South Park: The End of Obesity

367 00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:46,838 You got home late last night. 368 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,374 Oh, uh, yeah. 369 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:51,703 I was just out doing some hiking. 370 00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:53,687 You were hiking at night? 371 00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:56,343 Yeah, I was hiking really a lot. 372 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,295 Well, here, I made you some bacon and eggs. 373 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,143 Uh, no, thanks. I'm really not that hungry. 374 00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:08,792 Towelie. Towelie. You're not gonna believe this. 375 00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:12,121 Dude, have you ever done GLP-1 peptides? 376 00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:13,882 GLP pep what now? 377 00:16:13,977 --> 00:16:16,217 There's these new, crazy drugs people are doing. 378 00:16:16,313 --> 00:16:18,810 It's like cocaine and molly mixed together. 379 00:16:18,906 --> 00:16:20,666 They make women go crazy. 380 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:21,786 No, really? 381 00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:24,217 Yeah. Last night I was partying 382 00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:25,595 with nine hot MILFs, 383 00:16:25,691 --> 00:16:27,642 and this morning I woke up, and guess what. 384 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,339 I don't feel like total shit. 385 00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:30,938 It's like a miracle drug. 386 00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:33,722 You partied all night and felt fine the next morning? 387 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,036 Totally fine. 388 00:16:35,131 --> 00:16:36,603 There's, like, nothing wrong with me. 389 00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:39,356 Wow. You want half a breakfast burrito? 390 00:16:39,451 --> 00:16:41,244 No, I'm good. I seriously thought 391 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,662 maybe I couldn't do hard drugs anymore 392 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,701 'cause of all the downsides the next day, 393 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:46,268 but this, like, changes everything. 394 00:16:46,364 --> 00:16:48,733 There's another rager at Mable Thompson's house tomorrow. 395 00:16:48,829 --> 00:16:50,973 I can't fuckin' wait. 396 00:16:57,054 --> 00:16:58,878 Stan, Kenny, we need your help. 397 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,350 Hey, where have you guys been? 398 00:17:00,446 --> 00:17:02,910 We've been out navigating the American health care system. 399 00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:04,382 I almost died. 400 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,495 It's so fucked up, you guys don't even understand. 401 00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:07,711 What's fucked up? 402 00:17:07,807 --> 00:17:09,064 They just purposely make it difficult 403 00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,279 for people to pay for what they need. 404 00:17:10,302 --> 00:17:11,903 The insurance companies, the hospitals 405 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,577 and the drug companies, they're making obesity drugs 406 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,576 more expensive in America than anywhere else in the world. 407 00:17:16,672 --> 00:17:18,053 There are celebrities and rich people 408 00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:19,784 using these new drugs to lose a few extra pounds, 409 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,312 and meanwhile, Cartman's fat as fuck 410 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,337 - and can't get any help. - Dude, what do you want us 411 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,641 - to do about it? - Yeah. 412 00:17:24,736 --> 00:17:26,561 I was watching a bunch of videos online. 413 00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:29,217 They show how you can order raw semaglutide from a factory 414 00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:30,978 in India and mix your own injections 415 00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:32,449 for next to nothing. 416 00:17:32,546 --> 00:17:34,434 You mean, like, we're gonna get powder from India, 417 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,538 and make it into obesity shots for Cartman ourselves? 418 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,490 Who needs hospitals and insurance 419 00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:42,370 when we have TikTok and YouTube? 420 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:54,083 It's my life, whatever I wanna do 421 00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:55,780 It's my life 422 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,380 Wherever I wanna go 423 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:03,232 It's my life, whom I wanna love, uh-oh 424 00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:08,166 It's my life, whatever I wanna talk 425 00:18:08,262 --> 00:18:11,686 It's my life, wherever I wanna walk 426 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:13,381 It's my life 427 00:18:13,477 --> 00:18:18,054 Whom I wanna leave, uh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 428 00:18:20,039 --> 00:18:22,278 The semiglutides are here! 429 00:18:22,374 --> 00:18:25,447 People think that I'm somewhat mental 430 00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:29,672 They don't know I am very sentimental 431 00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,112 Na, na, na, na 432 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,584 Na, na, na, na, na, na 433 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,488 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na 434 00:18:52,010 --> 00:18:53,930 Is something wrong with the food, Randy? 435 00:18:54,026 -->