Wish Dragon

00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,085 Ah, there it is! Down there. 557 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:44,003 [energetic music plays] 558 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,797 [Din cheering] 559 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,300 We're here. 560 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,135 -Wishing time. -Ah! 561 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,138 Excellent. I see where this is going. 562 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:57,600 Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that-- 563 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,688 Uh, what are you do-- 564 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,607 -[groans] -Quit goofing off. This is serious. 565 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,693 Okay, what's the wish? 566 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:07,944 Okay, you see her? 567 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:09,153 Hi, good evening. 568 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,948 -Thank you for coming. -Li Na, happy birthday. 569 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:12,865 How are you? 570 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,576 That's my second wish, Long. 571 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,745 -I wish-- -Stop, stop, stop! 572 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,207 -I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- 573 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:24,252 Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, 574 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:28,464 and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. 575 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,259 No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. 576 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,844 She's my best friend. 577 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,137 That's my wish. 578 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,514 I want my friend back. 579 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:42,937 Wait, rewind. You can wish for anything in the whole world, 580 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,731 and you waste it on a friend? 581 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,191 What could be more important? 582 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,195 -Is that a trick question? -No. 583 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,947 Literally anything else. 584 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:57,285 Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, 585 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:01,664 an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl? 586 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:05,251 Oh! That's right. 587 00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:07,795 Sorry, I can't expect you to understand. 588 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,715 I haven't explained everything. Down, please. 589 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:16,721 Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze. 590 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:20,099 A lonely boy waits after school. Me. 591 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:24,645 Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we… 592 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:28,066 [Long] This is really happening. This should be so easy. 593 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:32,820 Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. 594 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,406 Just look at him with his mindless grin. 595 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,909 So naive. So ignorant. 596 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:39,869 So stupid. 597 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,454 Why? 598 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:43,998 What have I done to deserve this? 599 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:48,086 And then she drove away and I never saw her again. 600 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:54,050 It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it. 601 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,511 [groaning] 602 00:34:56,594 --> 00:35:01,015 I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? 603 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:05,103 What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. 604 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,355 A wish! Why didn't you just say so? 605 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,398 Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. 606 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:12,819 All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! 607 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:13,903 [whoosh, poof] 608 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,740 Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. 609 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,075 [neighs] 610 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:21,702 What is this? 611 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,206 What? I made you a prince. 612 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,542 No, no, I said princeling. 613 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:30,336 Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, 614 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:32,755 the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, 615 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,258 -the personal assistant-- -[splutters] 616 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:38,261 That's like ten different wishes. You have two. 617 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:41,764 Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? 618 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:45,184 You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? 619 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,727 I don't care about that. 620 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:50,857 I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor. 621 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,693 [laughs] I'm sorry I'm laughing, 622 00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:58,281 but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course she'll care. 623 00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:01,409 Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours. 624 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,369 Shoot me with your magic juice. 625 00:36:0...