The Postman

588 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:48,394 So as far as you know... 589 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,105 ...you have good semen? 590 01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,236 Is that a trick question? 591 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,321 No, it's not. 592 01:01:02,576 --> 01:01:03,576 I'm only asking... 593 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,745 ...because I want you to make me pregnant. 594 01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:10,416 All right... 595 01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:12,084 ...that's it. 596 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:13,836 Wait. 597 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:15,421 Wait, please. 598 01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:20,467 It's got to be the uniform. 599 01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:24,430 This is my husband, Michael. He hasn't said no. 600 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:27,808 I haven't said anything yet. 601 01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,769 We've been trying to have a baby for three years. 602 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:34,398 We cannot on account of Michael. He had the bad mumps when he was 12. 603 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,610 So we need a body father. 604 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:41,614 We could ask a man here, but it may cause problems. 605 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:43,365 We've seen it happen. 606 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:48,287 Things go okay until the woman shows, then it can be difficult. 607 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:51,665 But you'll only be around once in a while with the mail. 608 01:01:54,628 --> 01:01:56,378 You're the postman. 609 01:01:57,005 --> 01:01:58,505 What do you say, mister? 610 01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:00,966 You'd do us a favor. 611 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:06,764 I'm going to think about it. 612 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,941 Excuse me. 613 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:21,862 My mother would like to give you something. 614 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:25,241 He's right here, Mom. 615 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:29,954 It's to my other daughter... 616 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:31,455 ...Annie. 617 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,050 It doesn't say where. 618 01:02:44,135 --> 01:02:48,097 We don't know where she is. She left five years ago. 619 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,557 The last we heard she was living up north. 620 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:55,104 Look, Mrs. March, you should know that... 621 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:56,522 Know what? 622 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,152 Know that... 623 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,865 I have a feeling about you. 624 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,077 I know you'll do what's right. 625 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:30,389 I got to get out of here. 626 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:46,864 Easy, boy. 627 01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:48,741 It's right around the corner. 628 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,582 - What is? - What you're looking for. 629 01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:09,678 What I'm looking for? 630 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:15,601 Crazy old coot. 631 01:04:57,936 --> 01:04:59,478 I knew you'd come here. 632 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:03,816 You did? 633 01:05:07,862 --> 01:05:10,489 So how do you get to be a postman, anyhow? 634 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:15,577 You have to be in the right place at the right time. 635 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,329 How can I do it? 636 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:24,294 - I thought you wanted to drive cars. - Not anymore. That's kid's stuff. 637 01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:25,838 This is real. 638 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,173 So where's the right place? 639 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:33,429 Could be anywhere, you know. Anytime. 640 01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:37,516 Only another postman can make you a postman. 641 01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:39,852 Kind of like vampires, right? 642 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,356 Yeah, something like that. 643 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:47,860 You have to be sworn in, so... 644 01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:57,911 The organization's kind of shaky right now. It might not last. 645 01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,455 What does? 646 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,042 You'd meet people who don't believe in you. 647 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,003 I'll set them straight. 648 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:09,548 It's a lonely job. 649 01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:12,926 I've been lonely all my life. 650 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,388 So have I, Ford. 651 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,724 So have I. 652 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:21,768 What the hell! 653 01:06:22,687 --> 01:06:24,062 You repeat after me. 654 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:29,776 "Neither snow... 655 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:31,236 ...nor rain... 656 01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:32,821 ...nor heat... 657 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:34,448 ...nor gloom of night... 658 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,205 ...stays these couriers... 659 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,751 ...from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. " 660 01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:49,338 - Okay, then. - Okay, then. 661 01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:51,590 No. 662 01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:53,926 No, I'm saying that. You just listen. 663 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:55,344 I'm sorry. ...