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00:35:23,195 --> 00:35:25,599 Where are you from, exactly? Your country. 783 00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:29,067 Why do you need to know? I mean, is everybody miserable like you? 784 00:35:29,102 --> 00:35:30,601 Why are you miserable? Let me ask you a question. 785 00:35:30,636 --> 00:35:33,302 Jewish? Jewish? No, I'm not Jewish. 786 00:35:33,337 --> 00:35:35,933 I mean, I have a lot of guilt and- 787 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:38,984 Yet another player thrown off my Achmed's unknown ethnicity. 788 00:35:39,019 --> 00:35:42,000 He's from the Middle East, but is he Arab, is he Israeli? 789 00:35:42,035 --> 00:35:43,868 Well, no one knows, Mike, and that's the point. 790 00:35:43,903 --> 00:35:44,866 I think he's a Jew. 791 00:35:44,901 --> 00:35:46,933 <i>Have you seen that episode of Star Trek</i> 792 00:35:46,968 --> 00:35:50,534 where the guy's painted half black, half white? 793 00:35:50,569 --> 00:35:51,634 Don't think I've caught that one. 794 00:35:51,669 --> 00:35:54,767 Yeah, me either, but, um... 795 00:35:54,802 --> 00:35:56,968 but I heard it's good. 796 00:35:57,003 --> 00:35:57,968 I'm sure it is. 797 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:00,599 <i>Deuce Fairbanks,</i> 798 00:36:00,634 --> 00:36:02,065 <i>one of the legends of the game.</i> 799 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:04,033 <i>I'll tell you, Mike, he is not at all intimidated</i> 800 00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:05,651 <i>by some of these younger players.</i> 801 00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:07,199 <i>And he's not intimidated.</i> 802 00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:09,767 I got two pair with a San Francisco busboy, 803 00:36:09,802 --> 00:36:11,367 a queen with a trey. 804 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:13,851 San Francisco? 805 00:36:13,886 --> 00:36:16,265 Busboy? Queen? 806 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,732 What are you, a fuckin' idiot? 807 00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:20,634 You should've hit the slot machines, jack-off. 808 00:36:20,669 --> 00:36:25,133 God, you're a bigger dick than I am. 809 00:36:29,634 --> 00:36:32,200 <i>I'm Mike "The Bike," Mike "The Bike" Heslov.</i> 810 00:36:32,235 --> 00:36:34,484 <i>My name's Murph Murph.</i> 811 00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:36,699 <i>Tim "Tiny Wonder. "</i> 812 00:36:36,734 --> 00:36:39,132 <i>We're the Bust-You Crew.</i> 813 00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:40,801 Yeah, you know, we've played together for so long 814 00:36:40,836 --> 00:36:43,334 that we got a lot of shorthand. 815 00:36:52,634 --> 00:36:54,000 You know, it's like when you got a- 816 00:36:54,035 --> 00:36:55,332 sitting pretty on a Jim J. Bullock 817 00:36:55,367 --> 00:36:57,167 and somebody Adrian Zmeds you on the river. 818 00:36:57,202 --> 00:36:58,399 Brutal beat. Yeah. 819 00:36:58,434 --> 00:36:59,666 <i>Yeah, we're kinda known</i> 820 00:36:59,701 --> 00:37:01,332 <i>for making a lot of crazy bets.</i> 821 00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:02,917 <i>If you're gonna be a really good player,</i> 822 00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:04,809 <i>you gotta basically be a gambler.</i> 823 00:37:04,844 --> 00:37:06,632 I drank a quart of semen once. 824 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,968 Mm. It was bull semen, though, right? 825 00:37:09,003 --> 00:37:11,132 No, it was human. 826 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:12,232 It wasn't a bet, either. 827 00:37:12,267 --> 00:37:13,434 Yeah, that was- that wasn't a bet. 828 00:37:13,469 --> 00:37:14,601 Yeah, I just did that. Right. 829 00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:17,200 All in. 830 00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:22,567 I'll call. 831 00:37:22,602 --> 00:37:24,201 Shit. 832 00:37:24,236 --> 00:37:25,801 5s. 833 00:37:27,601 --> 00:37:29,199 7s. 834 00:37:29,234 --> 00:37:31,265 Let me give you a bit of advice, Mikey. 835 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:35,434 If you don't see a sucker sitting around this table, you're it. 836 00:37:35,469 --> 00:37:37,468 <i>What do they call that crew?</i> 837 00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:39,467 The Bust-You Crew, is that it? 838 00:37:39,502 --> 00:37:40,933 Bunch of sissies. 839 00:37:40,968 --> 00:37:43,534 I wish they would have pulled that shit in the old days. 840 00:37:43,569 --> 00:37:46,100 We'd have dug a little hole for them out in the desert, 841 00:37:46,135 --> 00:37:48,566 teach them a trick or two. 842 00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:52,467 Let me see? Oh, yeah, I'll take it. 843 00:37:54,767 --> 00:37:56,634 <i>My name is Seth Schwartzman.</i> 844 00:37:56,669 --> 00:37:58,599 I'm semi-retired. 845 00:37:58,634 --> 00:38:01,901 And both my kids are top professional poker players. 846 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,868 Ugh. Uh, wai- what's going on with- 847 00:38:23,903 --> 00:38:24,899 What happened? 848 00:38:24,934 --> 00:38:27,133 I heard a slogan when I was young, 849 00:38:27,168 --> 00:38:28,666 and I forgot who said it, 850 00:38:28,701 --> 00:38:31,667 but the slogan was "Competition breeds winners. " 851 00:38:31,702 --> 00:38:33,