CHiPs

689 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,750 I'm your boss! 690 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,274 Get outta here. 691 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,155 Officer. 692 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,200 COOPER: Looks legit to me. 693 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,760 <font color="#808080">RAY:</font> I don't really care what this says. 694 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,230 Hansen just saw him at All Steel Armored. 695 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,720 What about his partner? 696 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,959 There's no way Baker could be IA. 697 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,430 He was a fucking X-Games guy a few years back. 698 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,158 - You don't like it. - No, I don't like it. 699 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,154 My son's addicted to heroin. I got to get him out of this fucking town. 700 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,317 It's the only way he's ever going to get clean. 701 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,676 Let's just figure out another way to move the money. 702 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,513 And try to fly with cash? 703 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,875 You kidding me? 704 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,636 The painting's the best way to walk through customs with $14 million. 705 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,712 - It's beautiful. - All right, well, then fuck it. 706 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,395 Even if they do show up, they'll be riding lawnmowers. 707 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,433 Search Bob Lin. L-I-N. 708 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:29,670 All right. 709 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,430 COOPER: Oof! 710 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,035 Asian as hell. 711 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,599 <font color="#E86CE4">(WOMAN WHIMPERING)</font> 712 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,995 <font color="#E86CE4">(MAN SCREAMING)</font> 713 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,234 <font color="#E86CE4">(GIGGLING)</font> 714 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,956 Hey. 715 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,474 Hi, what's up? 716 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,994 I'm right in the middle of giving a swim lesson. 717 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,150 Oh, sorry. 718 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,990 What are you wearing? 719 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,550 Oh, it's my uniform. 720 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,075 From the CHP. 721 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,397 Aren't you supposed to change out of it after you get off work? 722 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,120 Yeah, you can. Most guys probably... 723 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,990 It was my first day, so I thought you'd probably want to see what I look like. 724 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,230 In all brown? 725 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,676 <font color="#E86CE4">(SCOFFS)</font> 726 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,950 It's great, Jon. 727 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,870 Um... I thought maybe it would remind you of your dad. 728 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,269 <font color="#E86CE4">(EXCLAIMING)</font> 729 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,598 Oh, while I have you, 730 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,834 you used the patio last night to cut through to the guest house. 731 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,595 Let's stick to the agreements, okay? Use the side entrance. 732 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,955 Can you do that? 733 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,953 Yeah. Sorry about that. 734 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,150 Hey, Jon! 735 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,590 Hey, Rick. 736 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,673 You working down at UPS now? 737 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,629 No, man, I'm a police officer. 738 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,035 Hell, yeah. 739 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,311 Hey, uh, can we get a to-go box? 740 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,472 It's for your shirt, bro, so you can eat it later. 741 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,633 <font color="#E86CE4">(BOTH CHUCKLE)</font> 742 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,515 - Classic Ponch-y. - Yeah. 743 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,796 Always deflecting! 744 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,599 Oh, deflecting. 745 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,910 Why don't you stop using that word? 746 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,196 Do you even know what the word means? 747 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,595 - Yeah. - Because I got a great example for you. 748 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,876 Okay, give me an example. 749 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,239 It's when a guy is super embarrassed about taking his third dump before 11:00 a.m. 750 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,232 So he makes fun of his partner's shirt. 751 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,390 Deflecting. 752 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,597 Okay, why are you counting how many times I go to the bathroom? 753 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,319 - Hard to miss, man. - It's really pervy, man. 754 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,510 - Oh, it's pervy? - Yeah. 755 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,799 We're on and off these bikes every half an hour, so you can go in there and unload. 756 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,400 - Drop it. - Admit it. 757 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,354 You have something going on i