The Muppets

438 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,269 Rowlf? Wanna get back together? 439 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,555 - OK. - Good. 440 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,671 Classic. 441 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,592 Anyhow, looks like we got everybody, 442 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,910 so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars. 443 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,798 - Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here. 444 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,188 - Where's...? - All good! 445 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,634 - Miss... - All done here! 446 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,233 Piggy? 447 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,113 Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right? 448 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,470 OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy! 449 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,475 My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France. 450 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,312 Oh! Well, then we drive to France. 451 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,393 - You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far. 452 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,312 Then maybe we should travel by map! 453 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,710 - Good idea, Fozzie. - Yeah! 454 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,919 To Paris! 455 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,991 Paris! Paris! 456 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,759 Look at these ceilings! 457 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,473 Yeah. They must be very tall here. 458 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,359 Yeah, very nice. 459 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,593 Uh... Hi there. Excuse me. 460 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,875 Miss? Pardon me, ma'am? 461 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,759 Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent. 462 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,831 Urgent! Urgent! 463 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,877 - Is it urgent? - Very. Yes. 464 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,511 Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in... 465 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,434 - ...early September. - Early September? 466 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,158 That's like six months from now! 467 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,232 That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September. 468 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,075 She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy. 469 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,958 You can't just pop in without an appointment. 470 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,395 - OK, then. - Thank you. 471 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,198 - All right. - Mean lady. 472 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,920 - Close the door on your way out. - Thanks a lot. 473 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,950 - She wasn't very nice. - Yeah. 474 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,113 Guys! Muppet Man! 475 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,590 - Yeah! - That could work! 476 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,313 Hello. 477 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,074 I have an appointment. 478 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,876 Oh, OK. 479 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,433 Um... 480 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,953 Will you wait here a moment? 481 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,759 Decisions, decisions. 482 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,919 Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you. 483 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,549 Mademoiselle Cochonnet? 484 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,479 - Can't you see I'm busy? - Of course. 485 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,036 There's a... man here to see you. 486 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,589 He does have an appointment. 487 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,830 An appointment? That's weird. 488 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,718 Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in! 489 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,029 Right away. Sorry. 490 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,200 - Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot. 491 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,349 Hello. 492 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,999 Whoa. 493 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,952 - What the...? - Sorry. 494 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,593 That looked expensive. 495 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,552 - You look familiar. - So do you! 496 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,352 Please, have a seat. 497 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,159 Yes, we're going to have a seat now. 498 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,073 - No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa! 499 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,036 Uh-oh. 500 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,557 Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down! 501 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,675 What? 502 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,955 Ohh! 503 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,315 I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man. 504 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,835 - You guys OK? - Is anyone hurt? 505 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,715 Kermit? 506 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,559 - Hello, Piggy. - Kermie! 507 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,599 Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! 508 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,069 Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm! 509 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,870 Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back! 510 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:30,750 I am woman! I am stron