Hot Tub Time Machine

00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,156 He's your son. 746 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,950 That's not appropriate. 747 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:16,410 I'm sun... Sunshine. 748 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:17,536 Sunshine. 749 00:33:17,536 --> 00:33:18,662 'Cause I'm here to brighten your day. 750 00:33:18,662 --> 00:33:21,082 That's Jacob. Your... 751 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,708 He's totally cool. 752 00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:23,793 He doesn't look cool. 753 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,837 He's not that cool. Hey, Kelly. 754 00:33:26,837 --> 00:33:28,881 Lou Dorchen. Yeah... 755 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,007 You don't remember this? 756 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:31,050 I don't remember everything. 757 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,094 What the fuck, man? This is freaking me the fuck out. 758 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,637 You freak out every time you leave the basement. 759 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:35,888 All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on 760 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:38,265 because tonight there is gonna be a blizzard. 761 00:33:38,265 --> 00:33:40,017 Really? It looked pretty clear out. 762 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:42,311 Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride? 763 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:45,898 You can't do cocaine! It's so unhealthy for you. 764 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,191 Kelly, in public? 765 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,317 Whatever. 766 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:50,027 I'm gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house, 767 00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:51,570 I'm gonna find a sexy instructor 768 00:33:51,570 --> 00:33:54,115 and I'm gonna wax his fucking pole. 769 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,617 Later, homos. Don't drink my fucking drink. 770 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:57,785 Ugh! 771 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,037 Hey, Adam? 772 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:03,499 What she means is that she works at the ski rental place, right? 773 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,751 And that's her job, is cleaning the poles. 774 00:34:05,751 --> 00:34:08,337 I could be off, but I think it's in reference to blowing a dude. 775 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:11,382 Thank you, Nick. But that's... You don't need to... 776 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:12,883 Or fucking a dude. Because the wax, 777 00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:15,136 it can be interpreted either way. 778 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,555 She was a free spirit, you know? 779 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:21,475 Or maybe she's the pole and there's two dudes that she's waxing. 780 00:34:21,475 --> 00:34:24,186 Let's just get it done, man. Come on. 781 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,063 Hey, Lou. What? 782 00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:29,066 Did my mom, like, sleep with a bunch of dudes? 783 00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,151 I don't know. Shut up. 784 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,610 But she seems kind of slutty, right? 785 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,988 Does she seem that way to you? 786 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,906 It's just, she never told me who my dad is. 787 00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,408 It could be any one of these guys. 788 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,535 'Cause I was born, like, nine months from now. 789 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,203 Yeah? So what does that mean? 790 00:34:41,203 --> 00:34:42,580 It means do the math, dipshit. 791 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,707 I could have been conceived this weekend. 792 00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:46,500 Oh, shit. Check this out. 793 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,587 That's that fucking bellhop. I hate that guy. 794 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,507 This must be where he loses the arm! 795 00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,387 Shit! Thank you! 796 00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:00,181 I think we should tell him. This is gruesome. 797 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:01,265 Don't you dare fucking tell him. 798 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,185 You'll screw the time thing up. 799 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,781 Yeah! 800 00:35:18,824 --> 00:35:19,909 Yes! 801 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,035 What the fuck? 802 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,037 Yeah! 803 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:27,708 Boo! We just got fucking robbed. 804 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,918 What are you talking about? 805 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,169 He's great, man. Come on! 806 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,296 Jenny. 807 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:34,798 Jenny? 808 00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:36,717 I'm in the bathroom. Come in. 809 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,220 What do you think? 810 00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,804 Oh, my God. 811 00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:42,765 What? Do I look fat? 812 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,060 No. You look really beautiful. 813 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:50,314 Aw! Thank you. 814 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,652 How about me, do I look different? 815 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,403 Do I look kind of older? 816 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:58,280 No. 817 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:01,075 You look cute, though. 818 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,160 God, I can't sto