Police Academy

00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,990 - That's no problem. You can just quit. - I can't quit. 409 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,871 Of course you can. Many, many wonderful people... 410 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,078 - ...have quit many, many-- - Commandant? 411 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,160 Do you know Capt. Reed? 412 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:01,923 Oh, yes. Capt. Reed. You're Mahoney. 413 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:07,258 Mahoney. Mahoney. Mahoney. 414 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,261 - You're a special case. You can't quit. - I know that. 415 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:14,553 - On the other hand, I can't throw you out. - Why not? 416 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:18,724 I promised Capt. Reed. I promised I'd keep you here the full 24 weeks. 417 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:23,019 You what? You what? You told--? 418 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,779 He told me that I could... 419 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:31,573 - I'm trapped here? - Well, yes. We all are. 420 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,203 HARRIS: Pick it up, pick it up. Keep moving up that hill. 421 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,914 SERGEANT: Put some muscle in it. 422 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,922 HARRIS: Get those knees up. Get those knees up, come on! 423 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,633 [YELLING] 424 00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:55,969 SERGEANT: Hustle, hustle, hustle! 425 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,978 This is definitely not for me. 426 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,860 SERGEANT: Keep going! 427 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:22,795 Come on, Hooks, get over the wall. Move it, move it, move it. 428 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,674 Come on, Hooks, get up. 429 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:30,837 Skip it. Go around. You'll never make it. Why don't you quit now? 430 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,927 Quit, quit, quit. You'll never make it. 431 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:39,142 Sir, I'm terribly sorry, but I seem to have ripped my pants. 432 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,356 Don't try me, punk. 433 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,776 Now, wise guy... 434 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,033 ...you run, don't trot... 435 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:56,537 ...to the supply room, and you get a new pair. 436 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,620 Yes, sir. I'll be back later in the day. 437 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:03,161 Be back in five minutes! 438 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:06,172 Yes, sir. Shit, I'm deaf. 439 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,347 MAHONEY: Hey, you got any brown shoe-polish? 440 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,103 I've got cordovan. Who's it for? 441 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,185 Lieutenant Harris. 442 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,271 [SERGEANT CHANTING] 443 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,539 Sir! Look, sir, new pants. 444 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,669 What are you doing--? Give me that. 445 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:49,924 All right, you scumbags, you have 30 minutes to shower and get to class. 446 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,676 Let's go. Move it. Move it. Move it. 447 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,008 Pick it up. Pick it up. 448 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:58,050 Pick it up, assholes. 449 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,602 So far, nobody's quit. 450 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:09,859 But they will. 451 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,108 [LAUGHING] 452 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,739 [CHUCKLES] 453 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,499 [BUGLER PLAYING "TAPS"] 454 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,129 Well, well, well. 455 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,099 I told you not to try me, boy. 456 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,760 Stand up. 457 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,644 Now, I want you two squad leaders... 458 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,935 ...to take Mr. Mahoney here and run him until he throws up. 459 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,148 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 460 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:55,531 And then, just after he throws up... 461 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,032 ...run him some more. 462 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,909 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 463 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,366 You are going to learn, Mahoney... 464 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,785 ...that nobody... 465 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,129 ...nobody... 466 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,460 ...screws... 467 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,792 ...with me. 468 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:18,004 - Pick it up, pick it up! Come on! - Hey, this is great. 469 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,968 - Two assholes, no waiting. - Move it! 470 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:23,555 Chad, would you please just let me yell at him without interrupting? 471 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:27,096 - Sure. - Come on, Mahoney! Move it, move it! 472 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:05,343 [GUNFIRE] 473 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,359 Bang! 474 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:31,869 Son, where did you get this gun? 475 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,998 - My mom gave it to me. - Ah. 476 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,963 Can I borrow it for a little while? 477 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,002 Sure. 478 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:47,052 CALLAHAN: Left, left righ