Shallow Grave

- There's a whole wide world out there,... 244 00:22:17,347 --> 00:22:20,350 .. and it all needs to be accounted for, does it not? 245 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,144 - Well, I... - They sneer, do they not? 246 00:22:23,394 --> 00:22:25,563 - I'm not sure. - It's unfashionable. 247 00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:29,234 But yes, we're methodical, yes, we're diligent, yes, we're serious. 248 00:22:29,484 --> 00:22:33,029 And where's the crime in that? Why not shout it from the rooftops? 249 00:22:33,279 --> 00:22:37,742 Maybe sometimes we're a wee bit boring, but, by God, we get the job done. 250 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:42,580 - Yes, sir. - That's why I think you fit in here. 251 00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:46,000 - I'm boring? - You get the job done. 252 00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:53,007 - I see. I thought you meant... - Which is why I trust you with this client. 253 00:23:22,954 --> 00:23:25,832 Good morning. Can I help you? 254 00:23:26,082 --> 00:23:29,961 Yeah, I'll just check that for you. 255 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,319 Let's do it. 256 00:23:54,569 --> 00:23:58,323 Let's talk about disposal. We have to make that body unidentifiable. 257 00:23:58,573 --> 00:24:01,868 Burning, dumping at sea and burial are all flawed,... 258 00:24:02,118 --> 00:24:05,872 .. either by fingerprints or more commonly by dental records, I have learnt. 259 00:24:06,122 --> 00:24:08,750 What I suggest is that we bury him out in the forest. 260 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,337 First we remove his hands and his feet, which we incinerate. 261 00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:16,466 And his teeth, which we just remove. It's as simple as that. 262 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:19,260 David. 263 00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:23,890 I've always wondered what these were for. Now... 264 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,642 Oh. 265 00:24:25,892 --> 00:24:28,228 This is what we need. 266 00:24:28,478 --> 00:24:30,813 And, um... 267 00:24:31,064 --> 00:24:33,191 .. this. 268 00:24:33,441 --> 00:24:34,901 - What else? - I don't know. 269 00:24:35,151 --> 00:24:36,778 A spade. We need a spade. 270 00:24:37,028 --> 00:24:39,781 I wish you'd concentrate. We need a spade to dig a pit. 271 00:24:40,031 --> 00:24:41,783 - Who's gonna do it? - Dig the pit? 272 00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:43,910 - Not that. - Who's gonna do what? 273 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,081 - You know what I'm talking about. - Do I? What are you talking about? 274 00:24:48,331 --> 00:24:51,417 - You know what. Who's gonna do it? - We all are, David. 275 00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:55,797 We're all gonna do it. You, me and Juliet will do his or her bit. Fair enough? 276 00:24:56,047 --> 00:24:58,049 - I can't do it. - I don't hear this. 277 00:24:58,299 --> 00:25:01,469 - I won't be able to do it. - You want out already? 278 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:04,722 You don't want the money? Hugo is going off! He smells! 279 00:25:04,973 --> 00:25:11,521 - The flat smells! We can't wait! - I won't be able to cut him up. 280 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:29,455 - Who's going to do it? - I thought we all were. 281 00:25:29,706 --> 00:25:32,750 - I don't think I can. - But, Juliet, you're a doctor. 282 00:25:33,001 --> 00:25:38,131 - You kill people every day. - That's different. I still don't want to. 283 00:25:38,381 --> 00:25:42,385 Now you tell me. 284 00:26:03,573 --> 00:26:05,491 There's something I want to ask. 285 00:26:05,742 --> 00:26:10,204 I don't know! I swear to God, I don't know! 286 00:26:11,748 --> 00:26:14,000 Family? Friends? 287 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:18,421 Drugged-up, wandering, suicidal fuck-ups don't have families. 288 00:26:18,671 --> 00:26:23,468 - I just thought we should discuss it. - Take his legs. 289 00:26:26,971 --> 00:26:30,558 Where's Hugo? 290 00:27:20,066 --> 00:27:23,403 - Pick him up. - Shh. 291 00:27:23,653 --> 00:27:27,699 - Pick him up. - Shh. 292 00:27:29,409 --> 00:27:33,871 I swear to God, I don't know! I don't know! 293 00:28:24,672 --> 00:28:27,091 Stupid fuckin' bastard. 294 00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:37,810 Why don't we draw lots for it? 295 00:28:38,061 --> 00:28:42,315 Whoever draws the short straw does it all. That way you either do it or you don't. 296 00:28:42,565 --> 00:28:44,943 - OK. I can go with that. - David? 297 00:28:45,193 --> 00:28:48,863 - I don't know. - If I draw the short straw, I'll do it. 298 00:28:49,113 --> 00:28:54,744 But I'm not gonna do it just because you won't. 299 00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:36,953 All right, then. Here we are and this is it. 300 00:29:37,203 --> 00:29:41,457 Do you wanna play or not? 301 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,164 I can't do it. 302 00:31:01,454 --> 00:31:06,084 - Finished. - All right, but not quite. 303 00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:09,087 - Is that going to be deep enough? - Don't worry. 304 00:31:09,337 --> 00:31:14,884 - Is this necessary? - Yes. Now c