Friendship

703 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,158 they're 25 years old. 704 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,285 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 705 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,332 Receipt in the bag? 706 00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:59,835 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 707 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,339 Alright. 708 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:05,882 Oh, and sir... 709 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,301 If you ever want something 710 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,303 a little stronger than a few drinks... 711 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,680 you let me know. 712 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,226 Stay curious. 713 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,816 <i>[calm voice] You may begin to detach...</i> 714 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,318 <i>from realities you had claimed as your own.</i> 715 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,363 Are you okay? 716 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,948 Yeah. 717 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,701 A package came for you. 718 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,953 Oh, yes! 719 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,541 Oh my God. Holy shit! 720 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,960 - Ooh, that's exciting. - Holy shit! 721 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,004 These are fucking awesome! 722 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,464 These for you? 723 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:46,882 [Craig] Oh yeah. 724 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,967 [banging] 725 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,052 [knocking] 726 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,850 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 727 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,686 One moment. 728 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,646 Honey. 729 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,232 There's someone at the door for you. 730 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:05,233 It's Craig. 731 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,902 Alright. 732 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,446 Dude. 733 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,990 Check it out. 734 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,079 Wow. You, uh... you got the expensive ones. 735 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,207 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 736 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,167 - Let's jam. - Um... 737 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,711 - Whoa. You look awesome! - Oh, thank you. 738 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,297 Uh... look, uh, Craig... 739 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,926 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 740 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,970 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 741 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,933 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 742 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,768 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 743 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,895 No, Friday night was really strange 744 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,397 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 745 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,149 this friendship at the moment. 746 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,362 You made me feel too free. 747 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,364 You all accepted me way too fast. 748 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,074 You can't do that. 749 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,784 People need rules. 750 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,912 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 751 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,040 I'm doing a segment for work. 752 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,834 Um... much luck selling the house. 753 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,923 Austin, come on. 754 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:28,191 [medieval chanting] 755 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,217 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 756 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,678 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 757 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,471 that some unknowable intelligence 758 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,515 is behind all things? 759 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:03,226 <i>[Austin] Thank you, Rebecca.</i> 760 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,937 <i>Uh... my producers told me that there was</i> 761 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,981 <i>a Renaissance Festival here today.</i> 762 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,274 <i>And, uh...</i> 763 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,526 <i>clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so...</i> 764 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,237 <i>it's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am.</i> 765 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,697 <i>Right...</i> 766 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,700 [music fades in] 767 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,874 [Craig] Stevie, come on. 768 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:28,418 There's nothing over there. Come here. 769 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,919 Look. 770 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,590 [grunts] 771 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,843 Free food. 772 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,554 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 773 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:43,683 People have been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years. 774 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,810 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 775 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,521 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 776 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,482 I'll show you. 777 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,571 This one needs a little ranch. 778 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,707 This is fun. 779 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,961 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 780 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29