Strictly Sexual

Still, how come... 442 00:31:01,351 --> 00:31:03,129 ...how come I get the bitchy one and you get the nice one? 443 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:05,331 Mine's a terrible lay. 444 00:31:05,355 --> 00:31:06,666 She can't even kiss. It's like... 445 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:09,602 ...making out with a baloney sandwich or something. 446 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:12,185 - Really? - Yeah, she's like... 447 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,275 - It's terrible. - Okay. 448 00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:16,809 I can't believe this. 449 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,979 I have gotta go write. I can't spend all day doing this. 450 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,582 Yeah, but you said yourself you can't write when you're not getting laid. 451 00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:26,269 This is gonna cure any writer's block you've ever had. 452 00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:33,593 Okay, you understand: We don't want boyfriends. 453 00:31:33,617 --> 00:31:37,130 We don't want boyfriends, we don't want relationships. 454 00:31:37,154 --> 00:31:40,700 We want two guys to service us, this is strictly sexual. 455 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:44,437 You're on call 24 hours. We get laid when we want, how we want. 456 00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:48,541 You work for us. We'll give you a place to stay in the pool house... 457 00:31:48,565 --> 00:31:51,144 ...and you're not allowed in the house unless you're working. 458 00:31:51,168 --> 00:31:53,546 You know, and during the day you can look for legitimate jobs... 459 00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:55,315 ...and try to save money until you get on your feet. 460 00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:58,672 Okay, alright. But we got a few small requirements. 461 00:31:59,242 --> 00:32:01,955 We want TV with a satellite in the pool house. 462 00:32:01,979 --> 00:32:06,142 I have a TV. And I'm sure you know how to run a cable through the yard. 463 00:32:06,183 --> 00:32:09,083 Anything else? 464 00:32:11,788 --> 00:32:13,619 Beer. 465 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,081 Know what I love about L.A., Joe? 466 00:32:28,105 --> 00:32:31,506 People don't date. They just move in. 467 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,689 Yo! Yo! 468 00:32:47,991 --> 00:32:51,437 - Dick, gimme it. - You're being a dick, man, I found it. 469 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:53,473 Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs to somebody else, let me have it. 470 00:32:53,497 --> 00:32:56,431 It ain't yours either, man. 471 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:10,542 - They're fighting over a ball. - Just spray them with the hose. 472 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,228 Should we do something? 473 00:33:15,252 --> 00:33:18,031 They're probably hungry, put a bowl of food out for 'em. 474 00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:20,633 - Let go, dick! - Gimme it! 475 00:33:20,657 --> 00:33:23,318 It's my ball, man! 476 00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:32,225 You guys hungry? 477 00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:40,686 Where are you going? Isn't it Saturday? 478 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,688 No, I'm going to the store. It's open. 479 00:33:42,712 --> 00:33:45,680 In fact, I have a very important meeting with a fashion rep. 480 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,018 Okay. 481 00:33:55,725 --> 00:33:58,216 Bye. 482 00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:06,212 I'm going to write. You two boys behave yourselves. 483 00:34:06,236 --> 00:34:09,330 - Don't you write at home? - Too distracting. 484 00:34:13,710 --> 00:34:14,887 See that, Joe? 485 00:34:14,911 --> 00:34:18,224 They're up all night on Friday and then go to work on Saturday. 486 00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:21,294 Yeah, they're like guys. 487 00:34:21,318 --> 00:34:26,221 Hardworking. Like us. I respect that. 488 00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:30,203 Look, fashion week is next month. All the top designers, all the critics... 489 00:34:30,227 --> 00:34:33,072 - ...every magazine are gonna be there. - Yeah, I know. 490 00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:35,842 No, I know you know. You're a designer but I'm the rep. 491 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,376 And I'm very successful at getting people in. 492 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,914 - Absolutely. You're one of the best. - My being the best isn't the point. 493 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:45,351 The point is that's very difficult to get into fashion week. 494 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,020 Only a certain amount of designers get in. You're lucky. 495 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:51,157 This guy just dropped out. Drugs, overdose, who cares? 496 00:34:51,181 --> 00:34:53,025 - I want you to take his place. - Are you serious? 497 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,327 - You can get my line in? - Yeah. 498 00:34:54,351 --> 00:34:56,996 Just have your line ready. And putting the show on isn't cheap. 499 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:59,031 You're gonna have to pay for all this yourself. 500 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,700 Don't come to me. I'm not the bank. 501 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,068 Well... 502 00:35:02,092 --> 00:35:04,303 - ...I cab barely make e