Galaxy Quest

00:33:57,397 --> 00:33:59,232 We were hoping you could enlighten us. 481 00:34:06,573 --> 00:34:08,449 Oh, the Omega 13 device. 482 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,995 We found that on an alien planet. We don't know what it does either. 483 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,123 Why don't you just turn it on and see what it does? 484 00:34:16,332 --> 00:34:17,541 - [speaks alien language] - [laughs] 485 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:22,546 It has at its heart a reactor capable of unthinkable energy. 486 00:34:22,797 --> 00:34:24,507 If we were mistaken in our construction, 487 00:34:24,673 --> 00:34:27,176 the device would act as a molecular explosive, 488 00:34:27,259 --> 00:34:30,596 causing a chain reaction that would obliterate all matter in the universe. 489 00:34:32,264 --> 00:34:35,476 Has Sarris ever seen any of the historical records? 490 00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:37,686 No, thank God, he has not. 491 00:34:39,688 --> 00:34:42,608 So, how does he know about the Omega 13 device? 492 00:34:46,945 --> 00:34:51,366 Our former commander was not... strong. 493 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:52,951 "Former commander"? 494 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,997 I am sorry. You deserve to be shown. 495 00:34:58,623 --> 00:35:01,835 The tape was smuggled off of Sarris' ship. 496 00:35:02,293 --> 00:35:04,629 Originally, one of our own tried to lead. 497 00:35:05,004 --> 00:35:06,381 [Sarris] <i>Is that all?</i> 498 00:35:06,714 --> 00:35:12,178 <i>After three days of this, you still require incentive?</i> 499 00:35:12,387 --> 00:35:14,806 [squeals] 500 00:35:15,140 --> 00:35:16,724 [alien commander] <i>I have told you all I know.</i> 501 00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:19,853 <i>If you have any mercy within you, please, let me die.</i> 502 00:35:19,936 --> 00:35:24,439 [Sarris] <i>When I grow weary of the noises you make, you shall die.</i> 503 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,316 [alien commander squealing] 504 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,038 [Jason] Hey, guys, come on, hold on a minute! 505 00:35:40,122 --> 00:35:42,207 You just can't leave. Give me some time to think. 506 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:43,333 - Think. - He wants to think. 507 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:45,752 No, Jason. That's a wrap. There's nothing to think about! 508 00:35:45,836 --> 00:35:49,047 I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just crewman number six. I'm expendable. 509 00:35:49,131 --> 00:35:51,842 I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. 510 00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:54,761 - I got to get out of here. - [Mathasar] Commander! Commander? 511 00:35:54,845 --> 00:35:57,430 We got to prepare the pods for my crew's departure. 512 00:35:57,513 --> 00:36:00,766 But begging your commander's pardon, Sir, we can't launch pods at the moment. 513 00:36:00,850 --> 00:36:03,060 Sarris will surely detonate any objects leaving the ship. 514 00:36:03,352 --> 00:36:05,271 - Sarris? - Yes, Sir. He's here now. 515 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,690 Your presence is required on the command deck. 516 00:36:16,824 --> 00:36:18,284 There's nobody here. 517 00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:20,828 While my people are talented scientists, 518 00:36:21,078 --> 00:36:23,164 our attempt to operate our own technologies 519 00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:26,000 under tactical simulation have been disastrous. 520 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,836 I have raised Sarris on zeta frequency. 521 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,256 - Mathesar, it might be helpful... <i>- We meet again, Commander.</i> 522 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:33,632 [Jason] Hello, Sarris. 523 00:36:34,216 --> 00:36:35,467 How you doing? 524 00:36:36,218 --> 00:36:38,220 <i>Better than my lieutenant.</i> 525 00:36:39,638 --> 00:36:42,599 <i>He failed to activate the ship's neutron armor</i> 526 00:36:42,682 --> 00:36:46,436 <i>as quickly as I'd hoped on our last encounter.</i> 527 00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:48,480 Yeah, well, you know, I'd like to say 528 00:36:48,563 --> 00:36:50,398 I'm real sorry about what happened before. 529 00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:53,777 The whole thing was just... Just a misunderstanding. 530 00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:58,949 <i>Deliver the device to me, or I will destroy your ship!</i> 531 00:37:00,158 --> 00:37:02,661 You know, um, we'd like to do that, 532 00:37:02,744 --> 00:37:06,206 but frankly, Sarris, Sir, we don't know what it is or even where it is. 533 00:37:06,331 --> 00:37:08,833 <i>You have ten seconds!</i> 534 00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,627 I... I don't... Ten seconds? I don't... There... 535 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:16,006 You know, okay. Gosh, darn it, I give up. It's yours, you can have it. 536 00:37:16,090 --> 00:37:19,426 You have to give me a minute to put it in a box for you, okay? 537 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:20,803 Gwen. [clicks] 538 00:37:22,513 --> 00:37:24,682 Don't panic. I've dealt with this guy before. 539 00:37:24,765 --> 00...