Threesome

00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,721 If you have male genitalia, 532 00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:58,424 and you're sleeping with someone who also has male genitalia, 533 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:01,227 then you have firsthand knowledge of how their equipment works. 534 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,362 You know the pressure-sensitive points, 535 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,064 what buttons to push. 536 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,866 If you're a man having sex with a woman or vice versa, 537 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,002 you really never know how they feel. 538 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:13,839 You don't know if they really feel great or if they're just faking it. 539 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,642 Wow. 540 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:20,079 No. No. 541 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,780 Straight sex is better than gay sex. 542 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,182 It's written in the Bible. 543 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,318 Is that in the King James or the New World edition? 544 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,554 Look, I just know. Okay? 545 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:31,457 How do you know, Stuart? Have you compared the two? 546 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,392 Have you? 547 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:36,862 Surely you admit lesbian sex is more satisfying to women than hetero sex, right? 548 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,965 I mean, that's an established fact. 549 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,333 Everybody knows that. 550 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,002 I've grown tired. 551 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:49,508 Look, no matter what happens, somebody's gonna get screwed. 552 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,510 Who's gonna get screwed? 553 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,946 I think you guys know what I'm talking about. 554 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,615 It's destructive and dangerous. 555 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,352 What is? 556 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,121 Don't act stupid. 557 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,190 He's not acting, Alex. 558 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:06,192 Okay, look, 559 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,894 you have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, 560 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,064 and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you. 561 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,333 That's sounds pretty hot to me. 562 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,215 Let's make a vow. 563 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,582 A sacred vow. 564 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:34,286 The three of us are gonna be friends, and that's it. 565 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,655 Aren't you guys tired of this whole sex thing? 566 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:40,026 How could I be tired of this whole sex thing if I haven't had any sex? 567 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:45,497 Then have sex with someone outside our little circle. 568 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,966 Oh, sex with strangers. 569 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,102 That sounds wise. 570 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:53,939 Oh. Forget about that. 571 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,509 But as far as the three of us go, let's just be friends. 572 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,445 No sex. 573 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,747 Yes, Stuart? 574 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,849 Do blowjobs count as sex? 575 00:33:03,882 --> 00:33:06,352 I'm not gonna blow you, man, and that's final. 576 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,654 [LAUGHING] 577 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,291 Come on! 578 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,103 Okay? 579 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,340 Okay. 580 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,311 EDDY: Sacred vows are all very well and good, 581 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:37,283 but only moments later I felt Alex eyeing my rear end on the way home. 582 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,386 And as we said good night, Stuart allowed his gaze to linger 583 00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:43,255 on the gently sloping nape of Alex's neck. 584 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,093 And I stayed up for reasons of my own. 585 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:52,298 But the sacred vow was observed, at least on the surface, 586 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:54,266 and we became friends. Hey, Stuart! 587 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,668 [EXCLAIMS] Watch out for balloons! 588 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,704 I'm gonna kill you! 589 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,006 * She is benediction 590 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:05,043 * She is addicted to he Aah! 591 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:08,046 * She is the root connection Oh, I'm sorry. 592 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,048 * And she Alex, can you please wait? 593 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:13,219 * Is connected with me How about "Alex, you look so nice"? 594 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:17,189 * Here I go And I don't know why * Stuart, get outta here! 595 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:20,126 Come on. Get out. Don't push me! 596 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,094 I swear I'll hit you with this... 597 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:26,465 * Could it be He's taking over me? * It's not funny! 598 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:33,038 * I'm dancing barefoot 599 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:37,143 * Headed for a spin 600 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:40,879 * Some strange music Drags me in * 601 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:46,352 * Makes me come on Like some heroine * 602 00:34:53,792 --