Spun

We gotta go to the porn shop. Get some fuck videos. 404 00:33:55,691 --> 00:33:58,986 I just really need to make a phone call at some point. 405 00:33:59,152 --> 00:34:01,655 Just keep driving, lover-boy. 406 00:34:41,071 --> 00:34:46,452 All right, look for videos that got blond chicks with long hair... 407 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,622 ...big titties and small asses. 408 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,752 And the small ass, man, that takes priority. Unless the tits are perfect. 409 00:34:54,919 --> 00:34:59,382 If the tits are perfect, then we go with the tits. 410 00:35:00,758 --> 00:35:02,051 - How about this one? - No, man. 411 00:35:02,218 --> 00:35:05,805 That's the perfect example of what I don't like. You see that? 412 00:35:05,972 --> 00:35:09,726 That's a loose ass. There's nothing I hate more than a loose ass. 413 00:35:15,565 --> 00:35:19,444 <i>You know I take the pussy seriously. Let me tell you.</i> 414 00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:25,826 <i>You gotta take the pussy seriously. I mean, there's a priority for a tight ass.</i> 415 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:30,622 But if it's hairy, I go for the tits. 416 00:35:31,123 --> 00:35:35,544 <i>But if the tits are hairy, hey, it's right back to the pussy.</i> 417 00:35:36,879 --> 00:35:39,590 <i>But you've gotta speak to that pussy, son.</i> 418 00:35:39,799 --> 00:35:42,426 You know, really talk to it. You make a vow to it. 419 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:47,265 Now, no nation has ever been so ready... 420 00:35:47,432 --> 00:35:52,270 <i>...to seize the power and the freedom of the pussy as our own...</i> 421 00:35:52,479 --> 00:35:55,982 <i>...and we must all care for that pussy.</i> 422 00:35:56,149 --> 00:36:00,946 <i>Today, we do more than just celebrate the pussy.</i> 423 00:36:01,154 --> 00:36:04,741 <i>We re-dedicate ourselves to the very idea of pussy.</i> 424 00:36:05,158 --> 00:36:10,998 <i>I mean, friends, ask not what the pussy can do for you...</i> 425 00:36:11,165 --> 00:36:13,876 <i>...but what can you do for the pussy.</i> 426 00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:22,385 Ain't that right, Volvo? 427 00:36:24,971 --> 00:36:26,430 Here we go. 428 00:36:27,974 --> 00:36:32,770 This is a long one. This one's got bonus scenes. 429 00:36:34,731 --> 00:36:39,277 Hundred and twelve girls, 522 penetrations. 430 00:36:39,444 --> 00:36:42,823 Chinese guys with huge cocks, chicks with dicks. 431 00:36:42,989 --> 00:36:45,951 Now, hey, that's a fucking video. 432 00:36:50,205 --> 00:36:51,957 Hey, buddy boy. 433 00:36:52,624 --> 00:36:54,835 How much for the masterpiece? 434 00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:58,380 $29.99. 435 00:37:00,508 --> 00:37:02,635 - Want a bag? - Whatever. 436 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:05,638 Have a good one. 437 00:37:14,314 --> 00:37:16,941 We need a phone. I need to make a fucking call. 438 00:37:17,108 --> 00:37:20,904 - Come on. Use the phone at the club. - We're going to the club? 439 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:40,174 What do you think? We got the right place? 440 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,011 Man, I don't know. You're driving. You got the directions. 441 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,889 Stop bitching about that. 442 00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:50,059 - I'm sorry. - Just quit riding me, old man. 443 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,854 - I'm not fucking old. - Just don't make me look bad... 444 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,940 <i>...with this camera crew, all right? - Hey, remember...</i> 445 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,902 <i>... we're on a live feed.</i> 446 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,447 Guys, we're gonna hold off for a couple of minutes. 447 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:13,709 <i>Real cops. Real people. Real trouble.</i> 448 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,387 Looks like we got our guy here. 449 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:29,767 All right. We got him. 450 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,771 Hang on. 451 00:39:08,808 --> 00:39:10,351 Is that the chef? 452 00:39:12,603 --> 00:39:16,357 She doesn't fit the description. I think it's the fucker on the bike. 453 00:39:16,649 --> 00:39:18,401 It doesn't matter. 454 00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:20,653 <i>- Yeah, guys. - Hey.</i> 455 00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:23,990 <i>- We gotta move in. - We're right behind you.</i> 456 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:38,005 - We received several tips. - And numerous phone calls. 457 00:39:38,171 --> 00:39:41,508 We believe that a large amount of methamphetamine is being... 458 00:39:41,717 --> 00:39:44,470 ...manufactured at this residence. - At this location. 459 00:39:44,636 --> 00:39:46,931 - We gotta move in. - Come on. Come on. 460 00:39:47,973 --> 00:39:51,977 - Open the goddamn door. Come on. - Go! Go! Go! Go! 461 00:39:52,144 --> 00:39:54,188 - Get the fuck down! - Bitch! Bitch! 462 00:39:54,397 --> 00:39:59,694 Hands on top of that motherfucking mullet now! Drop the cheese puffs! 463 00:40:01,154 --> 00:40:03,364 - He's