Death at a Funeral

There's someone alive in there! Simon, where are you going? 420 00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:15,738 What the hell is wrong with you all? 421 00:32:15,814 --> 00:32:18,009 Don't you look at me like that! Simon. 422 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:21,644 Can't you see? Open your eyes! 423 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,419 There's someone moving around in there! Can't you see? 424 00:32:26,491 --> 00:32:28,254 Simon! What are you doing? 425 00:32:28,326 --> 00:32:31,295 Simon, stop that! Simon, don't touch that! 426 00:32:31,363 --> 00:32:32,853 What are you doing? I'm going to let you out! 427 00:32:32,931 --> 00:32:34,489 What are you doing? 428 00:32:36,068 --> 00:32:37,592 Oh, God! 429 00:32:44,342 --> 00:32:46,902 Mum, it's all right, it's all right. 430 00:32:52,851 --> 00:32:54,284 It's okay. 431 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,912 Put the kettle on. All right, Mum, all right. 432 00:32:59,523 --> 00:33:01,457 All right. Help me. 433 00:33:03,994 --> 00:33:07,395 That was unbelievable, wasn't it? All right. 434 00:33:08,065 --> 00:33:11,296 If you'd all like to have some lovely tea and cake, 435 00:33:11,535 --> 00:33:14,163 we'll get back to you as soon as we can. 436 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:20,207 What the fuck was that about? Daniel, I am so sorry. 437 00:33:20,277 --> 00:33:22,472 I'm so sorry. The coffin was moving. 438 00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:25,572 Just go back inside and I'll explain later. I am so sorry. 439 00:33:25,649 --> 00:33:30,086 There was a definite scratching sound. Sorry. Oh, God, please, please. 440 00:33:31,355 --> 00:33:32,947 Are you all right? No. 441 00:33:33,023 --> 00:33:35,456 No, I haven't made the call about the deposit yet. 442 00:33:38,194 --> 00:33:39,559 I'll kill him! 443 00:33:39,629 --> 00:33:42,427 Just calm down. I'm going to kill him! 444 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:44,361 Dad, leave it. Leave it? 445 00:33:44,434 --> 00:33:46,527 He's completely wrecked the funeral! It wasn't his fault. 446 00:33:46,603 --> 00:33:48,571 What do you mean it wasn't his fault? 447 00:33:48,638 --> 00:33:50,902 Your Aunt Sandra is in tatters. 448 00:33:50,974 --> 00:33:53,807 I want him out of here right this minute. Is that clear? 449 00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:58,109 Tell me you will have nothing to do with that ridiculous man ever again. 450 00:33:58,181 --> 00:33:59,512 I'm sorry. 451 00:33:59,582 --> 00:34:02,244 No, I can't do that. 452 00:34:02,318 --> 00:34:03,910 Why not? 453 00:34:04,621 --> 00:34:07,385 Because we're moving in together. 454 00:34:07,457 --> 00:34:09,118 Dear God. 455 00:34:09,192 --> 00:34:12,161 Have you completely lost your senses? 456 00:34:12,228 --> 00:34:13,626 He isn't actually like this. 457 00:34:13,695 --> 00:34:17,028 He had some drugs and they made him act all weird. 458 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:20,364 Drugs? What drugs? 459 00:34:25,007 --> 00:34:28,465 He took some Valium and he had a bad reaction. 460 00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:33,681 Valium? Yeah. 461 00:34:40,389 --> 00:34:42,687 We'll talk about this later. 462 00:34:50,098 --> 00:34:52,191 Simon. Martha. 463 00:34:52,267 --> 00:34:53,631 Yeah, okay. Come and sit down. 464 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,729 Thank you, Janet, I appreciate that. That's for sure. 465 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,432 All right, Mate? Hey. Hello, Mate. 466 00:34:59,907 --> 00:35:01,204 That was awful. Wasn't it? 467 00:35:01,275 --> 00:35:03,368 Landing in front of your mum like that like a dead trout. 468 00:35:03,444 --> 00:35:06,311 Yeah, Howard, please. Come on. Yeah, sorry. 469 00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:10,407 It's just... You just never know when it's gonna happen to you. 470 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:15,114 That's all. It's like with me, I've got... It's like a weird patch of skin. 471 00:35:15,189 --> 00:35:17,851 I've had that a couple of weeks. I've absolutely no idea what that is. 472 00:35:17,925 --> 00:35:20,553 Why don't you show it to my Uncle Victor? You know, he's a doctor. 473 00:35:20,628 --> 00:35:21,925 Yes. 474 00:35:23,898 --> 00:35:25,160 Hello. 475 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,862 I swear I saw it moving. 476 00:35:28,102 --> 00:35:31,936 I saw it moving. No one else saw. No one else saw. 477 00:35:32,006 --> 00:35:34,838 I swear I saw it moving. I must be going mad. 478 00:35:34,908 --> 00:35:37,570 Why are my hands so big? 479 00:35:37,644 --> 00:35:41,341 Simon, listen to me. I need to tell you something. 480 00:35:42,983 --> 00:35:46,146 You know I gave you some Valium earlier? 481 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,548 Yes. Well, 482 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:56,256 it turns out that it wasn't actually Valium at all. 483 00:35:57,731 --> 00:35:59,289 Mmm hmm. 484 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,925 Can you hear me? Hello? 485 00:36:03,303 --> 00:36:05,294 Do you think we can start again now? I believe we