Stripes

00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:15,080 or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe... 506 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:25,710 is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass. 507 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:39,600 Out of them bunks! 508 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:42,530 We got a full day ahead of us. 509 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:45,650 We're gonna start out with a five-mile run. 510 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:48,410 I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say... 511 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,170 this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested. 512 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:01,340 Well, I'll tell you what, soldier. Let's make it 10 miles. 513 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,880 Any more complaints? 514 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,220 Thanks a lot, Winger! 515 00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:18,100 Nice going, asshole. 516 00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:23,360 You're making friends fast around here, John. 517 00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:34,570 Oh, my... Oh, my God! Mama! 518 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:39,790 Captain Stillman. 519 00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:45,260 Major Ellis would like you to look over these interim reports, captain, sir. 520 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:49,130 Interim reports! That's all I ever do around here. 521 00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:53,310 I want some action! 522 00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:57,640 Hold that, corporal. 523 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:00,310 Oh, look at those men. 524 00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:01,810 Are those my men, corporal? 525 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,360 No, sir. Those are Captain Benton's men, sir. 526 00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:07,360 Well, where are my men? 527 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:09,990 Let's see. Sergeant Hulka is on the confidence course. 528 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:12,780 Sergeant Crocker is on the mortar range. 529 00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:15,370 Terrific. Corporal, bring up the jeep. 530 00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:19,660 Yes, sir. 531 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:29,080 Grenade! 532 00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:36,140 Go get them! 533 00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:39,560 Those are damn fine men. Are they in my company? 534 00:38:42,650 --> 00:38:50,650 No, sir. Oh, here come your men now, sir. 535 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,370 Hit it! 536 00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:43,830 Stand up when I'm sticking you, boy! 537 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:45,920 Get down and give me 50, mother! 538 00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:50,130 Come on! I'll walk on your ass, boy! I was killing... 539 00:39:53,760 --> 00:40:01,760 Fifteen, 16, 17... 540 00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:22,450 Twenty-seven, 28... 541 00:40:23,450 --> 00:40:23,620 Wait a minute. 542 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:25,960 - You got the light one. - Yeah, my mistake. 543 00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:27,460 - Yeah. - Here, let's switch. 544 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:29,750 - I kind of thought it was a mistake. - I got it. 545 00:40:31,670 --> 00:40:31,840 It's real heavy. 546 00:40:33,510 --> 00:40:41,310 This one's light. Stand out of the way. 547 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:44,480 Fall out! 548 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:47,270 - Stop! Fall in! - Hey, sergeant, it's raining. 549 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:50,020 Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea to march today. 550 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:53,070 You know, this is the cold and flu season. 551 00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:57,160 Fifty-one, 52... 552 00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:00,030 - When's the good part, John? - This is the good part. 553 00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:11,870 Get your butt down, soldier. You'll get it shot off someday. Move it! 554 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:40,030 You all right? 555 00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:44,620 I should've kept my head down. 556 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,460 I learned a lot of things today, John. 557 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:52,420 I've never felt more alive in my whole life. 558 00:41:55,670 --> 00:41:56,340 I think this is the greatest day I've ever spent. 559 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,640 And I want to thank you for making me join the Army. 560 00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:06,060 Get me out of here. 561 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,940 I'll take care of you. 562 00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:17,690 Going south today? All right. 563 00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:20,950 - So, what are you taking? - Oh, I got these from Elmo. 564 00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:24,700 I toId him I get sick when I fly. I think they're Dramamine. 565 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,580 These are Elmo's microdots. That's acid. 566 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,500 John. 567 00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:39,340 - John, I took a lot of these. - How many? 568 00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:42,680 Well, one just now and one in the barracks. 569 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:44,800 Two in the jeep. 570 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:49,310 - Two when we got out of the jeep. - Oh, no. Six hits. 571 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:51,810 What a tragedy. Hey. Hey. 572 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:55,230 We're not gonna let you drive now, you sit right down here. 573 00:4