The Dirty Dozen

534 00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:55,824 I'd rather not, sir. 535 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:59,036 Look, Posey, it's just an example. Come on, now. 536 00:42:59,662 --> 00:43:01,038 Will you hold this knife? 537 00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:05,167 It's got a scabbard. It can't hurt anybody. 538 00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:13,217 Tell me, Posey, what'd they lock you up for? 539 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,219 I mean, what did you do? 540 00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:17,513 I already told you, sir. 541 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,685 Tell me again. I'm sure your friends over here would like to know too. 542 00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,437 - What'd you do, Posey? - Yeah, fill him in. 543 00:43:27,564 --> 00:43:30,943 This fella kept pushing me. I don't like to be pushed. I hit him. 544 00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:34,280 Killed a man with bare hands because he shoved you? 545 00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:37,491 I only hit him once. 546 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,202 Only hit him once. 547 00:43:40,411 --> 00:43:44,707 Drove his jawbone right through his brain because he pushed him. 548 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,752 - I didn't mean to kill him. - You didn't mean to, but you did. 549 00:43:48,961 --> 00:43:52,214 What would you do if you meant to kill somebody? 550 00:43:54,258 --> 00:43:57,886 If you had to kill somebody with a knife, do you think you could? 551 00:43:58,137 --> 00:43:59,930 - Tell me. - I'd rather not. 552 00:44:00,139 --> 00:44:02,141 I don't care what you'd rather do. 553 00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:05,311 Stick that knife in me. You can do that. Come on. 554 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:10,566 - Major, I don't want to do this. - Just stick it near me, it won't hurt. 555 00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:11,900 Come on. 556 00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:15,029 - I don't want to hurt you. - You're not. I'm gonna hurt you. 557 00:44:15,237 --> 00:44:17,364 - Stick me. - I don't want no trouble. 558 00:44:17,573 --> 00:44:20,367 I'll give you all the trouble you'll ever get. 559 00:44:20,576 --> 00:44:23,746 Come on, now. Just stick that knife right there. 560 00:44:23,954 --> 00:44:25,247 You're a big boy. 561 00:44:25,414 --> 00:44:27,833 You'd kill a man if he shoved you? 562 00:44:28,042 --> 00:44:30,336 - Come on. Let me have it. - Stick him! 563 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:34,340 Give it to me or I'm gonna shove you right through the wall! 564 00:44:35,174 --> 00:44:36,675 Come on. Give it to him! 565 00:44:36,884 --> 00:44:38,969 - Stab him! - Get him! 566 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:45,434 I want that knife. Why won't you give it to me? 567 00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:47,603 You're being shoved! 568 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,649 - Stick him! - Knock him down, Posey! 569 00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,818 What a name for a guy like you. 570 00:44:55,069 --> 00:44:57,446 - Stop! - Don't you tell me what to do. 571 00:44:57,613 --> 00:44:58,697 I don't like pushing. 572 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:00,949 Give it to him good! 573 00:45:01,116 --> 00:45:02,618 I don't like to be shoved. 574 00:45:04,995 --> 00:45:07,122 Stop pushing! 575 00:45:21,637 --> 00:45:24,348 - Yes, sir? - Are you all right? 576 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,226 Yeah. 577 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,561 All right, now. Relax. 578 00:45:30,813 --> 00:45:32,481 Come on, get up. 579 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:39,988 You learn how to take care of that temper of yours … 580 00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:42,449 …nobody'll take this knife away. 581 00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:43,951 You're right. I'm sorry. 582 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:46,203 Okay, major. We're all set. 583 00:45:47,246 --> 00:45:49,623 You go on in and see Captain Kinder. 584 00:45:49,832 --> 00:45:52,793 - What's he gonna do? - He's just gonna talk to you. 585 00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:56,505 - Brush yourself off and go on in. - Yes, sir. 586 00:45:59,007 --> 00:46:01,593 All right, which of you gentlemen is next? 587 00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:04,138 Come on. I'm looking for a volunteer. 588 00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:08,350 All right, Maggott. You're next. 589 00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,646 Speed it up, men. Come on, speed it up. 590 00:46:17,901 --> 00:46:19,027 They're looking good. 591 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:23,282 Yes, sir. I hope they don't forget what they're getting in shape for. 592 00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:28,912 Kinder figures he can teach me letters. 593 00:46:30,122 --> 00:46:32,082 My folks'd be proud if I wrote. 594 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:35,752 That would put you way ahead of most of the guys here. 595 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:39,006 Better fall in and join them. 596 00:46:39,381 --> 00:46:41,884 It's true that I've been blessed … 597 00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:45,387 … with an insight into women that others don't have. 598 00:46:45,554 --> 00:46:49,808 And sometimes …. Sometimes I'm called upon … 599 00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:52,102 … to use it in our B