The Producers

00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:30,724 but the Fuhrer was descended from a long line of English queens. 705 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,189 Is that right? 706 00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,073 Yes. 707 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,362 Adolf Elizabeth Hitler. 708 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:47,034 Good, now I sign your contract. 709 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,909 Excellent, excellent. Oh, here we are. 710 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:52,081 Right here on the dotted line. 711 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,667 There you are. You shall never regret this. 712 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,508 So, thank you, Herr Liebkind. Alrighty then. 713 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,548 - Thank you. - Very good. 714 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,844 Let it go, let it go. 715 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,224 Halt! 716 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,560 I forgot to tell you. 717 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,724 The penalty for breaking the Siegfried Oath 718 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:15,817 is death. 719 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:20,022 Dess? Is that anything like death? 720 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,066 Yes. 721 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:25,531 Sorry to hear that. 722 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:29,122 Don't worry. We'll iron out all these thorny details over strudel. 723 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,958 Ta-ta, big guy. Here we go. 724 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,748 We're trapped, trapped. 725 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,631 Got it. Let's have lunch. 726 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,637 What nice guys. 727 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,427 Broadway. 728 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,813 I haven't been so happy since we crushed Poland. 729 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,570 Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director, 730 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,737 Roger De Bris' elegant upper-east side town house 731 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,451 on a sunny, Tuesday afternoon in June. 732 00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:08,825 Who may I say is calling? 733 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,575 Listen, you broken-down old queen, 734 00:45:12,585 --> 00:45:14,998 he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky. 735 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,666 Don't ever call here again. 736 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:18,834 - Who was that? - Wrong number. 737 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:32,934 Yessssss? 738 00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:59,204 Well, hi, there. 739 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,797 I am Max Bialystock 740 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,883 and this is my associate Mr. Bloom. 741 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:04,046 We have an appointment 742 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,466 with renowned theatrical director Roger De Bris. 743 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:09,180 Yes, yes, please come in. Please. 744 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,594 - Thank you. - Yes. 745 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,487 I am Carmen Ghia. 746 00:46:24,030 --> 00:46:26,694 Mr. De Bris' common-law assistant. 747 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:28,776 You are expected. 748 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:39,920 May I take your hat, your coat and your swastikas? 749 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,248 Oh, these... 750 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,674 We just came from this big rally. Everybody was wearing them. 751 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,882 Why didn't you tell me we still had those on? 752 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,305 I didn't notice them. You told me to look straight ahead, 753 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,975 - you remember that? - All right, let's not fight, okay? 754 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,148 Oh, Roger... 755 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,356 We're not alone. 756 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:22,542 Here's Roger. 757 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:30,546 Max, he's wearing a dress. 758 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,797 No kidding. 759 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,970 Oh, Roger, good to see you again. 760 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:36,434 Messieurs Bialystock and Bloom, I presume? 761 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:38,520 Forgive the pun. 762 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,521 - What pun? - Shut up, he thinks he's witty. 763 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:48,147 Roger, may I say, you look gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. 764 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:52,985 By the way, Max, darling, we loved <i>Funny Boy,</i> didn't we, Carmen? 765 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,076 Oh, worshipped it. 766 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,367 <i>To be or not to be, you mean a lot to me</i> 767 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,081 - Show stopper. - Fabulous. 768 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:02,877 Oh, dear, your Mr. Bloom is staring at my gown. 769 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,496 Oh, well, I... 770 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:07,750 I should explain. I'm going to the choreographer's ball this evening. 771 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,672 There is a prize for best costume. 772 00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:11,214 We always win. 773 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:12,804 I'm not so sure about this year. 774 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:16,425 I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia. 775 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:19,219 But I think I look more like t