Spaceballs

408 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,061 You will never address me as "you." 409 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:28,814 You will call me "your royal highness"! 410 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:31,692 You are a royal pain in the... 411 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:33,489 Hold it. Time! What? 412 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,116 May I make a small suggestion? 413 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:37,994 Any minute now, the spaceballs will make a major u-turn, 414 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,447 head back this way, and make us all dead. 415 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,240 He's right. Let's go. 416 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,916 Wait. My things. 417 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,540 Now listen, you royal... 418 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,630 Highness. 419 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,838 Take only what you need to survive. 420 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:16,650 Please slow down. I'm getting sand up my gears. 421 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:22,534 Gee, I hope she didn't forget anything. 422 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,380 All right, wait a minute, barf. Put it down. 423 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,050 What the hell's in this thing? 424 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,725 What's this? 425 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:43,514 I said, take only what you need to survive. 426 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,929 My industrial-strength hair dryer. 427 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,265 And I can't live without it! 428 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,897 Okay, Princess, that's it. 429 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:54,020 The fairy tale is over. 430 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,360 Welcome to real life. 431 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:59,485 You want this hot air machine, you carry it. 432 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,578 You pick that up. 433 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,411 You pick that up. 434 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:08,831 How dare you, you insolent peasant? 435 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,921 Nobody talks to me that way. Nobody! 436 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,715 Nobody! 437 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:17,005 Well, what have we got here? Will you look at her? 438 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,681 Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. 439 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,762 You know something, Princess? 440 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:26,139 You are ugly when you're angry. 441 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,813 That's it. 442 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:32,025 You and your dog are... Please. 443 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,976 Total humans, droids, if I may? 444 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,985 It's going to be very dark soon. I suggest we find a place to camp for the night. 445 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,566 Come, darling. 446 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,623 See? It's lighter. 447 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,247 Oh, yeah. This is the best. 448 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:54,251 I could have carried two or three of these. 449 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:59,302 Have you found them yet? No, lord helmet. 450 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:03,348 They're still not on the scanner. Well, keep looking for them. 451 00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:14,604 Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. 452 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:18,480 Corporal, get me the video cassette of spaceballs: The movie. 453 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,818 Yes, sir. 454 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,659 "The producers, twelve chairs, blazing saddles, young Frankenstein." 455 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,120 Colonel sandurz, may I speak with you, please? 456 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:30,168 Yes, sir. 457 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,744 How can there be a cassette of spaceballs: The movie? 458 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,205 We're still in the middle of making it. True, sir. 459 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,837 There's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing. 460 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,669 There has? Yes. Instant cassettes. 461 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,839 They're out in stores before the movie is finished. 462 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:44,933 No. 463 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:48,226 Here it is, sir! Spaceballs. 464 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,515 Good work, corporal. Punch it up. 465 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,852 That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward. 466 00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,019 Preparing to fast-forward. 467 00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:00,279 Fast-forward! Fast-forwarding, sir. 468 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:21,213 No, go past this. Past this part. 469 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,548 In fact, never play this again. 470 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,012 Try here. Stop. 471 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,986 What the hell am I looking at? 472 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,565 When does this happen in the movie? Now. 473 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,028 You're looking at now, sir. 474 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:47,194 Everything that happens now is happening now. 475 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,157 What happened to then? We passed then. 476 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:50,328 When? Just now. 477 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,498 We're at now...