The Threesome

- It's weird. 729 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,874 I spent so much time imagining 730 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:49,374 what me and Olivia had in store, 731 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,624 so real and clear in my head. 732 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:55,374 And now it's not gonna be that way, it's gone. 733 00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:57,500 And I miss it somehow. 734 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,750 I miss things that didn't even happen. 735 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,999 - Do you wanna just throw some darts at me, let it out? 736 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,166 - [Connor] Is that okay? - Yeah. 737 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:07,957 - All right, here we go. - Go ahead. 738 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:10,667 I don't think you're gonna hit me, I've seen you play. 739 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:13,874 - [Matthew] Hey, come on. 740 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,832 Next round's on me, huh? 741 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,667 - [Greg] Okay, who's pregnant now? 742 00:38:20,042 --> 00:38:25,208 ♪ Bring your fine self on home ♪ 743 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,250 ♪ Ooh ♪ 744 00:38:30,292 --> 00:38:31,457 - Hi. 745 00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:32,874 - I didn't think you'd respond. 746 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,957 - Well, it's my birthday 747 00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:38,124 and I'm feeling particularly vulnerable. 748 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,874 Any chance you have a pregnancy fetish? 749 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,374 - What? What, why? No. 750 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:43,541 Are you pregnant? 751 00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:45,457 - Your face, I was gonna do a whole bit 752 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,791 pretending that it's yours but doesn't really work 753 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,041 with a guy who has a vasectomy. 754 00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,541 Doesn't really set the mood either, so. 755 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:52,874 - And you're keeping it? 756 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,041 - Fuck, no. 757 00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:55,374 But you know me. 758 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,374 Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? 759 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,291 - That's not how that saying goes. 760 00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:00,957 - I'm not here for the conversation. 761 00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,291 - Good. 762 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,917 Because pregnant women are sexy as fuck! 763 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,457 - Since there's only gonna be one kid now, 764 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:12,791 maybe I could be twice the father, you know? 765 00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:14,957 Like, if you've never sailed before, 766 00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:19,707 it's probably easier to just steer one boat at a time. 767 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,124 It's a weird analogy, I've never even sailed, I'm sorry. 768 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,041 - Could we not make jokes about this? 769 00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:25,458 This is my life. 770 00:39:26,542 --> 00:39:27,874 Like, you think I want to be pregnant 771 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:30,500 with some random person's baby? 772 00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:34,500 I wanted to do this when I was ready. 773 00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:38,124 Or like, at least with someone that I loved. 774 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:41,874 - And here I was thinking that I'd only ruined my life. 775 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,874 - Oh, no, no, I don't mean it like that. 776 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:46,207 You were just being yourself that night. 777 00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:48,541 And I was really trying to be someone else. 778 00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:52,291 And I think I overcompensated so much 779 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:54,374 that I got what I deserved. 780 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:56,375 - But then, why keep it? 781 00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:00,207 It was clearly a mistake. 782 00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:01,374 No one would judge you. 783 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,374 - I mean, I would judge me. 784 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:09,207 It would be one thing if I actually tried to prevent this 785 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,791 and it happened anyway, 786 00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:13,874 but I didn't do anything to prevent this. 787 00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,957 Like, how could you call that a mistake? 788 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:19,708 - That literally makes no sense to me. 789 00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:23,292 But I respect it. 790 00:40:25,542 --> 00:40:29,791 Look, I'm here because I wanna try and do the right thing, 791 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:31,708 whatever that may be. 792 00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:35,417 - Can we pray? - What? 793 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:39,458 Oh. 794 00:40:40,458 --> 00:40:41,999 Yeah. Now? 795 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,249 - Mm-hmm. - Yep. 796 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,582 - You lead. 797 00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:46,791 - Me? 798 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:48,542 I was hoping you would ask. 799 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:54,416 ♪ I'm so... ♪ 800 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:55,499 - Are you singing it? 801 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:56,832 - Well, I don't know how to pray. 802 00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:59,332 Am I doing it wrong? 803 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,582 - No, I'm messing with you. 804 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,833...