Can't Hardly Wait

436 00:29:49,861 --> 00:29:51,947 Someone have poop on their shoe? 437 00:29:53,990 --> 00:29:55,617 Oh, my God. 438 00:29:55,659 --> 00:29:58,370 - Someone has poop on their shoe! - Watch it! 439 00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:07,462 And then I heard... 440 00:30:07,504 --> 00:30:11,216 that he slept with some sophomore. 441 00:30:12,301 --> 00:30:15,221 That pig! What are you gonna do? 442 00:30:17,223 --> 00:30:18,723 Beat him at his own game. 443 00:30:18,807 --> 00:30:23,520 I am gonna hook up with someone at this party... 444 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:26,024 and hope that Jason finds out. 445 00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:28,734 - Wait. With who? - Who cares? 446 00:30:29,777 --> 00:30:31,697 The next guy who hits on me. 447 00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:34,491 No. Hell, the next guy who talks to me. 448 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,411 Wipe out. 449 00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:43,250 I, uh-- Yo, I must have died and gone to heaven... 450 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:45,961 'cause I see an angel sittin' right in front of me. 451 00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:49,757 Are you cryin'? 452 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,095 Oh, no, baby, please! You are far too fine to look so sad. 453 00:30:55,388 --> 00:30:59,641 - Yeah, sure. - Come on. Don't be like that. 454 00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:02,144 It breaks my heart to see you this way. 455 00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:09,986 You tell Special K what he can do to make you feel better. 456 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,408 Come to the pool house with me? 457 00:31:18,494 --> 00:31:20,496 Of course I will. 458 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:23,000 Anything for you, baby. 459 00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:27,962 Could you just wait right here. 460 00:31:28,046 --> 00:31:30,299 I'll be right back. I promise. 461 00:31:31,925 --> 00:31:33,343 He'll do. 462 00:31:33,427 --> 00:31:36,346 All right. Bathroom, pee, underarm check, Breath Assure-- 463 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:39,057 Yo, hold up. Do I put on a jimmy hat now or-- 464 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,101 Nah, that ain't gonna work. 465 00:31:44,188 --> 00:31:45,606 Damn! 466 00:31:48,109 --> 00:31:50,528 Yo, they're out of toilet paper. 467 00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,532 - Wait, Jen! Wait for us! - Oh, I gotta go! 468 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:00,746 - Oh, don't you hate that? - Oh, wait! Don't lock it! 469 00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:05,335 - Let's go pee in the pool. - All right. 470 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:13,759 What the hell is this? 471 00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:18,848 Is there another bathroom upstairs? 472 00:32:18,932 --> 00:32:20,851 'Cause the line in there is really long, and I gotta go. 473 00:32:20,935 --> 00:32:24,938 No one's allowed upstairs, okay? Who did this? 474 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,941 I think I saw that foreign exchange student... 475 00:32:26,983 --> 00:32:29,569 walkin' around with a black Magic Marker. 476 00:32:29,652 --> 00:32:31,905 - That little foreign guy? - Yeah. So, the ba-- 477 00:32:33,614 --> 00:32:36,617 You can go upstairs, but just you. 478 00:32:36,658 --> 00:32:38,286 Thanks. All right. 479 00:32:38,328 --> 00:32:41,873 And don't close the door all the way because it's sort of broken. 480 00:32:50,674 --> 00:32:53,509 Damn! You the man, Kenny! 481 00:33:11,152 --> 00:33:13,447 Here we go. 482 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,754 Yo, this ain't gonna-- 483 00:33:27,837 --> 00:33:30,006 Yeah. I can do-- 484 00:33:32,884 --> 00:33:37,347 Damn ! She's gonna think I got that premature evacuation. Damn ! 485 00:33:41,393 --> 00:33:43,312 Damn! 486 00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:56,575 Dudel 487 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,954 These brownies suck! 488 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,590 I don't wanna waste this. 489 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:18,974 I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been. 490 00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,733 Shut that door! 491 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,985 - No, I mean, get out! - Yeah, I'm trying to! 492 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,238 - Get outl - I can't! 493 00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:34,073 Move, woman ! 494 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,256 Look what I got now! I got the-- 495 00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:52,258 Look, I am telling you... 496 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,554 that patch of sky right over there above those power lines... 497 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:59,307 is like a superhighway of U.F.O. activity. 498 00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:04,605 I wonder how William's doin' at the party. 499 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,277 I hope he isn't having any trouble blendin' in. 500 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:15,699 Wasn't there somethin' I was supposed to do tonight? 501 00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:28,045 I can't feel my legs. I have no legs! 502 00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:56,617 Can I talk to you for a second, man? 503 00:36:05,042 --> 00:36:07,461 Well, did you do it or what? 504 00:36:08,879 --> 00:36:11,674 Man, we will. I promise. 505 00:36:11,716 -->