Jersey Girl

514 00:36:10,803 --> 00:36:14,136 - Why didn't I hear the toilet flush? - Oh. I forgot. 515 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,970 OK, march your butt back upstairs and flush that toilet. 516 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,805 And when I say no about something, 517 00:36:18,878 --> 00:36:21,369 like, I don't know, Cats, maybe, I mean no. 518 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:22,709 OK? 519 00:36:22,782 --> 00:36:27,310 - Pop, you were supposed to be subtle! - Why do you teach her words like that? 520 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,877 You're gonna have to mow the park for me tomorrow. I can't do it. 521 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,924 - Why the hell not? - I have an appointment in the city at 11:00. 522 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,483 Jesus, kid, why do you keep doin' it to yourself? 523 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,620 How many of these interviews you gotta go on 524 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,095 before you get it through your thick head 525 00:36:39,165 --> 00:36:41,497 they don't want you in that business anymore? 526 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:44,331 For Christ's sakes, you made fun of that Prince Charles guy. 527 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:46,394 Thank you. 528 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:50,033 First of all, Dad, I didn't “make fun” of anybody. 529 00:36:50,109 --> 00:36:53,510 I made one remark about Will Smith, the Fresh Prince. 530 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:55,672 Sooner or later, everyone's gonna forget about that 531 00:36:55,748 --> 00:36:57,773 and I'm gonna go back to doing what I'm really good at, 532 00:36:57,850 --> 00:37:01,445 instead of sweeping streets and plowing snow and picking up garbage. 533 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,851 OK? 534 00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:07,586 If you're going into the city anyway, at least take the kid to see the cats. 535 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,919 Oh, God... 536 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,863 I'll tell you what, since there is no more Cats, 537 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:19,371 Gertie, why don't you come over here and pick out another play that you wanna see? 538 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:23,101 Look through here. Anything you want. Go nuts. 539 00:37:23,175 --> 00:37:26,941 - Cats is a show? - Yeah, you read the papers. 540 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,179 You think you're slick, don't ya, young lady? 541 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:33,548 Next time you're lookin' for a partner in crime, 542 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,883 you're gonna have to aim higher than your grandfather. 543 00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:39,447 - He's soft in the head. - I heard that! 544 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,692 Here. Can we go see this show? 545 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,732 Sweeney Todd? Do you know that this has a lot of singing? 546 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,792 - It's still a play. - OK. I'm just checking. 547 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:54,203 Your dad one time lost a bet with someone at his work, 548 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:58,073 and he had to go see a singing play, done by people on roller skates. 549 00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:01,078 - Cool! - Your dad didn't think so. 550 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,371 I handled primarily recording artists 551 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:07,382 but when I initially trained, I trained in film PR, so I can do that too. 552 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:13,653 I... took the last six or seven years off. I was raising my daughter in New Jersey. 553 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:18,095 But I kept abreast, so... I'm pretty comfortable jumping back in. 554 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:21,360 What else can I tell you guys? 555 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,095 That's it. I can start, you know, right away. 556 00:38:28,107 --> 00:38:31,668 You guys all right? 557 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:39,177 Are you the Ollie Trinke? The one who used to work at Mandell Kirschner? 558 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:41,576 Yeah. 559 00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:45,454 - Son of a bitch! - Yes! I told you, Reynolds! Pay up! 560 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,924 - I got it. - Am I missin' somethin'? 561 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,826 Nah, nah, he just bet me you were the Ollie Trinke, 562 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,523 the one who pulled “The Fresh Prince”. 563 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,862 - They named it? - Of course! 564 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,266 Are you kidding? You're a legend, man! 565 00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:00,134 You did what every flack only dreams about doing! 566 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,173 - Which was what? - You went apeshit! 567 00:39:02,241 --> 00:39:04,209 You trashed your client back to the Stone Age. 568 00:39:04,276 --> 00:39:06,574 - Yeah. - We bow to you, man. 569 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:09,045 - You're like a god around here. - Yep, exactly. 570 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:12,481 - God enough to get a job? - No. 571 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:16,248 - What, are you insane? - No chance, Trinke! 572 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:20,853 - Pop, I'm home! - Yeah, like I give a