Funny Girl

Should I murder her now or wait till the party's over? 593 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,187 - Now. - No, I like her. 594 00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:02,567 Besides, I've been waiting all evening for a chance to be alone with you. 595 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,360 Where does that go? 596 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:06,863 It's the alley. 597 00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:10,450 Come. 598 00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:21,294 Alone at last. 599 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,379 Fanny, congratulations! 600 00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:26,966 - Thanks, Mrs. Nadler. - I had to get up on account of the baby. 601 00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:30,636 - He's a regular midnight fisherman. - He'll outgrow it. 602 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,390 Alone at last. 603 00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:37,310 That's Henry Street. 604 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:40,855 You're never alone. Everybody worries about everybody. 605 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,858 It's my home. I love having people care about me. 606 00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:48,154 But I don't see how anyone could help caring about you. 607 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,365 Why, because I'm funny? 608 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,202 Well, that's part of it. 609 00:56:57,831 --> 00:57:02,710 You know, it's a funny thing. I've imagined you practically all over the world: 610 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,963 Paris, London, the Delaware Water Gap. 611 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:10,635 Everyplace. Everyplace except Henry Street. And here you are. 612 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,762 You've imagined me? 613 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,182 Well, I mean, I thought about you a lot. 614 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:18,434 Maybe it was your ruffled shirt. 615 00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:22,980 Anyway, you're like a character in a book to me. 616 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:27,777 And I hadn't read many books, see? So that makes you kind of... 617 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,948 - I talk a lot, don't I? - Yes. 618 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,910 But it's one of the things I like best about you. 619 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,579 Boy, have you got good manners. 620 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:44,043 - It's your turn. Say something. - All right. 621 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:49,340 With all these people who care about you by the blockful and theater-full... 622 00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:53,219 ...doesn't it ever narrow down to just one special person? 623 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:56,139 You mean, like a boyfriend? 624 00:57:57,558 --> 00:57:59,350 I haven't had time. 625 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,020 But don't get me wrong. I mean, I know a million guys. 626 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:06,566 - After all, I am in the theater. - Oh, yes. 627 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:12,405 Well, see, I've been very busy and... 628 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,908 How about you? 629 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:19,287 - Hundreds of girls, huh? - Oh, thousands! 630 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:22,915 All gorgeous. 631 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,543 Well, tonight should be a nice change for you. 632 00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:29,130 It is. 633 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:38,931 Thousands, wow. 634 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,601 That way, I don't get too involved. 635 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,520 I like to feel free. 636 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,857 You can get lonesome being that free. 637 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:51,194 You can get lonesome being that busy. 638 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:56,574 Now, who would think to look at us that we got the same problem? 639 00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:01,287 We travel single, oh 640 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:09,295 Maybe we're lucky But I don't know 641 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:16,219 With them, just let one kid fall down And seven mothers faint 642 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,724 I guess we're both happy 643 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:27,146 But maybe we ain't 644 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:36,781 People 645 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:42,495 People who need people 646 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:49,877 Are the luckiest people 647 00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:55,508 In the world 648 00:59:57,052 --> 01:00:00,721 We're children 649 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:05,810 Needing other children 650 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:13,442 And yet Letting our grown-up pride 651 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:17,905 Hide all the need inside 652 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:23,494 Acting more like children 653 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:27,415 Than children 654 01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:33,963 Lovers 655 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:38,926 Are very special people 656 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:45,933 They're the luckiest people 657 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:51,147 In the world 658 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:55,192 With one person 659 01:00:55,694 --> 01:01:01,032 One very special person 660 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:06,245 A feeling deep in your soul 661 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:10,374 Says you were half Now you're whole 662 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:14,920 No more hunger and thirst 663 01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:21,260 But first be a person Who needs people 664 01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:28,434 People who need people 665 01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:36,025 Are the luckiest people 666 01:01:36,443 -->