The Last Starfighter

388 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,645 And, uh... there's been a big mistake. 389 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,075 Am I to understand you're actually declining 390 00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:45,982 the honor of becoming a Starfighter? 391 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,194 - You got it. - Extraordinary! 392 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:54,074 For eons, all creatures have dreamt of being Starfighters. 393 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,201 - Where are you from? - Earth. 394 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:59,454 And we're not at war with anybody except each other. 395 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,291 Earth? Earth isn't a formal member of the Star League, 396 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,710 and isn't due to be approached until it matures. 397 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:08,421 This is all highly irregular. 398 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,840 Tell me, who recruited you? 399 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,759 Centauri. 400 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,471 - There he is. That's him! - Centauri? I might've known. 401 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,516 (Singing) 402 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:25,522 (Grig) Up to your old Excalibur tricks again, eh, Centauri? 403 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,649 Did it ever occur to you that it's against the law 404 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,277 to recruit from worlds outside the Star League? 405 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,362 Earth's in danger, too, isn't it? 406 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,656 And, no, I did not use the Excalibur test. 407 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,408 It was called a video game. 408 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:40,954 What's all the brouhaha? After all, he does have the gift. 409 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,373 This may come as a bit of a shock to you, 410 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,834 but he doesn't want to be a Starfighter. 411 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,671 Doesn't want to be a...? Are you a coward? 412 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,465 - Are you crazy? - You didn't tell me about any of this! 413 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,176 Return the money, Centauri! 414 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:58,430 Return the money? Are you delirious? 415 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,515 Do you know how long it took to invent the games, 416 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,145 to merchandise them, to get them into the stores by Christmas? 417 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:09,107 It must be terribly embarrassing for you, and I do sympathize, however... 418 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,652 But I saw him fight! He could be the greatest Starfighter ever! 419 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,488 - That was a game, Centauri. - A game? 420 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,781 (Scoffs) 421 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,701 You may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test. 422 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,453 A-ha! A test! 423 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:26,041 Sent out across the universe to find those with the gift to be Starfighters. 424 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,210 And here you are, my boy. Here you are! 425 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:32,797 - Right! Here I am, about to be killed! - Killed... (Chortles) 426 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:37,135 You don't seriously think it's dangerous, do you? 427 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,804 Don't be silly. Trust me. 428 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,681 (Howling) 429 00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,324 Xur! 430 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,242 Xur! 431 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,119 Xur? 432 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:10,752 Yes, Father, your mighty Frontier grows weaker by the moment. 433 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:14,089 Do not call me father! 434 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,175 You are no longer my son! 435 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,595 You're an outcast! Why have you returned? 436 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,515 I have returned for the good of all Rylans. 437 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,976 With an armada of Ko-Dan warships behind you? 438 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:30,605 There are some Rylans who would welcome me, Father. 439 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:34,609 Star League justice put down your Xurian cult. 440 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,445 Your followers are few and scattered. 441 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,322 Star League? 442 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:43,076 A refuge for weak worlds not worthy to be our equals! 443 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,412 That is for the Rylans to decide, 444 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:49,332 and not for a dangerous and evil child such as yourself. 445 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:56,214 And yet, it is this child who caught your master spy. 446 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:07,684 (Screaming) 447 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,454 Hear me, Rylans! 448 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:34,544 When the green moon of Gaian is eclipsed, Ko-Dan Armada will invade, 449 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,508 and not even your mighty Starfighters will be able to save you. 450 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:44,387 We shall see, Xur. We shall see! 451 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,307 (Laughs evilly) 452 00:37:55,982 --> 00:3...