West Is West

00:31:23,797 --> 00:31:25,913 Fighting here, long time ago. 360 00:31:26,237 --> 00:31:28,432 -Your English is all right. -Hmm? 361 00:31:28,877 --> 00:31:31,471 ( enunciating) I mean, you speak good English. 362 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:35,072 Better than you, yes. I do, true. Pir Naseem's teaching me. 363 00:31:36,037 --> 00:31:37,550 You speak Punjabi? 364 00:31:38,317 --> 00:31:39,955 -No. -Speak. 365 00:31:40,437 --> 00:31:42,348 -It's not very good. -Speaking, speaking. 366 00:31:42,437 --> 00:31:43,836 ( exhales uncertainly) 367 00:31:46,077 --> 00:31:49,035 No, no, no. Don't say these words. Very bad words. 368 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:50,436 Who say these words? 369 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,587 Me dad on the phone. You know, the telephone. 370 00:31:53,117 --> 00:31:56,189 -(cursing in Punjabi) -(laughing) 371 00:31:57,997 --> 00:32:00,306 (all greeting in Punjabi) 372 00:32:01,117 --> 00:32:04,189 Maneer, you be respectful all the time. 373 00:32:04,277 --> 00:32:05,756 -Right, Dad. -And you, 374 00:32:06,637 --> 00:32:08,116 say nothing. 375 00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:11,026 No touch anyone. No look anybody. 376 00:32:11,117 --> 00:32:12,470 (male worker) Maneer! 377 00:32:19,997 --> 00:32:21,555 Why don't you just try? 378 00:32:21,637 --> 00:32:24,026 You know I can't speak Pun-fucking-jabi. 379 00:32:24,117 --> 00:32:26,267 Sajid! Answer him. 380 00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:28,236 Chigi-chigi-chigi! 381 00:32:28,317 --> 00:32:29,670 All right! Fucking hell. 382 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,390 Bloody stupy! 383 00:32:35,477 --> 00:32:36,990 -(repeating same phrase in Punjabi) -(grunts in annoyance) 384 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:44,516 -Where you going? -What? 385 00:32:44,597 --> 00:32:46,076 In. 386 00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:49,509 (repeating same phrase in Punjabi) 387 00:32:49,597 --> 00:32:50,916 (scolds in Punjabi) 388 00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:54,956 (repeating same phrase in Punjabi) 389 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,314 -(bleats) -(repeating same phrase in Punjabi) 390 00:33:07,037 --> 00:33:08,868 Ah, this is the one. 391 00:33:09,717 --> 00:33:11,833 Are you sure, Dad? It was 30-odd years ago. 392 00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:15,105 He was good friend. He at my wedding. 393 00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:20,311 Abdullah! Jahangir. 394 00:33:22,437 --> 00:33:23,950 He's a good boy. 395 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:26,350 She would live in England, 396 00:33:26,877 --> 00:33:31,234 my wife will welcome her into our home as if she were her own daughter. 397 00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:34,427 You are my friend, Jahangir. 398 00:33:35,797 --> 00:33:39,790 But there cannot be marriage between my daughter and your son. 399 00:33:39,877 --> 00:33:43,426 -But why? -I mean you no disrespect. 400 00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:47,028 But in England your life is 401 00:33:47,597 --> 00:33:48,950 different. 402 00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:51,428 Different from whose? 403 00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:53,826 Girls here marry in England all the time. 404 00:33:54,277 --> 00:33:56,472 Your own eldest daughter lives in England now. 405 00:33:56,557 --> 00:33:58,593 I said your life, Jahangir. 406 00:34:10,837 --> 00:34:12,190 I take it that were a ''no'', then. 407 00:34:14,437 --> 00:34:17,315 No one want their daughter marry you. I bloody ashamed! 408 00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:19,396 Dad. 409 00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:23,635 Oh! I'll just find me own way back, then, shall I? 410 00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:26,556 It's not like I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere, is it? 411 00:34:29,677 --> 00:34:31,076 All right! Chigi-chigi-chigi! 412 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,670 (all laughing) 413 00:34:38,717 --> 00:34:40,070 (door opens) 414 00:35:04,597 --> 00:35:05,996 Are you all right, Dad? 415 00:35:10,557 --> 00:35:12,627 It's all your fault, baster. 416 00:35:14,557 --> 00:35:18,152 You and you family pucking giving me trouble all the time. 417 00:35:21,717 --> 00:35:23,673 Why you no go to your mam? 418 00:35:24,597 --> 00:35:26,315 Get out of my house. 419 00:35:27,277 --> 00:35:28,915 I no want you here. 420 00:35:30,157 --> 00:35:31,510 Go home! 421 00:35:31,677 --> 00:35:33,030 You no belong here. 422 00:35:33,117 --> 00:35:34,789 You always said we do belong here. 423 00:35:35,077 --> 00:35:37,545 -Go! -What's changed your mind now, eh? 424 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,150 Don't talk to me like this. 425 00:35:40,237 --> 00:35:41,909 You swan around here like nothing's ever happened. 426 00:35:42,317 --> 00:35:44,194 Jahangir Khan, the King of England, returned. 427 00:35:44,397 --> 00:35:47,434 -Shut up! Shut up! -Too near the truth, is it? 428 00:35:48,477 --> 00:35:49,796 You make me laugh. 429 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,275 Bringing Sajid here to teach him a lesson? 430 00:35:52,437 --> 00:35:53,870 I warn you, mister. 431 00:35:53,957 -->