Slither

307 00:32:52,606 --> 00:32:55,236 Starla? Starla, you in there? 308 00:32:56,412 --> 00:32:57,901 Starla, you all right? 309 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:00,610 Stop! 310 00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:12,726 What the fuck was that? 311 00:33:46,569 --> 00:33:48,400 Whole damn Council's a bunch of fucking morons. 312 00:33:48,471 --> 00:33:51,804 I don't know how any of them got elected. They blame me for it, like it's... 313 00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:54,107 Bill. Bill, we need to talk. 314 00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:56,006 Shit. Morning, Jack. 315 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,945 We need to find this Grant, I mean yesterday. 316 00:33:58,016 --> 00:34:00,280 Town Council lit a Roman candle, stuck it up my ass. 317 00:34:00,352 --> 00:34:02,252 Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business. 318 00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:05,049 Hey, don't you fuck with me, Bill. Your post here as Chief is in dire straits. 319 00:34:05,122 --> 00:34:06,283 Nobody wants to go hunting in a town 320 00:34:06,359 --> 00:34:07,587 with a pet-murdering kidnapper in it. 321 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:08,888 We'll find him, Jack. 322 00:34:09,061 --> 00:34:11,121 Ain't many places he can hide. Looks like a damn squid. 323 00:34:11,198 --> 00:34:13,564 - Sea World, maybe. - See? She heard you say squid. 324 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,624 She's going to go out and create a goddamn hysteria. 325 00:34:15,701 --> 00:34:17,226 Shelby, you gonna create a hysteria? 326 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,466 - Not today, Bill. - What's this? 327 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,907 I thought we could use that like a police sketch, Chief. 328 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:24,775 You know, take it door to door, see if anybody recognizes him. 329 00:34:26,514 --> 00:34:28,710 Y'all show some respect right now! 330 00:34:28,784 --> 00:34:31,686 And you! You don't know what was in there. You said it was dark! 331 00:34:31,755 --> 00:34:34,450 - You don't know what the hell you saw. - His arm was all bendy, Mayor. 332 00:34:34,523 --> 00:34:37,185 Well, it's obvious the bastard's got Lyme disease. 333 00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:38,852 - What? - Lyme disease. 334 00:34:39,497 --> 00:34:40,896 You touch some deer feces 335 00:34:40,965 --> 00:34:44,401 and then you eat a sandwich without washing your hands, 336 00:34:44,468 --> 00:34:45,833 you got your Lyme disease. 337 00:34:45,903 --> 00:34:47,393 And that makes you look like a squid? 338 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:51,775 Well, fuck you all for laughing. 339 00:34:51,843 --> 00:34:53,573 Chief, another attack. 340 00:34:53,646 --> 00:34:55,374 - Over at the Castavets'. - What? 341 00:34:55,447 --> 00:34:58,178 Grant's been stealing animals off farms, edge of town. 342 00:34:58,251 --> 00:34:59,913 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - All right, folks, let's go. 343 00:34:59,987 --> 00:35:02,421 Don't forget your guns. We don't want any Lyme disease popping out at us. 344 00:35:02,489 --> 00:35:05,185 Oh, ho, ho, ho. Ha, ha, fucking ha. 345 00:35:06,428 --> 00:35:09,454 I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. 346 00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:12,729 He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all. 347 00:35:13,134 --> 00:35:14,897 Hey, look! 348 00:35:16,372 --> 00:35:18,397 Knocked this one's head clear on over here. 349 00:35:18,473 --> 00:35:20,465 Put that down, numb nuts. 350 00:35:20,811 --> 00:35:22,437 He drug the cow through here. 351 00:35:24,047 --> 00:35:25,571 How can one man do that? 352 00:35:25,882 --> 00:35:27,747 Slay all them dogs by hisself? 353 00:35:28,151 --> 00:35:31,144 Well, he's gotta be in the forest. All three ranches run alongside it. 354 00:35:31,222 --> 00:35:33,520 You think we should get up a posse? 355 00:35:34,225 --> 00:35:35,385 Head in there? 356 00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:39,021 It's 100,000 acres. Be finding a needle in a fuckstack. 357 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:44,258 Gather some folks together. I think I know where Dr. Dolittle's gonna strike next. 358 00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:46,936 Right after Grant ran off, 359 00:35:47,007 --> 00:35:49,976 a calf went missing from here, Raglan's ranch. 360 00:35:50,143 --> 00:35:53,944 Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. 361 00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:55,277 That rancher with the cleft palate? 362 00:35:55,349 --> 00:35:57,112 Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk. 363 00:35:57,184 --> 00:35:59,311 Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally. 364 00:35:59,787 --> 00:36:01,949 And then we got the Castavets right here. 365 00:36:02,024 --> 00:36:03,822 That's where last night's shit storm took place. 366 00:36:03,892 --> 00:36:06,588 And if he keeps to that pattern, next he's gonna end up here, 367 00:36:06,662 --> 00:36:08,597 owned by a family called the Strutemyers. 368 00:36:09,065 --> 00:36:12,125 I kno