The Football Factory

<i>we'd a be glued to a TV set to see who Chelsea drew in the Cup.</i> 356 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,600 <i>See, the beauty of the Cup draw is, it's a lucky dip,</i> 357 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,000 <i>a chance to meet one of the old rivals, like Cardiff or West Ham,</i> 358 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,000 <i>or if you're really lucky, Millwall.</i> 359 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:50,900 <i>And cos the draw meant so much to Billy,</i> 360 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:55,900 <i>he decided to take his long-suffering wife Barbara out for a quiet, romantic meal.</i> 361 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,200 <i>However, they got their wires crossed,</i> 362 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,400 <i>cos Barbara thought he was taking her up the West End for some tapas.</i> 363 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,000 Let's see what's on the menu. 364 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:08,100 <i>Oi, it's my sister!</i> 365 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,500 <i>Oh, what, your girfriend?</i> 366 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,300 Oi. 367 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,500 Either turn that TV up, or tell that lot down there to hold their noise down. 368 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,100 Calm down, Bill. 369 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,300 We don't want to cause a scene. 370 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,800 No. No, you're right. 371 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,600 <i>- The old rubber glove! - The old rubber glove, mate.</i> 372 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,800 Oi! 373 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,800 Oi. Will you shut up? I'm trying to watch the fuckin' telly! 374 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,500 <i>...against 52.</i> 375 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,300 <i>Southend United.</i> 376 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,000 <i>57.</i> 377 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,900 <i>Portsmouth.</i> 378 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 <i>Will pay number 38.</i> 379 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,900 <i>Middlesbrough.</i> 380 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,400 <i>Number 22.</i> 381 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,700 <i>Millwall.</i> 382 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,500 <i>Will pay 44.</i> 383 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,600 <i>Chelsea.</i> 384 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,300 Yes! Fuckin' yes! 385 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,700 <i>Another battle then.</i> 386 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,200 Eh? Can't fuckin' hear you. 387 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,400 Who is it, for fuck's sake? 388 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,300 Eh? 389 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,000 Yes! 390 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,500 - Who, who, who? - It's fuckin' Millwall! 391 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,600 <i>Millwall-Chelsea. Old enemies that always ends up in murders.</i> 392 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:57,900 <i>Literally in my case,</i> 393 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,900 <i>cos like a mug I thought I'd get lucky in the same bar again.</i> 394 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,100 <i>And I see my new mate again who, of course, turns out to be Millwall.</i> 395 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:08,000 <i>Maybe I should ask him if I fucked his sister, seeing as I can't remember.</i> 396 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,300 <i>If I'd listened to my instincts and laid low, none of this mess would have happened but I didn't,</i> 397 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,100 <i>and I only had myself to blame.</i> 398 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:22,000 <i>And occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, it would be nice to have Bright out with us.</i> 399 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,300 <i>It's typicla that tonight he's taken his wife out for a quiet one.</i> 400 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,800 <i>See? He does have a gentle side.</i> 401 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:28,800 Aaaarghh! 402 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,200 <i>Zeb and Raff missed the draw cos they were doing what they do best -</i> 403 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,900 <i>robbing houses, something they'd later come to regret.</i> 404 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:40,400 <i>Me, I'm beginning to get the feeling old Magic Johnson's lost his touch.</i> 405 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:45,100 Drive, mate! Fuckin' drive. I'm being chased! 406 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,400 <i>Lost his touch?</i> 407 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,700 <i>Bollocks.</i> 408 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,800 Hard to have a nice night out in London, eh? 409 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:58,200 I blame all the black s and fun pubs, myself. 410 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,000 <i>Shut up mate. You're boring.</i> 411 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,700 <i>Welcome back to BBC London Sport with me, Danny Kelly.</i> 412 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,600 <i>Now, anyone who's listened to the Breakfast Show will have heard Danny Baker going on</i> 413 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:17,400 <i>about his great excitement about the prospects of Millwall and Chelsea here in London.</i> 414 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,600 <i>Our reporter, as always, is Pete Stevens.</i> 415 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:23,000 <i>That's right, Danny. I'm sure there's going to be a vast police presence</i> 416 00:29:23,300 --> 00:2...