White Men Can't Jump

00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:37,153 It makes me think about making love to you. 983 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:38,988 It makes me want to just take you 984 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,489 and lock you in a room 985 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:44,577 and make love to you over and over 986 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:47,413 and over and over. And over. 987 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:50,583 -I didn't say I didn't like it. -Yeah? 988 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,337 This can't be safe. 989 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,505 You know, I believe in safe sex, honey. 990 00:36:56,589 --> 00:37:01,636 ♪ For you to hurt me... ♪ 991 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,263 I want to take a shower. 992 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,806 Honey, no! No! 993 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,058 No, honey! Stop! 994 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,726 ♪ I want you to know ♪ 995 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:13,731 ♪ That I was blind ♪ 996 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,652 ♪ But now I see ♪ 997 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:24,492 ♪ I say, I once was blind ♪ 998 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:31,749 ♪ But now I see ♪ 999 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,585 ♪ Well, you know, I once ♪ 1000 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,797 ♪ Was blind ♪ 1001 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,301 ♪ But now I see ♪ 1002 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:46,639 ♪ That that old love ♪ 1003 00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:52,353 ♪ Has made a fool of me ♪ 1004 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,562 Honey? 1005 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,942 My mouth is dry. 1006 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,989 Honey, I'm thirsty. 1007 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,949 Umm... 1008 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,042 (water runs) 1009 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,591 There you go, honey. 1010 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:27,263 When I said I was thirsty, 1011 00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:30,766 it doesn't mean I want you to bring me a glass of water. 1012 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,810 It doesn't? 1013 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,687 You're missing the whole point 1014 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,272 of me saying I'm thirsty. 1015 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:38,107 If I have a problem, 1016 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,234 you're not supposed to solve it. 1017 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,446 Men always make the mistake of thinking 1018 00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:45,948 they can solve a woman's problem. 1019 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,326 It makes them feel omnipotent. 1020 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,245 Omnipotent? 1021 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,122 Did you have a bad dream? 1022 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:55,207 It's a way of controlling a woman. 1023 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,960 Bringing them a glass of water? 1024 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,378 Yes. 1025 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,088 I read it in a magazine. 1026 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,758 See, if I'm thirsty, 1027 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,718 I don't want you to bring me a glass of water. 1028 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:08,679 I want you to sympathize. 1029 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,848 I want you to say "Gloria, 1030 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:14,769 I, too, know what it feels like to be thirsty. 1031 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,772 I, too, have had a dry mouth." 1032 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,441 I want you to connect with me 1033 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,109 through sharing and understanding 1034 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,070 the concept of dry mouthedness. 1035 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:29,116 This is all in the same magazine? 1036 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,285 You're into control. 1037 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,912 Shut up. 1038 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,873 See? 1039 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,709 You make me sick. 1040 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:42,463 Honey, don't give me the rollover, okay? 1041 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,090 When I say I'm thirsty, 1042 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:45,341 it means if anybody in the room 1043 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,635 has a glass of water, I'd love to have a sip. 1044 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,387 When I say I want to make love, 1045 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,430 it means "Let's screw." 1046 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,308 That's exactly the kind of thing I thought you'd say! 1047 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,478 Besides, I don't like the word "screw," okay? 1048 00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,897 I prefer "make love" or "fuck." 1049 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,650 Screwing is for carpenters. 1050 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:08,864 Oh, you're going to get it. 1051 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,616 Oh, honey. 1052 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,826 Ohh! 1053 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:13,494 Where you going? 1054 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:17,123 Anywhere to get the hell away from you. 1055 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:19,667 Psycho, chiquita nut case. 1056 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,087 Oh, come on, honey, come back! I want to make love! 1057 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,840 Honey, come back! I want to screw! 1058 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:30,010 Ah. Forget you, then. 1059 00:40:30,...