Brain Donors

371 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:41,030 - I beg your pardon? - Oh, I see you have a pretty visitor. 372 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:44,134 I'll tell you what. I'll get a girl and we'll double. 373 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:47,132 - You got five minutes, Mr. Volare. - Five minutes? 374 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:49,500 My God! Have you consulted another doctor? 375 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:52,074 - You are out of line. - And you are out of toilet paper. 376 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:54,837 - But we're still short one girl. - What are you doing here? 377 00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:59,507 - To sign you for my ballet company. - To sign me for your ballet company? 378 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,174 Swear to God, I just said that. 379 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:05,346 Why don't you run along and let us men talk business. 380 00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,856 Just leave your phone number and favorite color with the manager 381 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,824 and later we'll talk business. 382 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,526 - You're cute, Mr...? - Garvey. Steve Garvey. 383 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:16,530 I think we have something beautiful, you and l. 384 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:18,134 Someday you'll have my children. 385 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,703 In fact, they're out in the car, if you want them. 386 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:25,839 Oh, God... 387 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,772 You're still here? 388 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,744 I will have you thrown out of the theater. 389 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:34,544 - First, we talk ballet. - I know nothing of your ballet. 390 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:37,085 We have a lot in common. I'm managing director and I don't either. 391 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,086 Look, I don't dance for just anyone. 392 00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:42,715 I am ballet. My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris. 393 00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:44,759 So what? Last year, I left a raincoat in Cleveland. 394 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,864 Do you realize what I was doing at the age of 7? 395 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,501 I can imagine. You must be thankful you didn't go blind. 396 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,734 I was dancing professionally. 397 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:56,032 Well, whatever you call it: flogging the carrot, polishing the cue stick, 398 00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:57,731 choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel... 399 00:27:57,909 --> 00:27:59,968 But I didn't come back here to rehash good times. 400 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:03,512 Volare, dance with the Oglethorpe-Flakfizer Ballet Company 401 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,277 and you can name your price. Money is no object. 402 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:13,288 It isn't mine. Look, I'm offering you a check for $500,000. 403 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,427 It's made out to Volare, Great, The. 404 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,320 I don't dance for the money. 405 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:20,123 Then you dance and I'll keep the money. 406 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:22,664 Look, I will not dance for your ballet and that is final. 407 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,961 A Flakfizer doesn't know the meaning of the word "no." 408 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:27,934 And we're a little fuzzy on the word "panagglutinin" and "viscosity." 409 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:31,667 All right, all right. Let's sweeten the pot. The same money, 410 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,970 - we throw in a girl. - No! 411 00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:35,612 Then would you object to me getting one? 412 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,145 I'm a lonely man, Mr. Volare. 413 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,681 I will give you till the count of ten to get out of here. 414 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,876 - One, two, three-- - Before you get stuck 415 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,681 somewhere around six, I'll go. 416 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,122 If there's anything I can ever do for you, forget it. 417 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:50,625 Because I don't do those kind of things. 418 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:54,697 And for the last time, I warn you about that highly contagious rash. 419 00:28:54,866 --> 00:29:00,236 I beg you to see to it at once. Hygiene, Mr. Volare. Hygiene. 420 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,731 - Mr. Flakfizer. - Where?! 421 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,341 I'm sorry, I thought my father showed up. 422 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,239 Come here, come here. Did Volare accept your offer? 423 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,777 I didn't know the meaning of the word "no," 424 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:10,039 but he had it down pretty good. 425 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,876 You wouldn't happen to have a world-famous dancer 426 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,347 stuffed in a drawer somewhere, would you? 427 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:15,713 As a matter of fact, I would. His name's Alan Grant. 428 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,582 He can dance rings around Volare. 429 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,485 He's even m