The incredibly spoiled and overprivileged students of Camden College are a backdrop for an unusual love triangle between a drug dealer, a virgin and a bisexual classmate.
The Rules of Attraction is a Drama, Romance, Comedy film released in 2002.
18 subtitle releases available in English. 11 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
You are killing Harry! Pull it together! March!
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00:39:37,523 --> 00:39:41,276
What did he do?
Try and OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?
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00:39:42,403 --> 00:39:45,072
Oh, my God! I brought Paul!
364
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,741
- What did he take?
- I don't know!
365
00:39:47,909 --> 00:39:51,912
Oh, Harry, sweetie!
He's gonna get his death of cold!
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00:39:53,539 --> 00:39:57,125
- We should take him to hospital.
- Are you crazy?
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00:39:57,293 --> 00:40:00,295
- What else is there?
- I have to meet someone.
368
00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:04,424
Fuck your meeting! Get the car, Raymond!
Grab his feet!
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00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:07,803
Jesus, this is so typical.
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00:40:10,598 --> 00:40:14,142
- He found out he was adopted.
- Stop. I need some cigarettes.
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00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:18,522
- We have somebody OD'ing back here!
- He's not OD'ing.
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00:40:18,689 --> 00:40:22,651
- He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD.
- Fuck you, Paul!
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00:40:23,236 --> 00:40:25,946
- He's throwing up!
- Open the fucking window!
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00:40:26,114 --> 00:40:29,699
- He's not throwing up.
- What do you call that "krrrr" sound?!
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00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:32,994
Dry heaves.
There's a lot of air in his stomach.
376
00:40:33,162 --> 00:40:37,082
Maybe we should be inducing vomiting.
Should I pull the car over?
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00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:40,377
- Can I change the CD?
- Shut up!
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00:40:40,545 --> 00:40:42,420
You're gonna be OK.
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♫ Blue-eyed dressed for every situation
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♫ Moving through the doorway of a nation ♫
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00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:58,728
- Come on, Harry!
- Grab his arm!
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00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:02,023
- Oh, God!
- OK, you're gonna make it!
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00:41:02,984 --> 00:41:08,822
- Help! Help!
- We need some help! This guy's OD'ing!
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00:41:09,657 --> 00:41:13,201
- Get him into the emergency room!
- I'm on my break.
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00:41:13,369 --> 00:41:17,664
- Is there anybody else around here?
- Oh, please take care of Harry!
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00:41:17,832 --> 00:41:20,792
- You gotta take of him!
- Move, move, move.
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00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,547
Please, would you just get him up?!
His name's Harry. Please help him!
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00:41:25,715 --> 00:41:27,966
- Harry!
- Harry.
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00:41:32,597 --> 00:41:36,183
- I'm not getting any pulse.
- Is this a joke?
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00:41:36,350 --> 00:41:41,229
- I can see him moving. He's not dead.
- He's dead, Paul! Shut up!
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00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:44,524
- Oh, God!
- And how did this happen exactly?
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00:41:44,692 --> 00:41:48,528
- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Will you shut up!
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00:41:49,363 --> 00:41:52,824
- He's not dead.
- He hasn't got a pulse or a heartbeat.
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00:41:52,992 --> 00:41:56,203
- His pupils are fixed and dilated.
- Harry, come back!
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00:41:56,370 --> 00:42:01,166
Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here.
- You have to do something!
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00:42:01,334 --> 00:42:05,670
- I've seen this on "ER". Fix him!
- Harry's gone to the big bye-bye.
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00:42:05,838 --> 00:42:12,177
He's got his name in the papers on the back
side. It's toe tag time in Teenville tonight.
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00:42:12,345 --> 00:42:15,180
- Teenville?
- You should've just said no, Harry.
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00:42:15,348 --> 00:42:19,309
- I'm not dead, am I?
- Yes, you are! Shut up!
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00:42:19,477 --> 00:42:24,147
You don't have a pulse. I think you're dead.
Let me run a few tests...
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00:42:24,315 --> 00:42:27,108
- You're looking at a malpractice suit!
- Harry is dead.
402
00:42:31,822 --> 00:42:35,992
A few tests on Harry
and I'm sure I could prove he's dead.
403
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,287
No! You leave the pain and suffering!
404
00:42:40,665 --> 00:42:45,043
I insist you bring back the corpse
for me to do some tests.
405
00:42:52,927 --> 00:42:57,430
- Ugh!
- Is your deterrent to the party working?
406
00:42:57,598 --> 00:43:00,976
Sort of. The best would be Victor, though.
407
00:43:01,143 --> 00:43:05,939
Enough fantasising.
Victor is 3,000 miles away. Use the book.
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00:43:07,650 --> 00:43:09,734
How do I look?
409
00:43:10,778 --> 00:43:15,365
- You look kinda skinny, actually.
- Skinny? Really?
410
00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:18,994
- Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- What's the difference?
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00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:23,873
Bulimic passes for healthy
except your teeth rot, but my teeth aren't, so...
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00:43:24,041 --> 00:43:26,251
So you look bulimic skinny?
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00:43:26,419 --> 00:43:32,132
Lauren, it's amazing the weight you lose
when you get off the pill.
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00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:35,885
- Until you get knocked up.
- OK, we'll do the math.
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If the condom is 98% safe and he wears two,
then you're 196% safe.
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- A much better percentage than the pill.
- It doesn't work that way, Lara.
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