Swingers

I just need a little more time. 497 00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:46,567 Why, so you can sit around your stuffy apartment beating yourself up over it? 498 00:30:46,643 --> 00:30:50,409 - Remember the first week after she told you? - Don't remind me. 499 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,541 Huh? Couldn't even leave your place. 500 00:30:54,617 --> 00:30:57,745 You know, you just sat around your stuffy apartment, 501 00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:01,654 sitting there, drinking orange juice, feeling sorry for yourself. 502 00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:05,091 Now look at you, man. Right? I mean, you got a part in a movie. 503 00:31:05,161 --> 00:31:07,755 - A day. - Whatever, Mike. It's work. You understand? 504 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:12,199 You're doing what you love to do. What the hell is she doing now? 505 00:31:12,268 --> 00:31:15,260 Selling scrap metal. 506 00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:18,671 Okay. And this guy she's seeing, what the hell does he do? 507 00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:21,232 - He drives a carriage. - What? 508 00:31:21,311 --> 00:31:24,872 I heard he drives a carriage around Central Park or something. 509 00:31:24,948 --> 00:31:28,884 Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin', outgoing party guy, 510 00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:31,881 and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey. 511 00:31:31,954 --> 00:31:34,923 Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man. 512 00:31:34,991 --> 00:31:38,722 You're better off without this girl. You gotta trust me on this, Mike. 513 00:31:38,795 --> 00:31:42,287 - All right, buddy? - Stop talking. Shut up. 514 00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:46,529 Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I will shut up if you shut the hell up. 515 00:31:46,602 --> 00:31:49,537 - We're gonna make this work. - You're damn right you're gonna try. 516 00:31:49,605 --> 00:31:52,472 Let's get home. 517 00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:56,740 - I'm a man of means by no means - Los Angeles. 518 00:31:56,813 --> 00:31:59,111 King of the road 519 00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:03,846 I know every engineer of every train 520 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,219 All their children and all of their names 521 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:11,317 And every handout in every town 522 00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:15,057 Every lock that ain't locked when no one's around 523 00:32:15,231 --> 00:32:18,166 I seen trailers for sale or rent 524 00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,600 - I don't think I'm gonna take it. - Look, it's a gig. 525 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:22,604 This is definitely a step back for me. 526 00:32:22,672 --> 00:32:25,106 There's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town. 527 00:32:25,174 --> 00:32:27,608 There's just something about being Goofy, all right? 528 00:32:27,677 --> 00:32:31,511 Any other Disney character would be fine. Mickey? Mickey's an icon. 529 00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:34,948 - Why does it have to be Goofy? - What do you want? You're tall. 530 00:32:35,017 --> 00:32:37,611 How am I gonna tell my parents? 531 00:32:37,687 --> 00:32:40,383 I still haven't told them I didn't get the series. 532 00:32:40,456 --> 00:32:42,947 You tested over a month ago. I'm sure they figured it out. 533 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:46,620 It's like, "Mom, hi. I didn't get that pilot. 534 00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:50,325 By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money." 535 00:33:09,919 --> 00:33:11,853 Hey, Rob. 536 00:33:13,289 --> 00:33:16,315 You notice I didn't mention her once today. 537 00:33:16,392 --> 00:33:20,021 - I didn't want to say anything. - Oh, yeah? Why? 538 00:33:20,096 --> 00:33:23,827 Ah, it's kind of like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter. 539 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:27,392 - What do you mean? Like you didn't want to jinx it? - Kinda. 540 00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:29,938 I don't talk about her that much. 541 00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:32,440 - I didn't mention her once today. - Tend the pin. 542 00:33:32,508 --> 00:33:35,602 The only reason I mentioned her at all was to tell you I'm not gonna talk about her anymore. 543 00:33:35,678 --> 00:33:38,374 - I thought you'd appreciate that. - I do. Good for you, Mikey. 544 00:33:41,684 --> 00:33:44,118 - Get there. - Play it out. 545 00:33:44,187 --> 00:33:47,850 - I decided to get back out there. - Good. Glad to hear it. 546 00:33:47,924 --> 00:33:51,451 - Can't make any more excuses for myself. - Excellent. 547 00:33:53,296 --> 00:33:56,129 Do you wanna hit the town tonight? 548 00:33:56,199 --> 00:33:59,362 Uh, I shouldn't. It's a weeknight. 549 00:33:59,435 --> 00:34:04,134 - You got a Pluto callback? - Yeah, kick me when I'm down. 550 00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:07,176 - All right. Count 'em up. - How many strokes? 551 00:34:07,243 --> 00:34:09,575 One, two, three... 552 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:15,917 - Eight, nine. - What'd you get? 553 00:34:15,985 --> 00:34:18,419 - Eight or a nine. - I'll give you an eight. 554 00:34