Catch-22

00:39:49,527 --> 00:39:53,361 We were hoping for some new recon photos of the area. 480 00:39:53,407 --> 00:39:58,003 UnfortuNately, they haven't arrived but then, no news is good news. 481 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:00,277 A lot of you may ask yourselves, 482 00:40:00,327 --> 00:40:04,115 "How come we're out to destroy a town with no industry, 483 00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:06,681 "no enemy bases, no strategic value to anyone?" 484 00:40:09,647 --> 00:40:11,638 [man] Attention! 485 00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:23,323 [Cathcart] As you were. Good morning, gentlemen. 486 00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:27,645 We're honoured to have General Dreedle at today's briefing. 487 00:40:27,687 --> 00:40:31,566 Don't pay any attention to me, just carry on as usual. 488 00:40:31,607 --> 00:40:35,646 - Don't pay any attention to Dad. - Will you clam up? 489 00:40:36,807 --> 00:40:38,923 Don't call me Dad. 490 00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:44,280 - Go ahead with your briefing, Major. - Yes, well... Thank you, sir. 491 00:40:45,327 --> 00:40:48,000 I was just telling the men here that... 492 00:40:48,047 --> 00:40:51,960 - Don't tell me. Tell them! - Tell the men, Danby. 493 00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:57,605 Yes. I was just explaining why we're going to obliterate... 494 00:40:57,647 --> 00:41:00,605 - What about a chair? - Sir? 495 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:05,646 - A chair. - I beg your pardon, General? 496 00:41:05,687 --> 00:41:08,281 A chair! 497 00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:10,841 Doesn't anyone know what a chair is?! 498 00:41:14,247 --> 00:41:16,681 Can't you see a lady is standing? 499 00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:19,560 A chair for Dad's gir...for the lady! 500 00:41:34,487 --> 00:41:36,364 Carry on. 501 00:41:36,407 --> 00:41:39,877 [Danby] We're now going to synchronize our watches. 502 00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:42,202 Now, we've all done this before, 503 00:41:42,247 --> 00:41:45,239 so I don't think we're going to have any problem. 504 00:41:46,527 --> 00:41:51,726 If everyone will be kind enough to look down at his watch, we'll begin. 505 00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:57,364 It is now 1 1 15 hours minus 50... 506 00:41:57,407 --> 00:42:00,877 - 49, 48, 47... - Mmm. 507 00:42:00,927 --> 00:42:05,443 - 46, 45, 44, 43... - [Yossarian groaning] 508 00:42:05,487 --> 00:42:07,842 - Mmmmm. - Yossarian. 509 00:42:07,887 --> 00:42:13,041 - Ohh... Oh-oh... - [Danby] ..40, 39, 38, 37... 510 00:42:13,087 --> 00:42:15,476 - ..36, 35... - [Yossarian moaning] 511 00:42:15,527 --> 00:42:19,406 - ..34, 33, 32... - [Yossarian] Mmm. 512 00:42:19,447 --> 00:42:22,439 - ..31 , 30... - [Yossarian] Ohh-oh... 513 00:42:22,487 --> 00:42:26,958 ..29, 28, 27... 514 00:42:27,007 --> 00:42:31,364 - [men yelping and sighing] - ..26, 25, 24... 515 00:42:31,407 --> 00:42:36,879 - Somebody's gonna get it! - ..22, 21 , 20... 516 00:42:36,927 --> 00:42:40,602 - ..19, 18, 1 7... - [men moaning] 517 00:42:40,647 --> 00:42:45,402 ..16, 15, 1 4, 1 3, 1 2... 518 00:42:45,447 --> 00:42:49,235 - All right, at ease! - ..1 1 , 10, 9... 519 00:42:49,287 --> 00:42:52,802 There'll be no more moaning in this outfit. 520 00:42:52,847 --> 00:42:56,726 The next man who moans is going to be very sorry. 521 00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:58,200 ..one! 522 00:42:59,967 --> 00:43:02,276 Ohhh. 523 00:43:04,807 --> 00:43:07,480 - Who is this man? - [whimpering] 524 00:43:07,527 --> 00:43:10,439 - Major Danby, sir. - Danby. D-A-N-B-Y. 525 00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:13,001 - Take him out and shoot him. - Sir? 526 00:43:13,047 --> 00:43:17,802 - [Dreedle] I said shoot him. - Take Major Danby out and shoot him. 527 00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:20,600 I think you'd better wait a minute, Dad. 528 00:43:20,647 --> 00:43:23,366 - What? - I don't think you can shoot him. 529 00:43:23,407 --> 00:43:25,477 Why the hell can't l? 530 00:43:25,527 --> 00:43:27,483 Why not? 531 00:43:27,527 --> 00:43:30,564 You mean I can't shoot whoever I want to? 532 00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:33,440 - Is that a fact? - I'm afraid it is, Dad. 533 00:43:33,487 --> 00:43:36,285 You think you're pretty smart, don't you? 534 00:43:36,327 --> 00:43:40,639 Just because my half-wit daughter married you for some reason... 535 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:42,439 Oh, no, Dad, it's just... 536 00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:46,446 Let the insubordinate son of a bitch go but get him out of here. 537 00:43:48,487 --> 00:43:52,082 - Better do something. - All right, men, I think we... 538 00:43:52,127 --> 00:43:56,757 owe a vote of thanks to the General for visiting us and cheering us up. 539 00:43:56,807 --> 00:43:59,560 In his honour, I'd like to make an announcement 540 00:43:59,607 --> 00:44:01,598 which may be of interest. 541 00:44:01,647 --> 00:44:04,241 I know you're anxious to do your part... 542 00:44:04,287 --> 00:44:05,959 Here it comes. 543 00:44:06,007