Diary of a Mad Housewife

of Thanksgiving dinner this year. 512 00:32:14,398 --> 00:32:17,401 Not that your Thanksgiving dinners haven't been great. 513 00:32:17,777 --> 00:32:20,655 But... it might be fun to jazz it up. 514 00:32:21,447 --> 00:32:25,952 More... gourmet. Less classic American, you know? 515 00:32:26,369 --> 00:32:28,496 That's a wonderful idea, Jonathan. 516 00:32:28,871 --> 00:32:30,832 How are you coming with the invitations? 517 00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:33,519 Finished. 518 00:32:33,543 --> 00:32:35,753 I'll mail them tomorrow. No stamps in the house. 519 00:32:36,796 --> 00:32:38,923 Why can't you take 'em to the post office? 520 00:32:39,382 --> 00:32:40,842 It's awfully cold outside. 521 00:32:42,051 --> 00:32:43,487 For god's sakes, Tina, 522 00:32:43,511 --> 00:32:46,556 the post office is only four bloody blocks away. 523 00:32:47,056 --> 00:32:48,391 That's true. 524 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,477 That's absolutely true. 525 00:32:54,188 --> 00:32:56,858 What you say has a certain ring of truth. 526 00:33:12,582 --> 00:33:13,749 Yes. 527 00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:16,562 - Were you working? - No, I'm not working. 528 00:33:16,586 --> 00:33:18,188 Would I answer if I was working? 529 00:33:18,212 --> 00:33:20,256 Oh. This is Tina balser. 530 00:33:21,048 --> 00:33:22,049 Who? 531 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,427 Tina balser. 532 00:33:25,261 --> 00:33:28,639 Oh. So, it's you. What's up? You wanna drink? 533 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,184 I thought that might be nice. 534 00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:32,727 Hold on a minute. 535 00:33:38,232 --> 00:33:41,402 Look, tomorrow's out. It'll have to be the day after tomorrow. 536 00:33:41,444 --> 00:33:42,796 Friday at three o' clock. 537 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,615 You gonna change your mind? Chicken out, not show? 538 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,912 Is this the table where you work? 539 00:33:51,787 --> 00:33:55,917 I mean, well, if it is, what a wonderful view to inspire you. 540 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,645 Are you working on a new... 541 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,880 Article or new book or something? 542 00:34:01,255 --> 00:34:05,551 I never talk about my work... ever. 543 00:34:05,968 --> 00:34:07,362 So, forget it from now on. 544 00:34:07,386 --> 00:34:10,097 Now, please, don't start. 545 00:34:10,473 --> 00:34:13,327 Start what? - being impossible. 546 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,787 I am impossible. Don't you start. 547 00:34:15,811 --> 00:34:16,914 Me? Start what? 548 00:34:16,938 --> 00:34:20,650 - Getting all nerved up. - I am not all nerved up. 549 00:34:21,234 --> 00:34:23,945 You just an... antagonize me. 550 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,614 That isn't exactly the word for it. 551 00:34:40,544 --> 00:34:42,505 What changed your mind about coming here? 552 00:34:44,131 --> 00:34:45,466 I, uh... 553 00:34:46,592 --> 00:34:49,845 - I'm not very clear about that. - Well, it doesn't matter. 554 00:34:51,264 --> 00:34:52,515 Point it, you are here. 555 00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:55,160 It's interesting, isn't it? 556 00:34:55,184 --> 00:34:57,663 That's not exactly the word for it. 557 00:34:57,687 --> 00:35:00,898 You know anything about me? Aside from my work. 558 00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:04,193 Everything they say is true. 559 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:07,238 Well, except for the bit about my being on stuff. 560 00:35:07,822 --> 00:35:10,050 I was for a while, but not long enough... 561 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:11,343 To get in any real trouble. 562 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:13,202 I take it this is the big warning. 563 00:35:13,536 --> 00:35:14,996 You can skip that. 564 00:35:16,038 --> 00:35:17,140 I can take care of myself. 565 00:35:17,164 --> 00:35:20,018 Oh, please, don't start that ia-de-da shit with me. 566 00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:22,312 It makes me wanna puke. Save it for your husband 567 00:35:22,336 --> 00:35:23,671 and your charming crew of friends. 568 00:35:23,713 --> 00:35:27,008 This is ridiculous. 569 00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:30,469 I am going home. - sit down! 570 00:35:34,473 --> 00:35:37,494 - Sit down. - I can't stay. 571 00:35:37,518 --> 00:35:40,062 - You make me too mad. - You're not mad. 572 00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:41,897 You're scared to death. 573 00:35:47,194 --> 00:35:48,863 Goddammit, so am I. 574 00:36:00,374 --> 00:36:01,751 So am I. 575 00:39:42,137 --> 00:39:44,848 Baby, you are a terrific piece of ass. 576 00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:48,018 Are you always that good? 577 00:39:58,445 --> 00:40:00,573 Well, so much for the compliment. 578 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:02,950 Now, what the hell do we do? 579 00:40:03,909 --> 00:40:05,971 What do you mean? - well... 580 00:40:05,995 --> 00:40:07,806 I thought you'd be good for a couple of screws, 581 00:40:07,830 --> 00:40:09,415 but this could get out of hand. 582 00:40:13