The Mitchells vs. the Machines

Wi-Fi has been restored. 544 00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:53,212 We're the last people left? 545 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,380 They're taking everyone. Katie, are you out there? 546 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,965 - Please! Help! - Jade! 547 00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,384 It's gonna be okay. 548 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,011 Everything's gonna be... 549 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:03,095 Fine. 550 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:10,187 Everything will be fine. 551 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,813 Because I have a plan. 552 00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:14,316 Okay, the first thing is, 553 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:16,443 you're gonna have to hand over your devices. 554 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,278 - Right here. - This doesn't... 555 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:20,531 Come on, it'll be fine. I'll give them right back. 556 00:37:20,531 --> 00:37:23,158 I'm just gonna turn them off... Permanently! 557 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:26,745 - What? Dad! - This is so they can't track us. 558 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,331 Trust me, this is causing me no joy. 559 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:31,708 This hurts me more than it hurts you! 560 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,378 And, as promised, your phones. 561 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,796 Thank you, father. 562 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:37,923 Next, did everyone bring your personalized 563 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:41,051 number 3 robertson head non-slip screwdriver? 564 00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:44,346 How could I forget my anniversary present? 565 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:45,889 Or my sweet 16 gift. 566 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:48,100 Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. 567 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,601 Then barricade away! 568 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,481 - Next, we... - Enact Katie's dope plan. 569 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:57,109 First, we use robot parts to disguise ourselves as the enemy. 570 00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:59,861 Then we assassinate the leader with a kill code. 571 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:02,197 Make a necklace out of robot fingers mad Max style, 572 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:05,534 and become world-saving apocalyptic road warriors. 573 00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:08,495 Katie, Katie. This isn't a movie. We don't have a kill code. 574 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,872 We don't have a kill code yet. 575 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:12,749 Come on, kid. 576 00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:15,794 Look, look. We're safe, and we're together. 577 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,629 Can monchi be our guard dog? 578 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:21,925 Son, I love the dog, you love the dog, we all love the dog. 579 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:24,219 But you're gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. 580 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,721 No! Boo! 581 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:28,056 Okay, okay, sorry. Misread the room. 582 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:30,434 Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes give up? 583 00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:31,852 What if the ghostbusters said, 584 00:38:31,852 --> 00:38:36,189 "let's hide underground, eat some dog, let the ghosts destroy New York"? 585 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,693 Kid, I'm sorry, but it's not open for discussion. 586 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:40,986 Mom? 587 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:45,532 Your dad and I agree on this one. 588 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,287 All right, everybody. Let's keep barricading. 589 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:53,332 Aaron, you get the south wall. Katie, you get the west. 590 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,657 Hey, are you okay? 591 00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:28,241 I've been better. 592 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,831 Uh-oh. Monchi coming at you. 593 00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:38,543 "Katie, you can't resist me, girl." 594 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,839 Sorry, man. I'm just not in the mood right now. 595 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,259 My future's over. 596 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,970 We're stuck here. 597 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,890 And dad 598 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,393 doesn't even care. 599 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:56,353 I care so much. 600 00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:58,188 What else can I do, lin? 601 00:39:58,188 --> 00:40:00,982 She doesn't even see how hard I'm... 602 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,572 I'd do anything for that kid. 603 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,659 I just don't wanna see her get hurt. 604 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:15,288 Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon. 605 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:20,419 You just have to try to understand where she's coming from. 606 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,796 "Understand where he's coming from"? 607 00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:24,798 Did mom tell you to say that? 608 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:25,548 No. 609 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,012 It couldn't hurt, though. 610 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,055 Maybe. 611 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,227 Probably doesn't even matter. 612 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:38,645 Hey, monch, catch. 613 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,108 Brother, what...