In & Out

half the civilized world 541 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,835 think that I'm... You know. 542 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,270 ALL: Oh, no! No, no, no. 543 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,873 You're a guy's guy! No, no, no. 544 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,474 Well, I don't know how this got started, 545 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,744 but this is my goddamn bachelor party, 546 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:41,113 and I am not going to goddamn watch, 547 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,748 pardon my split infinitive, 548 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,116 Funny Girl! 549 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,886 Me neither. I hate that crap. Thank you! 550 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,821 You got A Star Is Born? Oh, sure. 551 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,190 A Star Is Born? She looks bad in A Star Is Born. 552 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,059 Yentl. Yentl! 553 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,296 I love Yentl! 554 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,965 Yeah! "Papa, can you hear me?" 555 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,035 Dudes, hombres , guys! 556 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,771 Guys, I'm sorry. I am truly offended. 557 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,373 I thought I knew you guys. 558 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,307 I thought you were studs. 559 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:12,578 I guess I thought wrong. 560 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,280 I'm out of here. 561 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,917 Aw, maybe he's right. Yentl sucks. 562 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:20,786 MAN 1: Ooh. 563 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:21,954 MAN 2: Uh-oh. 564 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,390 What did you say? 565 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,026 Yentl. It sucks. It's boring. 566 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:33,599 Say that again. 567 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:41,173 She was too old for Yentl! 568 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:46,612 (EVERYONE SHOUTING) 569 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:07,033 (APPLAUSE) I guess you heard the latest story. 570 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,301 Michael Jackson getting married again. Yes, it is true. 571 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,370 And this time he's made the perfect choice. 572 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,405 Howard Brackett. Yes, Howard Brackett. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 573 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,945 This is Peter Malloy with day two 574 00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:20,846 of "Howard Brackett, will there be a wedding?" 575 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:22,982 I'm standing with Aldo Hooper, Howard's barber. 576 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:26,185 Stylist. Razor cuts, color, full blow dry. 577 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,387 That's very nice. So, Aldo, what do you think? 578 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:29,989 Will there be a wedding? 579 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,258 Howard is booked for Saturday. A full styling. 580 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:33,292 I say yes. 581 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,396 Emmett Wilson, who has just delivered Howard's mail, 582 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,999 his intimate correspondence, letters to alleged. 583 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,567 Anything we should know about? 584 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,902 I can't reveal that. I'm a postal employee. 585 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:45,571 Don't make him mad. 586 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:47,373 Of course Howard's getting married. 587 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:48,907 He's a man of his word. 588 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:52,111 Is this national? You bet. 589 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:55,214 Please use your full zip codes. 590 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,484 Greenleaf High, cradle of crisis. 591 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,120 Howard's seniors, youth in the crossfire. 592 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,922 Tell us in your own innocent young words, is he gay? 593 00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:06,025 Oh, no. No, he told us. 594 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,294 It was all, like, this big, huge mistake. 595 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:11,197 It just happened 'cause Mr. Brackett likes poetry and Shakespeare 596 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,432 and uses his napkin. Unlike some people. 597 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,901 What? Teens in turmoil. 598 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,369 And your message to America? 599 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,172 Greenleaf rules! Yeah! 600 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,341 Kids on the edge. A community in chaos. 601 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,077 Indiana cries out. Howard, can you hear? 602 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:34,953 Uh, Howard, you got a minute? 603 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:37,523 (DOOR CLOSES) 604 00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,292 Howard, uh... 605 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,495 Your, your life, I mean, since... 606 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:47,166 Since the Oscars I can only imagine. 607 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,934 Well, you know, it's over now. 608 00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:51,103 It's fine. It's just fine. 609 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:53,139 It's all ancient history. Howard, we... 610 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:56,242 We do have graduation coming up Monday, and you kind of, 611 00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,112 you know, put us right... Right in the spotlight. (CHUCKLES) 612 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,215 I'm so sorry, Tom. This, this... 613 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:06,218 Howard, I'd be less than honest if I didn't tell you 614 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33