Kissing Jessica Stein

that works for women anyway, right? 647 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:51,636 Yes, well, that is, um... That is true. 648 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,846 Cheers. 649 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,349 -(soul music playing) -Nice place. 650 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:59,811 -Thanks. -MAN:<i> ♪ It feels so good ♪</i> 651 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:03,272 -Is that Barry White? -Uh, no. 652 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,233 Oh. 653 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:09,320 <i>♪ Oh, what a groove ♪</i> 654 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,367 -I'm gonna have to go slow, okay? -Oh, okay. 655 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,869 -Whatever you need. -Okay, great. 656 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,079 -Okay. -Sorry. 657 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,330 It's okay. 658 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:22,500 <i>♪ My hands just won't keep still ♪</i> 659 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,880 <i>♪ I love you, baby ♪</i> 660 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,299 -Is this with tongue? -Uh... 661 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:32,677 I think we should just play it by ear. 662 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,221 -Just see how it goes. -Okay. 663 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,973 -Okay. -Okay, great. 664 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,142 Great. (clears throat) 665 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,770 WOMAN:<i> ♪ You got a blue eye ♪</i> 666 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,398 <i>♪ It's deeper than any blue ♪</i> 667 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:48,067 <i>♪ As for the green one ♪</i> 668 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,278 -Sorry. -Is that too much? 669 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,488 -Just a bit. Sorry. -Okay, sorry. 670 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,991 -But it was good up until then, right? -Yeah. 671 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,829 -Oh, my God! Please don't do that. -That was just your stomach. 672 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,665 I know. I can't do that ever, really. 673 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,709 -Even with a man. -Oh. 674 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,587 Wow. Okay. Okay. 675 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,131 -Maybe let's just... -Okay. 676 00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:11,215 Oh, God. 677 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,476 That was really good! 678 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,102 I thought that was, you know, the best one ever. 679 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,312 Me too. Definitely. 680 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,106 <i>♪ Oh, those crazy eyes ♪</i> 681 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:31,694 So, I figure if we keep going like this, 682 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,530 we'll get there in, like, two weeks or so. 683 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,324 Yeah, sure. 684 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,243 -There's no real rush. -Are you sure? 685 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,496 -Yeah, sure. Not at all. -But you'd really... 686 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,331 -How about ten days? -Ten days is better. 687 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,249 Okay, good. 688 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,252 What does your therapist say about all this? 689 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,713 -Oh, I could never tell my therapist. -Why not? 690 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,131 Because it's private. 691 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,884 HELEN:<i> It's not working out.</i> 692 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:57,386 -I thought you said you really liked her. -I did. 693 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,473 -I do. It's just not working out. -Why not? 694 00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:02,600 -Because she's a cock tease! -Oh, my. 695 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:05,103 I mean, a tease. 696 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,189 -A poon tease. -Right. Right. 697 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:11,776 And she's nervous and neurotic and straight... 698 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,945 and not that into it, and I don't have time. 699 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:16,864 Okay. I took out an ad, for Christ's sake, and I end up with the Jewish Sandra Dee. 700 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,324 I mean, what are the odds? 701 00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:20,368 Who do you have to blow to get some pussy around here? 702 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,995 -You know, enough is enough. -On to the next. 703 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,289 -Onwards and upwards. -Right, right. 704 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,375 -(cell phone ringing) -Plus, she doesn't even get it. 705 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,960 She thinks it's going great. 706 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,212 Schuller Gallery. Hi. 707 00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:34,507 Hi. How are you? 708 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,385 Yeah... No, that's fine. 709 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,679 Why would I mind? 710 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,681 No, 8:00 p.m. is perfect. 711 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,184 Okay, I'll see you there. 712 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,978 Bye. 713 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,564 Is she 12? 714 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,277 You a little jumpy today, Stein? 715 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,112 -No. -You got a hot date. 716 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:59,073 -No. -Yeah. Who's the guy? 717 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,700 -There is no guy. -Oh, come on. 718 00:36:00,783 --> 0