 371 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,431 Well... 372 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,120 Well? 373 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,991 Wait. 374 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,635 Fantastic, well done. 375 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,473 Oh! Yeah, now it's all my fault. 376 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,836 You hit the wall! Of course it's your fault! 377 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,151 Jesus! 378 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,837 Here it comes. 379 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,319 - Well? - Well, what? 380 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,630 What are we doing now? 381 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,030 He said to wait. 382 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,033 Nice going, Nippy, went straight through the gap that time. 383 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,030 Jesus! What now? 384 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,316 - Get out. - What are you talking about? 385 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,391 Come on, we gotta keep moving! 386 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,357 Get out, take your friend with you. 387 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,320 I can see you're a bit sensitive about this whole casket thing... 388 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,720 Get out! 389 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,519 Stop saying that! I can't get out. 390 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,479 - Why not? - I... 391 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,191 Look, man, it ain't right to throw me out into the street with a coffin. 392 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,997 Thank God. 393 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,835 - What the hell you doing? - I'm driving back to the mortuary. 394 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,878 - You can't do that. - I'm driving back to the mortuary. 395 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,590 Stop! God damn it, come on, man! I can explain. 396 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,516 - Parsons? - Parsons. 397 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,238 Was he in a Berkeley? 398 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,197 Wha