Bedtime Stories

506 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,181 If you can come up with a better theme than Kendall does, 507 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,517 I'll let you run the new place instead. 508 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:34,480 Oh, sir. Don't you think this is perhaps a little too much of a cruel joke 509 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:38,150 to be playing on somebody as... well, the maintenance guy? 510 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,361 - No, I don't. - No. 511 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:45,283 Mr Bronson has been working for this company for 25 years. 512 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:49,203 I'm beginning to think I may have seriously underdemeciated him. 513 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,164 I'm sorry. "Underdemeciated"? 514 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:57,712 Precisely. You can both present your ideas at my birthday party this weekend. 515 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:00,131 Thank you, Kendall. That is all. 516 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,717 Mr Bronson, the television, if you would. 517 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,594 Oh, and do watch out for the germ vaporiser. 518 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,308 The best day of my life! 519 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,659 I like your car, pal. 520 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,328 Thanks. You know what they say. 521 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,913 You want to be the best, you got to drive the best. 522 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:37,501 Hey, not to get personal, but what's a sweet ride like that cost, anyways? 523 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:41,339 - Actually, surprisingly affordable. - Yeah? 524 00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:44,550 If you saved every paycheque you earn for the rest of your life 525 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,553 and multiply it by ten, you could probably buy my muffler. 526 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,602 You want to drag race, do you? 527 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:01,067 You win! Good job. 528 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:54,161 This is spooky. 529 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,672 You've got to be kidding me! Look at this. I'm losing all my candy. 530 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,676 How can you not see a 50-foot trailer? Come on. 531 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:16,517 So you have to compete for yourjob with Skeeter. You'll annihilate him. 532 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,854 I know. It's just a little degrading, that's all. 533 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,816 Thanks for being there. 534 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:27,820 I'll be there as long as there's a there to be at. 535 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,201 Hello, children. 536 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,245 We're looking for Skeeter Bronson. 537 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:40,749 Oh, Mr Bronson. Yes, you'll find him in room 109. 538 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,918 - OK. - Please, this way. 539 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,764 - Did you see that thing? - Those eyes. 540 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,767 They were staring into my very soul. 541 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:01,645 Hey, Uncle Skeeter! 542 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:05,316 - Just who I wanted to see. - Hey, chief, here's Bugsy. 543 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,485 - Got him. - Why do they have to stay here? 544 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,570 I'm on call tonight, dear Jennifer. 545 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,864 It's Jill, actually, Scooter. 546 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,240 It is? OK, yeah... 547 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:18,996 - You did not just do that. - I did. Watch. I'm gonna do it again. 548 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,293 So, guys, anything weird happen to you today? 549 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:27,129 I had a substitute teacher with an eye patch. 550 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:30,090 That's a little weird. I'm talking like big-time weird. 551 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,760 Maybe coincidence weird... 552 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,804 ...as in gumball weird? 553 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,598 We're not allowed to chew gum. 554 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:41,060 Of course you're not. You guys want to go to sleep? 555 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,645 It's only 5.30. 556 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,230 And we haven't had dinner. 557 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:47,358 OK. 558 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,609 Room service! 559 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:54,615 So you've never been skateboarding? And you've never played video games? 560 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:56,283 Mom says they rot your brain. 561 00:33:56,368 --> 00:34:00,412 That's not true. I've been playing video games my whole life, and look at me. 562 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,584 Yeah, maybe she's got a point. 563 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,172 - You've never eaten bacon? - What's bacon? 564 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:13,217 Bacon is the juicy, fatty part of the pig 565 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,511 right adjacent to the rear. 566 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:20,099 But delicious and tasty, not how I just made it sound. 567 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,144 And this is the first hamburger you've ever eaten? 568 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:27,481 - What's the verdict? Wha