Dear Santa

Oh! 753 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,502 [chuckles] 754 00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,243 Pardon me. Kombucha. 755 00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:02,203 I hope it'’s not IBS. Sometimes that can be unruly. 756 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,597 [farts, gasping] 757 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,207 Gentlemen, excuse me. 758 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:09,428 It seems nature is calling, and I intend to answer. 759 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,865 [farting] Ooh. 760 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:15,651 Oh, my. I'’ve never heard such a spirited bout of flatulence. 761 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,653 [farting continues] 762 00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:20,569 Watch this. 763 00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:21,875 Lock. 764 00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:23,137 [door locks] 765 00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:25,661 No! No! Please! Let me in![farts] 766 00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:26,923 I need a toilette. 767 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:29,056 My kingdom for a toilette. 768 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,537 Did you know every time a grown man sharts himself, 769 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:33,278 a demon earns its horns? 770 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:35,367 It'’s true. 771 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,934 [farts, bubbles] Oh! No! Tummy tum. 772 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,458 [pants] 773 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,721 Never trust a fart. You just gambled and lost. 774 00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:43,636 [stomach growls, chuckles, exclaims] 775 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,029 I apologize. But it appears... [farts] Oh, no. 776 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,598 Something'’s come out-- come up-- and I have to run. 777 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,600 So now, I will just m...[liquid drips] 778 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,037 [exclaims] 779 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,083 [birds squawking] I will just mount my trusty steed. 780 00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:59,304 [farting, exclaims] 781 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,178 Gentlemen... tallyho! 782 00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,095 [farting continues] 783 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,575 Nice to meet ya! 784 00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:11,968 The pleasure was mine! 785 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:14,580 [Satan laughs] 786 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:20,325 Let'’s look at the bright side. 787 00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:23,023 The first two wishes are freebies, right? 788 00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:25,243 He only gets your soul after the third? 789 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,853 Yeah, but-- 790 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,595 And you can tap out at any time before then. Right? 791 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:33,642 Well, yeah, technically. But I--Well, then what'’s the problem? 792 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:36,993 Look, I'’m worried Satan is going to trick me into making more wishes. 793 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,517 He'’s pretty clever. 794 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,693 He pretty much tricked me into the first one. 795 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:42,782 Yeah, that'’s classic Satan stuff. 796 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,784 But I think you'’ll be fine. 797 00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,613 Like, you'’re strong. 798 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:50,180 You'’re not gonna make any more wishes if you don'’t want to. 799 00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:55,490 That'’s what I thought. But Satan said I definitely would. 800 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:58,188 Don'’t worry about what Satan said. 801 00:37:58,363 --> 00:37:59,973 You'’re the nicest kid I know. 802 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:01,844 Thanks, Gibby. 803 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:03,716 [groans] All right. 804 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,371 I gotta go convince my parents 805 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,286 into letting me go to this concert. 806 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,201 That'’s gonna be a tough one. 807 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:13,029 [sighs] Yeah. Wish me luck. 808 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,524 Hey, Mom and Dad. I wanted to ask if I could-- 809 00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:31,700 Hi, honey. 810 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,834 - Hi. - Hello, Liam. 811 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,618 I'’m Dr. Finkleman. 812 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:38,098 Hello. 813 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:40,927 Dr. Finkleman is a child psychologist, Liam. 814 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:42,494 Hmm. 815 00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:44,322 I hear that'’s an interesting field. 816 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:45,497 Hmm. 817 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:49,022 I'’m gonna go watch <i>Salt Lake Housewives.</i> 818 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:51,851 Uh, Liam. 819 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,070 Hmm? 820 00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:56,638 Dr. Finkleman is here to see you. 821 00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:58,597 Oh, God. 822 00:38:58,771 --> 00:39:01,295 [Finkleman] <i>So, I wanna make sure I have this straight.</i> 823 00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:06,126 Uh, first, you thought Santa came into your bedroom. 824 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:10,348 But now you think it wasn'’t Santa, it was Satan. 825 00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:13,089 - Yeah, that'’s right. - No. 826 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:14,787 He must be confused. 827 00:39:14,961 --> 00:39:16,745 He means Saint Nick, not Satan. 828 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,705 No, no, that'’s what I thought. 829 00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:22,185 But then I realized it was Satan. 830 00:39:22,360 --> 00:3