WALL·E

<i>of our five-year cruise. 274 00:46:28,201 --> 00:46:32,747 <i>Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later 275 00:46:32,914 --> 00:46:36,626 <i>we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing.</i> 276 00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:37,836 Fore! 277 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:41,506 So be sure next mealtime to ask for your free 278 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:46,136 "septuacentennial cupcake in a cup.” 279 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,429 Wow, look at that! 280 00:46:47,595 --> 00:46:48,596 Also today we have a... 281 00:46:51,641 --> 00:46:53,935 Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button? 282 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:57,772 Captain, Probe One has returned positive. 283 00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,525 Positive? 284 00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:11,286 EVE. 285 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:15,123 But no probe's 286 00:47:15,790 --> 00:47:19,252 ever come back positive before. 287 00:47:28,553 --> 00:47:30,555 <i>Buy N Large 288 00:47:30,805 --> 00:47:34,100 <i>Greetings and congratulations, captain. 289 00:47:34,267 --> 00:47:35,310 <i>If you are seeing this, 290 00:47:35,518 --> 00:47:39,022 <i>that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, 291 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:42,484 <i>or "EVE probe,” has returned from Earth 292 00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:46,696 <i>with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis. 293 00:47:47,113 --> 00:47:50,909 <i>That's right. It means it's time to go back home.</i> 294 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,828 Home? We're going back? 295 00:47:53,995 --> 00:47:57,332 <i>Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status, 296 00:47:57,499 --> 00:48:00,877 <i>by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize. 297 00:48:10,553 --> 00:48:12,555 <i>Simply follow this manual's instructions 298 00:48:12,722 --> 00:48:15,683 <i>to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector 299 00:48:15,850 --> 00:48:20,772 <i>and the </i>Axiom <i>will immediately navigate your return to Earth. 300 00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:22,440 - <i>It's that easy.</i> - Huh. 301 00:48:22,607 --> 00:48:25,318 <i>Now, due to the effects of microgravity, 302 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:27,862 <i>you and your passengers may have suffered some 303 00:48:28,446 --> 00:48:29,572 <i>slight bone loss. 304 00:48:31,157 --> 00:48:34,536 <i>But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track 305 00:48:34,702 --> 00:48:36,704 <i>will get you back in shape in no time.</i> 306 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:37,872 We have a jogging track? 307 00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:39,707 <i>If you have any further questions, 308 00:48:39,874 --> 00:48:42,752 <i>just consult your operation manual. 309 00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:45,004 <i>See you back home real soon.</i> 310 00:48:48,716 --> 00:48:51,136 "Operate Manuel." 311 00:48:51,886 --> 00:48:52,887 Uh... 312 00:48:53,054 --> 00:48:57,058 Manuel, relay instructions. 313 00:48:58,017 --> 00:48:59,727 Manuel? 314 00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:09,320 Wow. Will you look at that? 315 00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:11,573 Let's see. 316 00:49:13,199 --> 00:49:14,409 Huh? 317 00:49:14,576 --> 00:49:15,994 EVE. 318 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:17,454 WALL-E! 319 00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:23,418 EVE. 320 00:49:27,088 --> 00:49:28,840 Well, let's open her up. 321 00:49:29,883 --> 00:49:33,386 "Step one. Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'" 322 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:35,388 - <i>Confirm acquisition.</i> - <i>Ooh!</i> 323 00:49:46,399 --> 00:49:47,901 <i>Voice authorization required.</i> 324 00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:49,235 - Uh... - <i>Uh... 325 00:49:49,402 --> 00:49:51,070 <i>Accepted.</i> 326 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:06,586 Ooh. 327 00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:11,007 - Where's the thingy? - Plant. 328 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:14,135 Plant. Right. Right. Where is it? 329 00:50:14,969 --> 00:50:16,179 Maybe we missed a step. 330 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,056 - Show me how you change... - Plant. 331 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,099 - Okay. - WALL-E. 332 00:50:20,266 --> 00:50:21,893 WALL-E! 333 00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:26,689 - EVE? - Plant! 334 00:50:27,065 --> 00:50:28,858 Why don't you scan her to be sure? 335 00:50:35,865 --> 00:50:39,869 Contains no specimen. Probe's memory is faulty. 336 00:50:40,036 --> 00:50:44,707 - So then, we're not going to Earth? - Negative. 337 00:50:44,874 --> 00:50:47,085 I guess things go back to normal, huh? 338 00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:49,003 Correct, Captain. 339 00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:51,506 - Well, false alarm! - <i>False alarm.</i> 340 00:50:53,758 --> 00:50:55,385 The probe must be defective. 341 00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,639 GO-4, send her to the repair ward, 342 00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:02,976 and have them run diagnostics on her. Make sure she's not... 343 00:51:03,142 --> 00:51:04,519 Aah! 344 00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,069 WALL-E. 345 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,743 Have, uh, WALL-E