Sixteen Candles

464 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,478 <i>♪ (Tim Finn's "Growing Pains" playing) ♪</i> 465 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:05,024 <i>♪ The hours I spend investigating ♪</i> 466 00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,442 <i>♪ A way of living ♪</i> 467 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:12,911 <i>♪ With no misgiving, yeah... ♪</i> 468 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,038 <i>♪ Growing pains... ♪</i> 469 00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:30,920 Okay. 470 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,764 All right. 471 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,396 Just trying to get a little bit of water. 472 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,766 Yeah. 473 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,818 Yes, I'm back. 474 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,737 So I smell. 475 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,076 It's my shaving cream. 476 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,070 You wanna feel a real clean, close shave? 477 00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,697 I'll pass. 478 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,995 Couldn't find anyone else to bug, huh? 479 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,961 Come on. You know you're the one I want to bug, huh? 480 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:06,672 This is my friend, Randy. And that's Jimmy Montrose. 481 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,837 - Howdy, dude. - This is Farmer Fred. 482 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,632 - Ted. - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Farmer Ted. 483 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,800 I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman. 484 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,094 Geek, can I be honest with you? 485 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:18,802 Not if you're gonna insult me. 486 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,269 Okay. 487 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,145 - Shoot. - Get the hell out of here. 488 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,936 Nice... nice manners, babe. 489 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,188 She's totally serious, ass-wipe. 490 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,357 Chill. 491 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,119 You wanna split with me? I... 492 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,376 - I don't know... - I can't handle this. 493 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:47,372 My mom tells me, "If you want something, you gotta ask for it." 494 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,998 I'm not the kind of guy... 495 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,172 It's embarrassing for me. I... I don't know. I just... 496 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:55,387 It's just... 497 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,096 I'm really sorry about what happened in the gym. 498 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,723 I had no idea you couldn't dance. 499 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:53,275 <i>(Clattering)</i> 500 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,673 - What a decent night, huh? - It's my birthday. 501 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,077 <i>♪ (Singing The Beatles' "Birthday") ♪</i> 502 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:23,343 <i>♪ You say it's your birthday ♪</i> 503 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,265 <i>♪ It's my birthday, too... ♪</i> 504 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,729 Don't do that, okay? 505 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,975 <i>♪ Hey, Jude... ♪</i> 506 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,568 Just stop it, okay? 507 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,938 I mean, it's really been a shitty birthday for me. 508 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,237 No offence, but I don't need a serenade right now. 509 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,247 What's wrong? You didn't get anything good, or... 510 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:44,159 I didn't get shit. Not even "happy birthday". 511 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,159 My whole family just sort of blew it off. 512 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,871 I'd freak if my family forgot my birthday. 513 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,919 It's a brand-new year. I'm 16. 514 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,667 Everything should be platinum. I should be happy, right? 515 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,214 - Right? - Yeah. 516 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,133 Well, I can't get happy. 517 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:03,258 It is physically impossible for me to get happy. 518 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:10,189 Would you feel better if you knew one of my secrets, or... 519 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:11,433 Don't gross me out. 520 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,440 No, we're not talking gross here. No, it's just... 521 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,150 It's just embarrassing. 522 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,614 This information cannot leave this room, okay? 523 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,583 It would devastate my reputation as a dude. 524 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:31,619 No problem. 525 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,089 I've never bagged a babe. 526 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,886 - I'm not a stud. - <i>(Laughs)</i> 527 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,099 I got the rep in sixth grade. 528 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,688 And it, like, I don't know, it stuck with me. 529 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,682 I'm still on hold. 530 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,980 Look, I'd appreciate you not laughing, okay? 531 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,526 I'm sorry. 532 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,947 That's not what I meant. 533 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,247 I meant... 534 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,581 - Hey, time out,