Hard Truths

510 00:28:24,338 --> 00:28:27,374 Yeah, and none of it is for you, you barren bitch! 511 00:28:34,215 --> 00:28:36,283 - So I'm finding every time... - Hmm. 512 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:39,486 ...I call up for a cab, I'm getting the same driver. 513 00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:42,256 Number 29. It's the same guy. 514 00:28:42,356 --> 00:28:44,659 And you know I like to go shopping twice a week. 515 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:47,261 Hm. Wednesday afternoon and Friday night. 516 00:28:47,361 --> 00:28:48,530 Friday the big shop, 517 00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:49,863 because the kids give me a bit of money 518 00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:51,065 to get a few extras. 519 00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:53,767 -So they should. -Well, they're working now. 520 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,236 Well, apart from Marvin. 521 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,737 Hm. What's he's like? 522 00:28:56,837 --> 00:28:58,973 -Who? -The cab man. 523 00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:00,874 Oh, he's all right, you know. 524 00:29:00,975 --> 00:29:03,077 Yeah, we have adult conversation 525 00:29:03,177 --> 00:29:04,646 -about politics and that. -Hm. 526 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:05,879 And guess what? 527 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:09,149 He always takes my bags into the house for me. 528 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,719 -Is it? -Mm. 529 00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:13,954 Anyway, a few weeks before lockdown, 530 00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:15,155 I'm not feeling well. 531 00:29:15,256 --> 00:29:16,957 And I've got a bit of anxiety going on. 532 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:18,859 -I don't want to go out. -Mm-hmm. 533 00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:20,894 You know what? It was probably Covid, you know? 534 00:29:20,995 --> 00:29:24,398 You know what? A lot of people probably had Covid... 535 00:29:24,498 --> 00:29:25,933 -And didn't even know. -No. 536 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,636 Yeah, so I'm in my yard. 537 00:29:27,736 --> 00:29:29,537 Yeah? Got my headscarf on, 538 00:29:29,638 --> 00:29:31,606 my T-shirt is all bite and tear-up. 539 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:35,376 And the doorbell goes. 540 00:29:35,476 --> 00:29:36,243 And you know I don't like 541 00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:38,312 people coming round unannounced. 542 00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:39,913 So I fling open the door. 543 00:29:40,014 --> 00:29:41,382 Guess who's standing there? 544 00:29:41,482 --> 00:29:43,752 And it's the same guy. 545 00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:46,453 I'm like, "What the raas you doing here? 546 00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:47,689 "This is so unprofessional. 547 00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,189 "Are you stalking me or what?" 548 00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:50,692 He's, like, "Oh, I haven't seen you 549 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:51,726 "for a couple of weeks. 550 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,427 "I was worried about you. 551 00:29:53,528 --> 00:29:54,962 "Do you want anything?" 552 00:29:55,062 --> 00:29:57,164 So I said, "Yeah, go and get me a packet of fags." 553 00:29:57,264 --> 00:29:58,600 Is that all you asked him for? 554 00:29:58,700 --> 00:29:59,933 Yeah, I couldn't be bothered to go out. 555 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,001 Well, he got the fags. 556 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,537 Didn't even ask for the money back. 557 00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:04,506 Hm. What's he look like? 558 00:30:04,606 --> 00:30:05,339 Oh, he's Black, 559 00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:06,807 but he's got something else going on. 560 00:30:06,907 --> 00:30:08,175 Mmm. Mmm. 561 00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:09,810 And where's he taking you tonight? 562 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,579 Oh, I dunno. Some Turkish place, 563 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,846 which I don't mind. 564 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,683 'Cause you know I'm not into them lemongrass, 565 00:30:14,783 --> 00:30:18,052 ginger, coconut mix-up ting and raw fish. 566 00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:20,387 And the Turkish people, them season up 567 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:21,488 -their meat good. -Good. 568 00:30:21,589 --> 00:30:23,424 It's nice. 569 00:30:24,526 --> 00:30:25,627 What you wearing? 570 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:27,529 I dunno. He only asked on Friday. 571 00:30:27,629 --> 00:30:30,164 Which is why I had to beg you to squeeze me in. 572 00:30:30,264 --> 00:30:31,932 I ain't wearing nothing too clingy, 573 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:33,601 don't want him to get any ideas. 574 00:30:33,702 --> 00:30:34,835 Give him ideas, yes. 575 00:30:34,935 --> 00:30:37,137 I've already got six kids, thank you very much. 576 00:30:38,305 --> 00:30:40,240 I'm thinking about something off the shoulder... 577 00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:41,909 -Hm. -...accentuate the good bits, 578 00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:43,778 and then skim over the rest. 579 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:45,647 Hide a multitude of sins. 580 00:30:45,747 --> 00:30:47,214 Is there sin in there? 581 00:30:47,314 --> 00:30:49,450 No, just a big belly. 582 00: