Feast

You can't fuck with man! 391 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:40,733 Sweet. 392 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,318 (Beast growls) Whoa! 393 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,944 (Heroine gasps) Whoa! 394 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,700 HEROINE: There's two of them. 395 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,410 (Beasts growl softly) 396 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,705 HEROINE: it's like they're wearing dead animals or something. 397 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:56,415 (Beasts Screech, growl) 398 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:10,721 Hey, it's working. You're a genius. 399 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,932 See? What did I tell you? HEROINE: Wait. 400 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,850 There's a third. 401 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,811 It's like a family. It's a goddamn family. 402 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,315 We just killed their baby. 403 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:25,986 (Beast screeches) 404 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:29,073 (SQUELCHING) 405 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:31,492 Holy shit. She ate it. 406 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:34,203 She didn't even chew it, man. She just swallowed it. 407 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,957 Oh, dear. 408 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,625 What? What's he doing? 409 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,168 They're humping! 410 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:43,379 (Beasts grunt) (CAR ALARM SQUEALS) 411 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:48,717 Oh, man. The monsters are doing it doggie-style. 412 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,427 Monster sex. 413 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,810 (Presses button) (CAR ALARM STOPS) 414 00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:00,688 Where are you going, Boss? You be careful, Boss. 415 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:02,940 (Beast grunts) (SQUELCHING) 416 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,859 HEROINE: What is that? 417 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,822 BEER GUY: Dude, it took a dump. 418 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:13,784 HEROINE: No. it's moving, stupid. 419 00:33:13,951 --> 00:33:15,995 (Bossman grunts) 420 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,705 Spread out. 421 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:19,289 (Beast squeaks) 422 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:23,293 BOSSMAN: God almighty! More of the little bastards. 423 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,920 (Beasts squeak) 424 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,257 (Beast roars) 425 00:33:35,264 --> 00:33:37,224 Any more ideas, Animal Planet? 426 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,934 I was just being proactive. 427 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:41,270 BARTENDER: Hey, dipshit. I didn't see you working, did I? 428 00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,272 Oh, go douche, grandpa. 429 00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:47,192 Well, what now? Huh? 430 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,446 We're stuck in here, that's what. 431 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:55,784 If you don't mind me asking, how did you run into these things? 432 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:06,920 We dropped our daughter off at my mom's house. 433 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:10,507 My little girl, Charlie. My baby. 434 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:12,384 It was only for the night. 435 00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,684 And suddenly...we hit it. 436 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,354 We lost control of the car. (TYRES SCREECH) 437 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:27,483 It spun and flipped. 438 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,693 And l...l was thrown from the car. 439 00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:32,821 Its head was in the road. 440 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,869 That's when they came. (Beasts roar) 441 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:45,042 it's road-kill revenge. 442 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:50,672 I'd like to be the first to thank you and your dead husband 443 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,633 for dragging this fuckfest into my tavern. 444 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,178 The only thing we brought here was a heads-up that saved your ass. 445 00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,013 This is not my fault. 446 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,266 You pissed off the wrong clan, lady. 447 00:35:03,185 --> 00:35:05,187 Maybe all they want is you. (Cocks gun) 448 00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:09,274 Maybe all they want is the person that ran over their old grandaddy in a car. 449 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,654 And maybe they can have you on a silver platter, apple in fucking mouth. 450 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,324 You should have thought of that before we killed their child 451 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:20,410 and stuck it outside on a pike. 452 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,287 No need to get menstrual. 453 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,542 That was a dumb fucking idea, man. 454 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:29,711 Ow, shit! Fuck! 455 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,590 What the fuck's happening, man? What the fuck is this shit? 456 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:36,343 Well, just don't touch it, OK? Leave it alone. You're making it worse. 457 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,220 You tell me to leave it alone? 458 00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:41,807 You get puked on by a monster, and you tell me how that feels, huh? 459 00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:45,144 I'm rotting here, and nobody could give a shit! 460 00:35:4