Kate & Leopold

the crudeness of reality would be unbearable. 549 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,323 We had a saying in the McKay house. 550 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:59,243 You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come, and then a lot'll. 551 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:05,374 - What is that? - I beg your pardon? 552 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:06,959 Why are you standing? 553 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,003 I'm accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table. 554 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,724 Tell me, Charles. When Stuart and your sister were engaged... 555 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:25,061 did you happen to read his papers on the temporal universe? 556 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,063 I spent the morning perusing them and must confess- 557 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:30,108 Stuart and I were never engaged. Not even close. 558 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:31,692 But I did read- 559 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:36,030 Thank you. But I did read his papers, however, to show support. 560 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,199 Is Stuart still trying to make a time machine? 561 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,244 That's the beauty of it. He discovered no machine was necessary. 562 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:44,580 All one had to do was to develop formulae to forecast portals- 563 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:46,958 natural windows in the fabric of time. 564 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:50,711 Apparently Stuart located one utilizing modern- 565 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,468 Utilizing modern theories of weather prediction. 566 00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:01,097 - What's a portal? - An opening which exists for but a moment. 567 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,516 This explains why one must jump through it from a height... 568 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,019 in order to achieve the required velocity- the speed of gravity to be exact. 569 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:08,813 It's quite brilliant. 570 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,274 You are so Method! You don't even break for a second, do you? 571 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:15,027 - It's unbelievable! - Stop it, please! No more! Stop. 572 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:19,824 Please. I beg you. I'm tired. Can you go away? Can you just go away? 573 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,743 - She's drunk, Leo. - Shut up, Charlie. 574 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,121 Can you go upstairs? Can you go away? 575 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:28,541 I am truly sorry if I have offended you in any way. 576 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,085 Good night, Charles. 577 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,047 Good night, Leo. 578 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,389 - What the hell was that? - He thinks he's from the 19th century, Charlie. 579 00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:46,475 - He thinks he's a duke. - I know. isn't that cool? 580 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,561 - No. - Kate, he's in character. 581 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,731 - He is an actor! - Really? For what show? 582 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,359 You know that just because someone doesn't have a paying <i>gig...</i> 583 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:58,821 it doesn't mean they're not working on their craft. 584 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,951 What's going on here? 585 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:49,789 I think there's something wrong with his... thing- 586 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:56,087 - Give me that telephone. - No. 587 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,089 - Give it to me! - No. I need to- 588 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,218 What do you expect me to do? You took away my cell phone. 589 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:05,513 - They're not allowed on hospital property. - I have to make a phone call! 590 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,099 You're not going to make one now. 591 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,352 No, no. You don't understand. This is a very important phone call. 592 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:14,105 I have to leave this hospital now. I can't be here anymore. 593 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,607 Mr. Besser, I am tired of telling you this. 594 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:21,487 You are not going nowhere until Dr. Feinstein signs your release. 595 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:23,948 You ever taken any Earth science, Ester? 596 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:27,868 You look like a smart woman. You ever hear of the time-space continuum? 597 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,912 Sounds important, doesn't it? Well, it is. 598 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:34,625 You want to know something, Ester? it's broken! Okay? And I'm the only guy who can fix it. 599 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,544 So why don't you go down the hall... 600 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:39,755 and get on your little telephone and call Dr. Feinstein- 601 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:42,341 - Good night, Mr. Besser. - You tell him that- 602 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:46,679 You tell him that I- 603 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,354 <i>Point the toes, draw your shoulders back, take a deep breath in...</i> 604 00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:58,607 <i>and then exhale into downward-facing dog.</i> 605 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,406 <i>...straight up in the air.<