Four couples meet for Sunday brunch only to discover they are stuck in a house together as the world may be about to end.
It's a Disaster is a Comedy film released in 2013.
13 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
590
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,351
What about the one my mom
got us for christmas?
591
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,888
- No. I sold that at a garage sale.
- What? Why?
592
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:53,457
Because we already have a clock by the
bed, and that one was really ugly.
593
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:56,527
- When did we have a garage sale? -I had one
when you were in singapore for your convention.
594
00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:59,963
- You had a garage sale when I was out of town?
- I did! You keep everything!
595
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,999
Another radio? Guys, do
you have another radio?
596
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,534
Is there another radio
besides that one?
597
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:07,137
How about some of us
look for a radio...
598
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,840
And the rest of us gather supplies
so we can seal up the house?
599
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:15,846
And if some of us just want to
chill, that's... that's cool too.
600
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,816
Break!
601
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,350
(SIGHS) I'll keep
an eye on the window.
602
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,952
All right.
603
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,121
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
604
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:30,594
When was the last time we cleaned this?
This is ridiculous.
605
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:34,998
Oh, my god.
"d" batteries. Oops.
606
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,201
You guys have enough rat poison
down here to kill Chuck E. Cheese.
607
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,270
What is the deal?
Costco is the deal.
608
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,243
Ohh! No.
No?
609
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,980
Oh, sweet!
You found a radio!
610
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,548
(GRUNTS) Check it out.
611
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,183
(SIGHS)
612
00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:00,257
(SIGHS)
613
00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,167
I don't think that's gonna help
out in our current situation.
614
00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:12,569
Can we just focus
on the task at hand?
615
00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:16,874
What if a bunch of marauders come and
we need to whack them with something?
616
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,375
(CRASH)
617
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,284
Hedy?
618
00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,887
Hedy?
619
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:36,026
- God! There's so much spackling tape!
- Hey. Hey.
620
00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,327
It's gonna be all right.
621
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:40,430
Hey, why didn't you tell me?
622
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,599
About what?
About the divorce.
623
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,202
Is this really the time to be
having his conversation?
624
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,376
Hedy!
625
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:53,911
Oh.
626
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,249
- How long have you known?
- I don't know. A couple of months.
627
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,185
A couple of months? Yeah. Well,
divorce is complicated...
628
00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,021
And it takes a lot of research.
629
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:06,490
You have to be legally separated. You
have to fill out all these forms.
630
00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:09,159
There's just... there's a lot
of bureaucratic bullshit.
631
00:32:09,161 --> 00:32:12,496
- So then you knew when we had our...
- Yes, of course I did.
632
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,231
Nah. That's cool.
633
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,701
Holy crap.
Are you disappointed?
634
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,339
- You're disappointed.
- Eh.
635
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,541
What? You get, like, more
philandering points or something...
636
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,410
If the woman's happily married?
It's not that.
637
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:28,512
It's just less of a challenge.
638
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,547
It's like when you're bowling and
they put the things in the gutter.
639
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:31,648
You're unbelievable.
640
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:38,956
Shane.
641
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,591
- Hey.
- I think you need to go and help Hedy out.
642
00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:43,593
With what?
She's in shock.
643
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,162
We're all in shock, tracy.
No, no, no.
644
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:48,165
Like <i>shock</i> shock.
Like real shock.
645
00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:51,535
Okay. I'll be there
in a minute.
646
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:54,004
Look, we need to talk.
Wait. What? Why?
647
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:59,543
I don't know if your apathetic attitude
is some sort of coping mechanism...
648
00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:01,712
Due to the stress at hand,
which is fine.
649
00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:03,447
Dude, no stress.
None of this shit is real.
650
00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:06,984
Is anyone infected?
Infected with what?
651
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,152
With whatever's out there.
652
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,687
But we don't know
what's out there.
653
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,522
And that's exactly
what's scaring me.
654
00:33:12,524 --> 00:3
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