Three bachelors find themselves forced to take care of a baby left by one of the guy's girlfriends.
3 Men and a Baby is a Comedy film released in 1987.
1 subtitle release available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
605
00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:06,391
Jack has a baby?
606
00:33:06,393 --> 00:33:09,327
I realize that
tends to negate...
607
00:33:09,329 --> 00:33:10,695
Our belief in a benevolent God.
608
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,264
It doesn't look like Jack.
He has more hair.
609
00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:15,599
I'm glad you can joke
at a time like this.
610
00:33:15,601 --> 00:33:17,567
She needs to be held.
611
00:33:17,569 --> 00:33:20,102
Babies like to be held.
612
00:33:20,104 --> 00:33:21,002
Where is he?
613
00:33:21,004 --> 00:33:22,236
Jack's in Turkey,
614
00:33:22,238 --> 00:33:25,372
which is where I'd be
if my baby was in New York.
615
00:33:25,374 --> 00:33:26,940
<i>We're dying here.
616
00:33:26,942 --> 00:33:29,075
<i>Michael doesn't</i>
<i>know about babies.
617
00:33:29,077 --> 00:33:30,309
I don't know about babies.
618
00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:33,045
I've got deadlines
hanging all over me.
619
00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:36,681
<i>I've been reading</i>
<i>books about babies.
620
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:38,983
<i>I can't figure it out.
621
00:33:38,985 --> 00:33:41,352
It says, "feed every 2 hours."
622
00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:43,587
It takes me 2 hours
to get her to eat.
623
00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:48,058
Does it mean 2 hours from
when I start or finish?
624
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,593
I've been feeding
her from when I start,
625
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:53,462
and I'm feeding
her all the time.
626
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,263
Which is it?
627
00:33:55,265 --> 00:33:57,732
Why are you asking me?
You're a woman.
628
00:33:57,734 --> 00:34:01,469
That doesn't mean
I know about babies.
629
00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:03,704
Rebecca...
630
00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:07,974
please stay with me, and
help me take care of her.
631
00:34:07,976 --> 00:34:10,176
You want me to
take care of her?
632
00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:11,677
Yes. Now?
633
00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:13,378
No, when she
graduates from college.
634
00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:14,612
Yes, now.
635
00:34:14,614 --> 00:34:16,513
I can't do that.
636
00:34:16,515 --> 00:34:21,050
<i>Baby take ...</i>
<i>Very, very much work.
637
00:34:21,052 --> 00:34:25,120
Thanks for telling me.
Is he an idiot savant?
638
00:34:25,122 --> 00:34:27,589
Rebecca, we be late.
639
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,559
Rebecca...
640
00:34:31,561 --> 00:34:34,662
Rebecca, please.
641
00:34:36,132 --> 00:34:37,498
<i>Stay with me.
642
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:40,334
I have got a date!
643
00:34:40,336 --> 00:34:42,202
Oh?
644
00:34:42,204 --> 00:34:45,305
Excuse me for cramping
your romantic style.
645
00:34:45,307 --> 00:34:46,673
Rebecca, we be late!
646
00:34:46,675 --> 00:34:49,509
You can't be serious about him.
647
00:34:49,511 --> 00:34:52,278
You go out with
other people; So do I.
648
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,314
I don't care if you date
the whole string section.
649
00:34:55,316 --> 00:34:58,617
Right now, I need you.
I can't be here now.
650
00:34:58,619 --> 00:35:00,619
Oh, she doodled!
651
00:35:00,621 --> 00:35:02,320
Doodled.
652
00:35:02,322 --> 00:35:03,020
Yes, doodled!
653
00:35:03,022 --> 00:35:05,389
<i>Don't babies doodle in Hungary?
654
00:35:05,391 --> 00:35:06,623
We're leaving.
655
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:08,257
Rebecca!
656
00:35:08,259 --> 00:35:10,158
Wait.
657
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,592
Come on, Rebecca.
658
00:35:11,594 --> 00:35:13,293
Don't go.
659
00:35:13,295 --> 00:35:16,062
You're a very big boy.
660
00:35:16,064 --> 00:35:17,430
You're very capable.
661
00:35:17,432 --> 00:35:20,099
You'll get through this fine.
662
00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:25,369
I hate the cello!
663
00:35:26,638 --> 00:35:28,504
Don't.
664
00:35:32,209 --> 00:35:34,209
I keep waiting for
"candid camera"...
665
00:35:34,211 --> 00:35:36,444
To walk through the door.
666
00:35:36,446 --> 00:35:38,679
What'd you cancel for tonight?
667
00:35:38,681 --> 00:35:41,515
Box seats at shea. You?
668
00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:44,384
Dinner with Cheryl.
669
00:35:46,321 --> 00:35:48,654
Two more days.
670
00:35:53,727 --> 00:35:56,527
Where'd you put
the baby powder?
671
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:57,761
I'll get it.
672
00:35:57,763 --> 00:35:59,195
Why'd you put it there?
673
00:35:59,197 --> 00:36:01,397
We're bathing her in here.
674
00:36:01,399 --> 00:36:03,298
It's just down the hall.
675
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,732
We don't bathe her there.
676
00:36:04,734 --> 00:36:08,435
Maybe we should
start, goddamn it!
677
00:36:08,437 --> 00:36:12,138
You're going to clean that up.
678
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,275
What time are they
getting here?
679
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:19,277
<i>Before noon.</i> Good.
680
00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:21,379
I see my editor about 1:00.
681
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:24,414
Did you move my blueprints?
682
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,616
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