Drop Dead Gorgeous

after first period... 529 00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:24,287 and there's a picture of Tammy Curry taped inside. 530 00:30:24,331 --> 00:30:26,391 This was written on the back: 531 00:30:28,502 --> 00:30:31,495 Oh, yeah, hell of a way to go, there. 532 00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:34,267 After some thorough investigating... 533 00:30:34,341 --> 00:30:37,777 we determined that the Curry girl... 534 00:30:37,845 --> 00:30:40,507 must have been smoking and driving. 535 00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:43,345 Well, yeah, Tammy liked to drive her dad's thresher... 536 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:45,477 but, I mean... 537 00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:47,714 She said the heavy vibration helped her think. 538 00:30:47,755 --> 00:30:51,281 But I know for a fact Tammy only smoked after a good drive. 539 00:30:51,324 --> 00:30:54,954 You ask me or anyone else who isn't scared to talk about it... 540 00:30:54,995 --> 00:30:56,963 Tammy was murdered. 541 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:01,835 I bet Diane Sawyer never had to deal with crap like this. 542 00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:05,030 If it's another stray bullet to the head... 543 00:31:05,106 --> 00:31:06,403 I'm gonna need more caps. 544 00:31:06,474 --> 00:31:07,702 You have to go home. 545 00:31:07,775 --> 00:31:09,800 There's some kind of emergency at the trailer park. 546 00:31:09,877 --> 00:31:11,036 Relax. That's my ma's code... 547 00:31:11,112 --> 00:31:12,579 for bring home milk and a carton of Lucky... 548 00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:15,843 No. Loretta called. There's been a fire. 549 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,777 Oh, my God. 550 00:31:42,309 --> 00:31:44,573 Hey, hey, hey! Family? 551 00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:47,580 No, she's just screaming "Mom" because she's got Turret's. 552 00:31:47,647 --> 00:31:48,979 She's Annette's kid, dipshit. 553 00:31:49,015 --> 00:31:51,917 She's alive, sweetie. She's right over there. 554 00:31:57,358 --> 00:31:59,416 I'll be right behind you in the hearse, OK? 555 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,553 Don't let that worry you, Annette! 556 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,577 So, Doctor, is this sort of an unusual injury? 557 00:32:17,611 --> 00:32:19,977 This was a doozie. 558 00:32:20,014 --> 00:32:23,414 Right now our chief concern is to stabilize Annette here... 559 00:32:23,451 --> 00:32:26,113 and then in surgery... 560 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,619 remove this. 561 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:30,179 Oh, God. 562 00:32:30,224 --> 00:32:31,884 Oh, Mom, it's so ugly. 563 00:32:31,926 --> 00:32:34,826 Ruined a brand-new pair of Lee Press-Ons. 564 00:32:34,862 --> 00:32:38,991 Well, I sat down to have a beer, and kablooey. 565 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:40,500 Next thing I know... 566 00:32:40,533 --> 00:32:42,968 something blows through my kitchen window... 567 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:46,803 and I'm ass-up in somebody's flower bed. 568 00:32:46,874 --> 00:32:49,933 Hey, ass-wipe, quit dicking around with the camera. 569 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:51,308 Just put another book under it. 570 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,539 Dude, don't say "ass-wipe. " 571 00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:56,015 Mom's got the window open. We gotta hurry up, though... 572 00:32:56,082 --> 00:32:58,209 because we only got three frickin' minutes on the battery. 573 00:32:58,251 --> 00:32:59,514 All right, ready. 574 00:32:59,552 --> 00:33:00,713 One, two... 575 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:01,881 One, two, three! 576 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,285 Shit! 577 00:33:07,328 --> 00:33:08,625 Let's get out of here! 578 00:33:12,999 --> 00:33:15,229 I shoved your tap shoes in my panties... 579 00:33:15,268 --> 00:33:17,430 before I was blown out of the house. 580 00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:19,803 You go find the guy who cut 'em off. 581 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:20,965 He'll give 'em to you... 582 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,443 so you can practice for the pageant. 583 00:33:27,181 --> 00:33:28,477 About that... 584 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,645 I... Oh, my God! 585 00:33:36,122 --> 00:33:39,388 Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. 586 00:33:39,427 --> 00:33:41,690 She's pregnant! 587 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,593 Oh, Amber, wait! 588 00:33:43,631 --> 00:33:46,122 Come back here. Mommy wants to talk to you. 589 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:47,861 And then kill you! 590 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:50,029 Why don't you see if there's any more beer... 591 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,970 left in that can and relax a bit? 592 00:33:53,973 --> 00:33:56,703 - I'm quitting the pageant. - You're what? 593 00:33:56,776 --> 00:33:58,368 I'm quitting the pageant. 594 00:33:58,446 --> 00:34:02,280 I was just trying to scare you into changing your mind. 595 00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:04,216 Christ, the woman clung to your tap shoes... 596 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,741 while flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart. 597 00:34:06,786 --> 00:34:08,014 I know, I know. 598 00:34:08,054 --> 00:34:11,182 Hey, Little Miss Sad Pants and her friend Serious Sally. 599 00:34:11,225 --> 00:34:12,885 How about some nice cool mints... 600 00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,