To save his daughter's Christmas, Andrew goes on a road trip with Dev, his neighbour from hell, to buy an elusive Sparklehoof the Unicorn Princess.
Click & Collect is a Comedy, TV Movie film released in 2018.
2 subtitle releases available in English.
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Really? 448 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,200 Yeah yeah get off here, I know what I'm doing. 449 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,040 100% 100%. 450 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,560 Madness staying here on the motorway when it's like that. 451 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,920 It's chocoblock! 452 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,000 [Andrew] Okay so which exit am I taking here? 453 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,520 First, second, doesn't really matter you know. 454 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,120 It's the beauty of the age that we live in. 455 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,320 Have you not got a route in mind? 456 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,680 It's the age of the Sat Nav! 457 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,760 What we'll do, we'll just go down here, 458 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,320 then once it's seen that we've taken a diversion, 459 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,640 it'll give us a new route. 460 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,560 [GPS] Recalculating. 461 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,680 There we go see, it's got us now. 462 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,960 [GPS] At the first opportunity, 463 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,280 turn around and take M-6 Northbound. 464 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,480 It just seems to be telling us to turn round. 465 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,280 Ignore it, okay we need to show it that we mean business. 466 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,600 [GPS] At the first opportunity, turn around and take M-6. 467 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,560 Alright so where am I going here, left or right? 468 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,840 You know what it literally doesn't matter. 469 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,800 Right. 470 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,120 Yeah, we'll just go down here for a bit. 471 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,600 [GPS] At the first opportunity, 472 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,560 turn around and take M-6 Northbound. 473 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,880 I don't think the plan's working. 474 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,440 It's testing us, carry on. 475 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,440 [GPS] Recalculating. 476 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,400 Here we go. 477 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,720 [GPS] At the first opportunity turn around. 478 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,720 The balls on this thing mate! 479 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,480 [GPS] And take M-6 Northbound. 480 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,960 No no no, what you doing? 481 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,320 I'm gonna turn round and go back the way we came. 482 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,080 No Andy, honestly it's gonna be fine! 483 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,880 We're in the middle of nowhere! 484 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,920 It's gonna be fine! 485 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:45,680 We're just gonna be driving around! 486 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,520 [GPS] Continue for one mile. 487 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,040 Ahh, here we go! 488 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,840 Told you! [chuckling] 489 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,600 Alright well we're not out of the woods yet. 490 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,520 Literally. 491 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,880 [laughing] 492 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,680 Oh yeah! 493 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,840 Is it alright if I use that? 494 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,480 Note to self, if in woods and lost, 495 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,840 just say, "We're not out of the woods yet." [chuckling] 496 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,920 [thoughtful music] 497 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,160 [parking brake clicks] 498 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,360 What's wrong, why have you stopped? 499 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,760 Why have I stopped, because I'm going to have to 500 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,920 reverse back up to that junction. 501 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,800 What are you talking about, just drive through! 502 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,240 I can't drive through, it's flooded! 503 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,160 It's a ford! 504 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,360 Haven't you ever forded before? 505 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,680 Oh I've forded before boy, alright? 506 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,000 I'm one of the great forders. 507 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,080 But the point is that this is flooded, it's not passable. 508 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,160 A ford is a flood, a flood that's passable, 509 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,200 that's the whole point. 510 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,920 Andy honestly we haven't got time. 511 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:41,680 I tell you what, let's swap places 512 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,520 and I'll take her through. 513 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,840 No hey hey hey! 514 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,520 No, you're not getting behind this wheel alright? 515 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,040 No one drives this car but me. 516 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,440 And that's not just me saying that, 517 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,600 that's also Aviva. 518 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,920 I'm not voiding my policy because of your antics. 519 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,360 Alright, let's go. 520 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,160 [pensive music] 521 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,320 Easy, easy, easy. 522 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,
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