PG: Psycho Goreman

so unfortunately, Mr. Hallenbeck 479 00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:29,324 had the pleasure of playing master chef tonight. 480 00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:31,359 How great is this chicken, Alistair? 481 00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:32,627 It's my special recipe. 482 00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:35,764 It's, uh... 483 00:32:35,798 --> 00:32:37,532 It's a little tough, Dad. 484 00:32:37,566 --> 00:32:38,868 The microwave will do that. 485 00:32:38,901 --> 00:32:40,837 But it sure brings out the flavor. 486 00:32:40,870 --> 00:32:42,805 What did you three maniacs get up to? 487 00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:45,607 We, um... Ow! 488 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,409 We were playing guns in the forest. 489 00:32:47,442 --> 00:32:49,879 Guns? Now that sounds like fun. 490 00:32:49,912 --> 00:32:53,348 Back when I was in the army, we used to play guns all the time. 491 00:32:53,381 --> 00:32:55,417 Except it was called the Iraq War. 492 00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:58,720 We played for keeps. 493 00:32:58,754 --> 00:33:00,388 Meaning I killed people. 494 00:33:00,422 --> 00:33:02,457 Okay, don't listen to GI Joker over here. 495 00:33:02,491 --> 00:33:05,862 He's never fired a gun in his life. 496 00:33:05,895 --> 00:33:07,596 - Anyways... - Can me and Alistair 497 00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:09,431 play video games? 498 00:33:09,464 --> 00:33:11,834 Mm-hmm. Just put your plates by the sink, okay, honey? 499 00:33:11,868 --> 00:33:14,703 But, Alistair, games are for nerds. 500 00:33:14,736 --> 00:33:16,371 Wouldn't you rather go in the driveway 501 00:33:16,404 --> 00:33:19,508 and throw basketballs at Luke or something? 502 00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:21,610 Oh, uh, yeah, thanks. 503 00:33:21,643 --> 00:33:25,580 But I just really want to play some vids. 504 00:33:25,614 --> 00:33:27,516 Come on, let's go. 505 00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:33,355 Guess I'll play by myself then. 506 00:33:33,388 --> 00:33:35,323 Hey, Mimi. 507 00:33:35,357 --> 00:33:37,325 Can you come back and finish your broccoli? 508 00:33:37,359 --> 00:33:40,762 No, I cannot, because champions don't eat broccoli! 509 00:33:40,797 --> 00:33:44,100 Well, she finished my delicious chicken. 510 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:48,770 And in the end, isn't that all that really matters? 511 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:51,339 No, she didn't. 512 00:34:00,783 --> 00:34:03,886 And then I heard Kyle put all his pubes in a bag 513 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,655 and sold them to Mason for five bucks. 514 00:34:06,688 --> 00:34:08,390 Isn't that crazy? 515 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:11,093 Dude, what's he going to do with a bag of pubes? 516 00:34:13,863 --> 00:34:16,598 What the frig are you doing? 517 00:34:16,631 --> 00:34:18,100 - But... - Took you long enough. 518 00:34:18,134 --> 00:34:19,836 I don't have all night. 519 00:34:19,869 --> 00:34:23,139 Time is a false construct that only exists for 520 00:34:23,172 --> 00:34:27,776 primitive beings unable to phase into the ninth dimension. 521 00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:30,579 Also I got lost. 522 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:34,382 Mimi, what the heck are you doing? 523 00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:35,617 He can't be here. 524 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:38,386 He can be wherever I want him to be. 525 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,621 Remember? 526 00:34:39,654 --> 00:34:42,091 Heads up, dumpy butt. 527 00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:46,528 Bulls eye! 528 00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:48,865 This reminds me of an ancient torture technique 529 00:34:48,898 --> 00:34:52,935 I learned from the worms of Janus many moons ago. 530 00:34:52,969 --> 00:34:56,138 Should I go? 531 00:34:56,172 --> 00:34:58,140 This is getting a little weird. 532 00:34:58,174 --> 00:35:01,676 Those were good people, those worms. 533 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:05,915 I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques. 534 00:35:05,948 --> 00:35:09,819 Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking dork. 535 00:35:09,852 --> 00:35:14,489 I once used my dark magic to help the warlord of Zatonia 536 00:35:14,522 --> 00:35:16,792 seduce the moon princess. 537 00:35:16,826 --> 00:35:20,830 I can do the same for you if you wish. 538 00:35:21,898 --> 00:35:25,600 You can make him want to chuck basketballs with me. 539 00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:29,771 Alright, I'm going to bounce. Good night, everybody. 540 00:35:29,805 --> 00:35:31,473 Do it. 541 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:34,542 So be it. 542 00:35:34,576 --> 00:35:37,612 Your wish is my command. 543 00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:41,217 Oh, Jesus! 544 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:45,553 Greg, what did you do to the microwave? 545 00:35:45,587 --> 00:35:48,124 Cooked a great meal for my family, that's what. 546 00:35:48,157 --> 00:35:49,591 You're welcome. 547 00:35:49,624 --> 00:35:52,694 It's totally wrecked. 548 00:35:52,727 --> 00:35:55,131 You're welcome. 549 00:35:5